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Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

Usually, during the Blaugust Festival of Blogging event, I like to tackle an internet questionnaire. I do these because they’re fun and they’re a break from standard blog posts. The only problem is that I’ve completed a lot of the more popular ones over the years. You’ll find my previous answers for these below, in the “Related Posts” section. I was certain there still had to be some questionnaires available that I haven’t completed and after searching online, I discovered the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire. It is a set of ten quick questions which French TV host Bernard Pivot would asked his guests at the end of his cultural show Bouillon de culture. He based his list of questions on the older Proust Questionnaire, which itself is derived from Victorian parlour games. Later, TV host James Lipton made a version of the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire famous, on Inside the Actors Studio. So with out further ado, here are my answers to the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Usually, during the Blaugust Festival of Blogging event, I like to tackle an internet questionnaire. I do these because they’re fun and they’re a break from standard blog posts. The only problem is that I’ve completed a lot of the more popular ones over the years. You’ll find my previous answers for these below, in the “Related Posts” section. I was certain there still had to be some questionnaires available that I haven’t completed and after searching online, I discovered the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire. It is a set of ten quick questions which French TV host Bernard Pivot would asked his guests at the end of his cultural show Bouillon de culture. He based his list of questions on the older Proust Questionnaire, which itself is derived from Victorian parlour games. Later, TV host James Lipton made a version of the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire famous, on Inside the Actors Studio. So with out further ado, here are my answers to the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Q: What is your favourite word?

A: There are numerous words that I like and enjoy. “Crayon” sounds nice. Go on, say it out loud. It’s fun. I use the word “nebulous” quite a lot in my writing, so I must like that on some level. If I ever have to name something, my go to name is “Clive” for some reason. Possibly because of a sketch by The Dangerous Brothers. But overall, I think my favourite word is “Brouhaha”, which means a noisy, excited, and angry fuss or uproar. Tabloid newspapers and populist politicians are a major source of Brouhahas.

Q: What is your least favourite word?

A: My least favourite words tend to be ones that are misused in common parlance by the younger generation. The abuse of the word “literally” puts my teeth on edge but I suspect the most annoying of these is the appending of every sentence with a superfluous “like”. I appreciate it’s a more a vocal tic or foible, rather than a genuine inability to understand grammar and semantics but it really is fucking annoying.

Q: What turns you on?

A: I assume by this specific turn of phrase, that the question refers to sexual stimuli and whatever my “kink” may be. As far as I’m aware my I don’t have any bizarre or niche market fetishes, such a self flagellation or vomiting on prebendaries. I do like some specific stuff but I’m hardly going to tell you lot, am I?

Q: What turns you off?

A: Excessive cosmetic surgery and body augmentation. People aren’t meant to be symmetrical and perfect. Beauty comes with inherent flaws.

Q: What sound do you love?

A: I love the sound a cork makes when it’s pulled from a bottle with a corkscrew. I believe this sound is called a “cloop”. It is usually a prelude to an enjoyable time with friends and good food. Two of the best things in life.

Q: What sound do you hate?

A: There are several sounds that I find jarring or unpleasant. Door hinges in need of oil or grit caught under a chair leg as it’s dragged across a stone floor. Noisy eaters are also hard to endure. However, there was one sound that really disturbed me, that I heard a few years ago. I was at a bus stop when I heard a car violently break. As I turned I saw a cyclist in my peripheral vision. He new that the car was going to hit him and he exclaimed “oh no”, just before it did. There was so much mixed emotion in that cry and a tangible sense of fear. I can still hear it now in my mind, if I think about it. It was and remains a singularly disturbing sound.

Q: What is your favourite curse word?

A: Easy. “Cunt”. It is enjoying a sort of profane renaissance in the UK at present. It seems to be shedding it’s sexual meaning and now just seems to be an aggressive and clear label for a bellicose fool. “Bollocks” is a close second.

Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

A: If it was 1988 again and I was seeking a full time job, I would certainly consider going into journalism. Back then there were still lots of local papers and you could get a foot in the door at 18, being a general dogs body and you could work your way up. It’s a lot different nowadays and a far harder industry to get into. Also there are a lot of liars and charlatans that claim to be journalist but a simply parasites and snake oil peddlers.

Q: What profession would you not like to participate in?

A: I have never warmed to sales. Especially sales associated with high value items such as real estate, cars or luxury goods. I think such professions attract larger than life “characters” and that they often have a very specific psychology. Words such a garrulous, brash and spurious spring to mind when I think of them. Mind you, that may all be a product of my own prejudices. I also know I’d be shit at sales. My approach would be “buy it if you want to. I don’t care” which is probably not a recipe for success.

Q: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

A: Depends on which god, doesn’t it. If it is the Christian one, I would like to hear the words “I’m sorry” form their lips for all the trouble they’ve caused. If it is one of the Elder Gods, then some sort of variation of “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”. I don’t really care for the notion of a supreme being when everything is such a shitshow.

Whether these answers provide any sort of insight into my soul or psyche, who can say? I think these questions were a little more cerebral than others. I felt that there was attempt to try and seek some wider meaning. I can’t quite articulate my reasons why but I just like questionnaires. There is something very satisfying in answering questions. Especially ones that don’t have factual answers but instead solicit a subjective opinion. You can’t really get those sort of questions wrong, can you, as it is all subjective and personal. Feel free to use the questions yourself. I am always keen to see how other folk respond to such lines of questioning. I think that next time, I may have a go at devising a questionnaire of my own. I could brand it The Perilous Questionnaire and depending upon the answers you give, you could get sectioned. Or at least kicked out of the Glee Club.

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Heatwaves and Drought

As I write this post, the temperature in Greater London is 33°C (91.4°F). This has become a regular occurrence since the middle of May onwards. High temperatures are fine when you’re on holiday mainly because you’re off work and at your leisure. You don’t have to perform the usual daily task that life requires of you such as work, shop, cook, clean etc. Furthermore, if you’re on vacation you’ll probably be staying at a resort or hotel that is fully air conditioned and you’re dressed accordingly. However, if you’re still performing you’re daily routine such as commuting to work and spending time in an office that wasn’t built with such external temperatures in mind, then 33°C is frankly a pain in the ass. Oh and if you’re one of those people who always respond to discussions such as this with “well I live in Riyadh and it’s 40°C here”, please sod off. You live in a desert which is dumb to begin with. Plus this is not a commensurate comparison. Temperatures are rising in the UK. It’s always hot in Saudi Arabia.

As I write this post, the temperature in Greater London is 33°C (91.4°F). This has become a regular occurrence since the middle of May onwards. High temperatures are fine when you’re on holiday mainly because you’re off work and at your leisure. You don’t have to perform the usual daily task that life requires of you such as work, shop, cook, clean etc. Furthermore, if you’re on vacation you’ll probably be staying at a resort or hotel that is fully air conditioned and you’re dressed accordingly. However, if you’re still performing you’re daily routine such as commuting to work and spending time in an office that wasn’t built with such external temperatures in mind, then 33°C is frankly a pain in the ass. Oh and if you’re one of those people who always respond to discussions such as this with “well I live in Riyadh and it’s 40°C here”, please sod off. You live in a desert which is dumb to begin with. Plus this is not a commensurate comparison. Temperatures are rising in the UK. It’s always hot in Saudi Arabia.

Back the matter in hand, almost three-quarters of England is now officially in drought. Reservoir levels have fallen to 69%. That is 11.6% lower than expected for this time of year. There are already restrictions in place with regard to the use of water such as a hosepipe ban. The immediate prospects of a respite from such high temperatures is not likely at present and so the UK and Europe braces for its fifth climate heatwave this summer. As a result of the hot weather, UK farmers have reported their earliest harvests in 20 years, with reduced yields. Reduced domestic yields in core staples like wheat (down roughly 14%) and oats (down at least 9%) are driving fears of climbing food inflation later in the year. From a wider perspective the heatwaves and associated drought also have serious consequences for the UK economy. It is estimated that £3 billion to £4.4 billion has been lost as the result of lower or lost economic output.

Heathland Fire, Ringwood, New Forest

On a personal note, because the last few summers in the UK have been getting hotter, we’ve bought several fans. Four to be precise. These are quiet, pedestal models that keep the air circulating in the main rooms of our home. We keep the curtains and blinds closed all day to stop the sun heating the rooms directly. However, we keep a few windows open to draw air in at the back of the bungalow and vent air out of the front. At present it is 27°C indoors but the flow of air makes it feel more tolerable. Due to the heat outside we tend not to go out unless we have too. Chores such as going to the supermarket are conducted early in the morning. Despite being an Englishman I won’t go out in the midday sun. So for the immediate future, all social arrangements are on hold and me and Mrs P are just staying indoors and trying to stay cool. Fortunately we are both able to occupy ourselves, so boredom is not yet an issue for the present.

Old Farm Park showing signs of drought

The fact that the UK is currently enduring a continued period of record breaking temperatures, along with Europe, clearly indicates to me the validity of climate change. The data has been there for years, so I will have no truck with those who choose to refute it for political and financial reasons. However, although I eschew such people I can see why they act thus. They are motivated by financial and political gain. What annoys me more are those who try and argue against the data, despite having no fact based counter argument. Those who deny the reality of the situation because “their team” has encouraged them to do so. Wilful ignorance is a blight than runs through all western societies. However, I rather not end on a negative note, so let’s look to a positive. One individual who is having a great summer is our local ice cream man. He plies his trade down our street daily and is doing great business. So at least some good is coming from this unusual weather.

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The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Legacy Edition

On Tuesday 11th April, Aspyr Media rather surprisingly re-released The Lord of the Rings: War in the North, a co-op action-RPG from 2011. This game was delisted in late 2019, possibly due to changing rights ownership or a license expiring. Hence, I was somewhat discombobulated by the return of this title to all major gaming platforms. Mind you, the Embracer Group (through its subsidiary Middle-earth Enterprises) still controls the worldwide commercial and video game licensing rights for The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Furthermore they have explicitly stated that they have plans for more games. It would appear this also means re-releasing and updating old favourites. It is also worth noting that they own Aspyr Media, which is also a bit of a giveaway. Let it suffice to say that this re-release and sparked enthusiastic online debate as to whether any other he Lord of the Rings themed games from the same era will receive a similar makeover. Judging by the internet chatter, there’s potentially a market for them.

On Tuesday 11th April, Aspyr Media rather surprisingly re-released The Lord of the Rings: War in the North, a co-op action-RPG from 2011. This game was delisted in late 2019, possibly due to changing rights ownership or a license expiring. Hence, I was somewhat discombobulated by the return of this title to all major gaming platforms. Mind you, the Embracer Group (through its subsidiary Middle-earth Enterprises) still controls the worldwide commercial and video game licensing rights for The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Furthermore they have explicitly stated that they have plans for more games. It would appear this also means re-releasing and updating old favourites. It is also worth noting that they own Aspyr Media, which is also a bit of a giveaway. Let it suffice to say that this re-release and sparked enthusiastic online debate as to whether any other he Lord of the Rings themed games from the same era will receive a similar makeover. Judging by the internet chatter, there’s potentially a market for them.

For those who aren’t familiar with this game, The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Legacy Edition (as the re-release is known) was originally developed by the now defunct game developers Snowblind Studios. Well known for their co-op, hack and slash action games, this Tolkien themed game added RPG elements to that formula. Set at the same time as the events depicted in The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Legacy Edition follows the adventures of the Ranger Eradan, Elf Lore-master Andriel and Dwarf Champion Farin. The trio are tasked with countering the threat of a Black Númenórean, Agandaûr, who has been ordered by Sauron to attack the free folk in the North of Middle-earth. The game takes the player to several iconic locations such as Fornost, Mirkwood and Mount Gundabad. Aesthetically it draws heavily from the visual style of Peter Jackson’s trilogy of movies. The player can swap between the three protagonists and if playing online co-op, can have two other players join them.

It would appear that The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Legacy Edition has not had a full remaster. The game has had a substantive patch that updates various elements of the previous iteration. This fixes outstanding bugs and provides various quality of life changes. The game textures have been upgraded and the visuals tweaked to look a little less janky. The UI has been refined to accommodate modern screen resolutions. Online co-op mode makes a welcome return and has been improved to allow players hot swap character’s mid combat, as well as upgrade gear mid-level. There is also a camera lock-on for ranged attacks and abilities, as well as a proper borderless mode. I haven’t determined if crossplay has been added but I suspect it isn’t included. Still these are a robust list of improvements. These refinements do no reinvent The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Legacy Edition but they certainly improve the gameplay experience on modern PC hardware.

I suspect a lot of the criticisms that were raised about this game upon its release, will still be cited again today. Lore purist will object because they’re lore purists. The story is somewhat formulaic although it can be entertaining if taken in the right spirit. The voice acting is provided by various game industry stalwarts such as Nolan North and Laura Bailey and the ambient soundtrack by Inon Zur is pleasant and in a Howard Shoresque idiom. It is the combat that is the driving force in this game, with each character having distinct moves and combinations. The RPG elements are mainly things such as the skills trees, gear upgrades and branching dialogue options. However, despite not reaching its sales target upon launch, this game found an audience among both Tolkien fans and niche gamers. It had an odd charm back then and that remains the case now. I suspect that this re-release will find an audience, especially at the price of £16 for the PC version.

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The Last Stand of Ellen Cole (2025)

It’s an established action film trope. The fire team comprised of ex-military personnel, move in on their target. Only to have the tables turned by someone they don’t deem a threat. What makes it different in The Last Stand of Ellen Cole is a throwaway line of dialogue. The bested operative lies bleeding on the floor and the protagonists stands over them ready to finish them off. “Don’t, I have a cat” they feebly plead. For me that was the icing on the cake. The movie had already established it was taking the “same old, same old” and doing something different. Something fun, if taken in the right spirit. This scene tipped the balance and I embraced this film because it was being honest about what it is. This is a modern B movie that decides to give a very specific sub-genre a makeover. Furthermore, its clearly done with an affectionate wink, which is very different to sly wink. This isn’t deliberate self-knowing irony. Its just a film doing something different and possibly silly but it genuinely wants to have fun with it.

It’s an established action film trope. The fire team comprised of ex-military personnel, move in on their target. Only to have the tables turned by someone they don’t deem a threat. What makes it different in The Last Stand of Ellen Cole is a throwaway line of dialogue. The bested operative lies bleeding on the floor and the protagonists stands over them ready to finish them off. “Don’t, I have a cat” they feebly plead. For me that was the icing on the cake. The movie had already established it was taking the “same old, same old” and doing something different. Something fun, if taken in the right spirit. This scene tipped the balance and I embraced this film because it was being honest about what it is. This is a modern B movie that decides to give a very specific sub-genre a makeover. Furthermore, its clearly done with an affectionate wink, which is very different to sly wink. This isn’t deliberate self-knowing irony. Its just a film doing something different and possibly silly but it genuinely wants to have fun with it.

Duke (Hart Bochner), a ruthless property developer in Montana, needs to buy just one more ranch, so he can start his multimillion dollar construction project. Unfortunately the owner, 80-year-old Ellen Cole (Lin Shaye), doesn’t want to sell. She has a terminal illness and just wants to die in her own home. Unfortunately, Duke can’t wait as he needs to start work as he is in debt to the Russian Mafia. After two of this hired thugs fail to drive Ellen from her home, Sheriff Winston (Ty Olsson) arrest Ellen on bogus charges. When confronted by Ellen as to whether he will do anything to protect her property while she is in jail, Winston says “no”. Ellen subsequently breaks out of jail, returns home and prepares for a siege. She is helped by, Abby (Liz Caribel), the daughter of her former ranch hand. Abby suspects that Duke has murdered others who would not sell their properties. Duke sends his enforcer Clay (Craig Tate), who arrives with a fire team. However, it soon becomes apparent that Ellen Cole is more than just an old widow and that the locked trapdoor in her basement harbours a secret.

The Last Stand of Ellen Cole takes several established ideas and runs with them for an efficient ninety minutes or so. The formulaic story works mainly because of Lin Shaye’s strong central performance. She plays the role of a crotchety octogenarian dead straight and with a minimum of humorous quips. Hence the character retains their credibility within the film central plot conceit. The action scenes are fast, well edited and surprisingly brutal. They effectively create the illusion that Shaye is doing her own stunts, which she patently isn’t. Furthermore, unlike bigger budget action films with known genre stars, The Last Stand of Ellen Cole keeps the scale of events within a reasonable scope. Shootouts involves six people, not sixty. Directors, Derek Lee and Clif Prowse understand the cardinal rule of budget film-making. Do the best you can with what you’ve got.

Aside from Shaye, the rest of the cast are competent. Some critics have stated that the ethnic diversity of this small local Sheriffs department is not very realistic but this is an action movie, which also channels a lot from the Western genre. Entertainment such as this is not required to be an accurate depiction of the Montana’s demographics. The Western vibe is further bolstered by a score from Jeremy Wallace Maclean which has more than a hint of Ennio Morricone about it. Furthermore, cinematographer Jan Klompje captures the rugged beauty of the Montanna landscape and the dynamism of the unfolding action. If The Last Stand of Ellen Cole was a wine, most viewers would be getting strong hints of Taken and John Wick in its bouquet. If you’re prepared to suspend your sense of disbelief, this film is surprisingly entertaining. B movies exist to fill a specific niche and this one does. It’s not everyday you get to see an 82 year old woman do a one inch punch.

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Which Subjects Won’t You Write About?

I have written two blog posts today that I have subsequently abandoned. The first was gaming related but when I was about halfway through writing it, I felt like I was covering old ground and just repeating myself. It was also regarding an issue that can’t really be fixed. Namely, how do you ensure that matchmaking in PVP games is done equitably. As there is no solution to this issue at present, or at least not one that all parties can agree on, I decided to ditch it. Similarly a post I was working on about what becomes of my blog if anything happens to me was curtailed. In light of recent events in our community it seemed inappropriate. However, as a result of binning two blog posts, I new idea occurred to me. Do my fellow bloggers self-edit and curtail what they write about? Is your blog totally unfiltered or do you apply a set of rules that determine what content is deemed acceptable?

I have written two blog posts today that I have subsequently abandoned. The first was gaming related but when I was about halfway through writing it, I felt like I was covering old ground and just repeating myself. It was also regarding an issue that can’t really be fixed. Namely, how do you ensure that matchmaking in PVP games is done equitably. As there is no solution to this issue at present, or at least not one that all parties can agree on, I decided to ditch it.

Similarly a post I was working on about what becomes of my blog if anything happens to me was curtailed. In light of recent events in our community it seemed inappropriate. However, as a result of binning two blog posts, I new idea occurred to me. Do my fellow bloggers self-edit and curtail what they write about? Is your blog totally unfiltered or do you apply a set of rules that determine what content is deemed acceptable?

Over the years I have certainly reigned in my opinions and learned to govern my passions. I found a draft blog post from 2010 the other day, which was labelled “rebuttal” and then the name of the person who was at the time, clearly wrong on the internet. I read through it and cringed, not because it was terribly written but because it was lacking in self-awareness and utterly redundant. If it had been posted it would not have changed anyone’s mind and would have lead to an equally tedious, counter rebuttal form the other party. Hopefully I have outgrown such posts.

So what won’t I write about? Well I like to keep family related content vague and suitably stylised. Families can be a great source of amusement and fun but there is a need for privacy. I wrote at length about caring for my parents but always tried to maintain a sense of perspective about the realities of the situation. I was mainly motivated by sharing my experiences with those who may be dealing with something similar. Hopefully it wasn’t just me complaining. I think that is the tightrope that everyone has to tread when writing about health issues, be they your own or others. Writing is often therapeutic but at what point does that balance tip over into what your readers may consider as whiny or needy?

Politics is a minefield but you can still work within some sort of logical and ideological framework if you want to, although that is becoming increasingly unfashionable. Religion is a far more contentious issue. I see merit is calling out those who use religion as a smoke screen for “hot takes” and bigotry. But just picking on people of faith because there are potential logical flaws in their doctrine and dogma seems pointless. As I get older I see no value in hectoring for hectorings’ sake. I also don’t feel obliged to have an opinion of every major socioeconomic talking point, as I recently stated in another blog post.

I suppose what is happening as I get older is that I’m just getting more specific about what subjects I write about. The key factor seems to be does the subject in question interest me? I must admit, I do have some regular favourites. I find the retail industry fascinating and like to write about everyday activities such as shopping or what facilities are available were I live. I like to explore things that can reveal minor regional differences, because those difference intrigue me. How people use cutlery. The fact in the US it seems to be referred as silverware. Another simple difference that fascinated me is whether by default, the bread is buttered in a sandwich. When these things are written about and discussed, I find it brings people together. We’re the same but different in minor ways and that’s wonderful.

I don’t mind swearing in my blog posts, although I try not to do it excessively. My argument is if it’s good enough for Harold Pinter, then it’s good enough for me. I also like to use slang and idioms that are UK specific. I’ve even written a few blog posts about phrases that folk outside the UK may not be familiar with or able to work out. Again I come back to the notion of writing a post where we end up learning more about each other. Overall, I like the informality of the blog format. I find it allows me to write as I speak. I like this quality in others writing. It feels very conversational.

I guess that I am happy that I write in between self-imposed parameters. I don’t actually think it would be well received if I wrote in an unfiltered fashion. Not everyone will share my sense of humour and the unreconstructed, inner monologue of a child of the seventies would probably fall foul of the fun police and “right on” Stasi. If memory serves I think I even wrote a blog post way back for the Newbie Blogger Initiative about the legal issues involved with writing on the internet. It’s not likely to happen but it is worth considering libel, copyright infringement and causing unrest. Which is another reason why you should always think and reflect before you write and post and more importantly, hit that publish button. If all of this sound a little overwhelming and puts you off writing a post, cat pictures can do a lot of heavy lifting. Dogs to.

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Blaugust 2026 Group Project: If You Could Choose a Super Power

It is time for the next Blaugust 2026 Group Project writing prompt. This one comes with two lines of enquiry. The first is an opportunity to “introduce yourself”. Over the years, I have written several introductory posts for previous Blaugust events. Rather than repeat myself I’ll just link to the last one, which was posted in August 2023. I haven’t radically charged since then apart from my hair going whiter. The next part of the prompt poses a far more intriguing question. “If you could have one magical power or super power, what would you choose and what would you use it for?”, which offers much for consideration. Having given this proposition much thought here is my response.

It is time for the next Blaugust 2026 Group Project writing prompt. This one comes with two lines of enquiry. The first is an opportunity to “introduce yourself”. Over the years, I have written several introductory posts for previous Blaugust events. Rather than repeat myself I’ll just link to the last one, which was posted in August 2023. I haven’t radically charged since then apart from my hair going whiter. The next part of the prompt poses a far more intriguing question. “If you could have one magical power or super power, what would you choose and what would you use it for?”, which offers much for consideration. Having given this proposition much thought here is my response.

I wouldn’t want any of the so-called traditional super powers. If you think for a moment about what the implications of being a real life superman would be, they’re not especially beneficial to the person with the special powers. You’d inevitably end up helping the public, making moral judgements and becoming involved with controversial issues. For everyone who would potentially love you, there’d be another that would hate you. It would get political very quickly. All of which is stressful and hardly conducive for a simple and peaceful life.

The same goes for any sort of temporal powers. Although there are numerous theories regarding what happens if the past is altered, none of them have been tested in the field, so to speak. Hence, there are bound to be consequences. Therefore, any sort of temporal shenanigans are just too risky. Furthermore, while I’ve been conducting this thought exercise, I keep on hearing the phrase “with great power comes great responsibility” in my head. I have sufficient responsibility already. I don’t need any more thank you.

A Volcano Lair

I suppose I could wish for some sort of self-indulgent fulfilment of all my sexual peccadilloes but to be honest I suspect that would get old very quickly. Plus my heart may not be up to the strain of such things these days, so again this sort of response to the original question is pretty much out of the equation. As are ego driven needs such as success and power. Neither of those things appeal that much any more. A volcano lair simply strikes me as difficult to heat and requires a lot of dusting.

However, after much thought there is one special ability that has occurred to me, that may be of use. I would like to be able to selectively forget certain experiences that I’ve had during the course of my life, so I could have the pleasure of becoming acquainted with them again. For example, I have written before on this blog about my passion for cinema and film studies. However, years of viewing and analysis has led to a sense of over familiarity with such things. I will seldom watch a horror film that scares me these days, as I can usually determine what’s coming in advance. Similarly, I don’t get the same buzz from gaming as I used to. I would love the chance to experience MMORPGs in the manner that I did in the early 2000s. Then there’s music I’ve discovered, or cuisine. Similarly books, artists and places of interest. All things that at one point wowed me greatly and provided joy as I explored and revelled in them for the first time. But this is a process that you can usually only experience the once.

The Delights of Indian Cuisine

To be able to wake up and be unaware of the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien or to have no memory of a Lamb Dhansak and mushroom rice is an intriguing possibility. To have another chance to become acquainted again with both, sounds delightful. However, there is a risk that you may not have such a good experience with these things second time round. Other factors may have contributed to your original enjoyment, such as where you were and what was happening in your life at the time. I suspect the way the cosmos works is that no matter how you try to fudge it, you can’t have the same experience twice, despite what John McClane may say. So perhaps being to able to forget an experience and then have it again, is not such a wise choice after all? It could all go pear shaped.

So bearing all that in mind, I’ll just settle for having a Glaive like the one in Krull. Okay?

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How Streaming Has Changed Pop Music

The transition from purchasing music on CDs, vinyl or via downloads, to on-demand streaming has fundamentally altered the music industry. Furthermore, the current dominance of on-demand streaming as a medium for providing music has actually reshaped how pop music is written, produced and released. Because streaming platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, and TikTok operate on specific payment algorithms and cater to the rapid-scrolling habits of contemporary listeners, producers and songwriters have decided to completely rewrite the rulebook of how pop music is made. These new rules are not one hundred percent ubiquitous and you’ll still find song writers and artists who do things the old way or in a manner that suits them. However, sufficient numbers of song writers have adopted the new methodology, that you can hear the change if you spend a day or so listening to a mainstream pop playlist or radio station that showcases such material.

The transition from purchasing music on CDs, vinyl or via downloads, to on-demand streaming has fundamentally altered the music industry. Furthermore, the current dominance of on-demand streaming as a medium for providing music has actually reshaped how pop music is written, produced and released. Because streaming platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, and TikTok operate on specific payment algorithms and cater to the rapid-scrolling habits of contemporary listeners, producers and songwriters have decided to completely rewrite the rulebook of how pop music is made. These new rules are not one hundred percent ubiquitous and you’ll still find song writers and artists who do things the old way or in a manner that suits them. However, sufficient numbers of song writers have adopted the new methodology, that you can hear the change if you spend a day or so listening to a mainstream pop playlist or radio station that showcases such material.

The following list highlights five aspects associated with pop songs that have changed since approximately 1990 to the present. Some are specific to the song writing process itself where others are to do with the culture and the environment that pop music exists within. For the sake of clarity regarding the points that I’m making, I shall reference two distinct eras. Radio and streaming. Radio effectively means the period from 1920 to the early 2000s. Streaming I broadly set as the industry norm from 2010. These are broad brush strokes but the point still stand.

The 30 Second Rule and the Death of the Long Intro

On most streaming services, a track is only counted and thus qualifies for revenue, if the listener continues to play the song for at least 30 seconds. If they skip the track prior to this, the artist earns nothing. During the radio era songs could afford to have a 20 to 30-second instrumental build-up to set a mood before the vocal began. Today in the streaming era, long intros are effectively a financial liability because listeners are incredibly quick to skip. To address this dilemma, songs often feature no intro at all. If there is one, it is now much shorter. No more than 3 to 5-second in length. As an additional technique to ensure the listeners attention doesn’t wander, producers now provide “The Immediate Hook”. The catchy chorus or heavily modified vocal hook is placed right at the beginning of the song to grab the listener immediately.

The Shrinking Pop Song

Pop songs are getting significantly shorter in duration. In the late nineties, the average duration of a UK or US number-one single was well over 4 minutes. Today, the average pop song is closer to 2 minutes and 30 seconds, with some massive hits clocking in at under 2 minutes. As to why this is so, it is sadly pure economics. Streaming platforms pay the exact same royalties per song, regardless of its duration. From a business perspective, a fan is less likely to abandon a 2 minute song when listening and its shorter length makes it more suitable for repeat listening. Hence an artist can potentially earn twice the revenue in the same amount of time that an older song ran for.

The Death of the Middle-Eight (Bridge) and Fade-Out

To keep songs short and suitably high-energy, many producers are trimming the "fat" from the traditional song structure. The most noticeable victim of this cull is the so-called bridge. The traditional pop structure of Verse → Chorus → Verse → Chorus → Bridge → Chorus has broadly been abandoned. The bridge was meant to offer an emotional or musical departure within the song. A moment of reflection and pause before renewed musical intensity. Producers now view the bridge as a possible moment where the listener's attention might wander and potentially skip to another track. The same has happened to instrumental solos, which have almost entirely disappeared from mainstream pop music, because they slow down the perceived momentum. The fade out has similarly faced the axe. These were convenient for radio DJs who could talk over the track without ruining the song. Today, songs end abruptly. A hard, unresolved ending often triggers a psychological desire for closure, encouraging the listener to hit "repeat."

The Rise of "Spotify-Core" and Mood Playlists

Instead of browsing by genre or spending time listening to an entire album in chronological order, many modern listeners choose curated playlists based on their personal mood or the activity they are undertaking. Hence many people have playlists labelled as “Chill Pop”, “Lo-Fi Beats to Study To” or “Workout Power Tracks”. It is highly desirable to be placed on these highly lucrative, algorithmic playlists, hence producers have adapted their production styles accordingly. We now see a lot of sanitised, mid-tempo productions. Songs with compressed dynamics and a mellow, inoffensive mid-tempo beat. This “wallpaper music” is designed to blend perfectly in the background of the task at hand, without causing the listener to skip any track as none are jarring. There has also been an increase in vocal-forward mixing, in which dry vocals are mixed in a tight and loud style. It creates an immediate, intimate connection especially if a listener is wearing AirPods or headphones.

The Influence of Short-Form Video (TikTok etc.)

You cannot talk about streaming music without acknowledging the interrelationship with TikTok and YouTube Shorts. Because these video platforms use 15 to 30 second audio clips, pop music is often produced specifically to create a “TikTok moment”. A so-called “Memeable Hook”. Producers build distinct, highly energetic 15-second segments into the track specifically tailored for dance trends, lip-syncs, or transitions. Producers are now officially releasing “Sped Up” and “Slowed + Reverb” versions of their own tracks alongside the original release. Since content creators were doing this on social media anyway, labels realised they could capture those additional streaming royalties, if they provided the augmented tracks themselves.

As I stated at the beginning of this post, this is a substantive trend but not an absolute rule. Many artists do not follow this formula. Some simply tinker with aspects of their music but not in its entirety. However, because music as a whole is so compartmentalised these days, many people listening to genres other than pop music will not have necessarily encountered this phenomenon. All the above will more than likely seem meaningless to someone listening to Phantom of the Opera by Iron Maiden. Conversely, those familiar with Old Town Road by Lil Nas X will be acquainted with its brevity. However, conformity and standardisation under the guise of optimisation can negatively affect a product. Perhaps the very changes that have occurred will eventually start to bore target audiences. One thing is certain, pop music adapts and aims to give people what they want. Modern audiences eventually discover old tunes. So watch this space.

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Not Having an Opinion

If you visit the websites for such UK tabloid newspapers as the Daily Express or the Daily Mail you will no doubt encounter prominent stories about Megan Markle, Nigel Farage and “immigrants”. If these two august institutions are short of column inches, they’ll run a piece about how some former celebrity has had the unmitigated gall and temerity to get old. I mean WTF? How dare they do what human beings are genetically disposed to do. It’s outrageous. Similarly, head over to the Unherd website and you’ll find foam flecked tirades regarding spurious points of contention over dubious subjects. Often the topic being harangued is incredibly niche and I’ve never heard of it before or even considered it being a thing. These sort of talking points are not about informing, debating and most certainly aren’t about thinking. They exist to provoke reactions.

If you visit the websites for such UK tabloid newspapers as the Daily Express or the Daily Mail you will no doubt encounter prominent stories about Megan Markle, Nigel Farage and “immigrants”. If these two august institutions are short of column inches, they’ll run a piece about how some former celebrity has had the unmitigated gall and temerity to get old. I mean WTF? How dare they do what human beings are genetically disposed to do. It’s outrageous. Similarly, head over to the Unherd website and you’ll find foam flecked tirades regarding spurious points of contention over dubious subjects. Often the topic being harangued is incredibly niche and I’ve never heard of it before or even considered it being a thing. These sort of talking points are not about informing, debating and most certainly aren’t about thinking. They exist to provoke reactions.

Much of today’s press driven public discourse is contrived and designed to yield specific results. It’s about clicks, tribalism and inviting people to get scared, angry or whatever. It’s also about showboating performative moral probity. All of which is highly addictive and commercially viable. It seems to have become a national pastime in many countries, irrespective its negative consequence, of which there are many. However, I want to focus on one particular key aspect of this culture. Something that you can choose not to do and if you make such a decision, this entire ecosystems of fear and hate fails. That is the need to have an opinion on absolutely fucking everything these days. It is an utterly exhausting proposition and a fundamentally pointless endeavour.

I have opinions about things that directly affect me, my family and my local community as well as things that impact upon the country I live in and the nation's well being. Things that I feel that a reasonable and measured citizen should have views on. These range from such things as the economy, jobs, law and order, the NHS and schools. Then there’s foreign policy and the defense of the realm. All of which are things I would label “bread and butter politics”. Beyond these it all becomes far more vague, abstract or even unnecessary. Hence I think there is a need for me to research and hold informed opinions about those aforementioned subjects, as they tangibly impact upon my life. Beyond that, it is not required for me to have an opinion on everything else. I am not equipped to do so anyway. Furthermore, I don’t want to either. The immediate needs of my life are concern enough and occupy me continuously.

Now here is an important point of clarification. Not having an opinion does not mean indifference. Nor does it mean that by not openly holding a view, I am tacitly endorsing the worst one available for that issue. That is a classic false dichotomy and bullshit. It is a puerile attempt to eliminate the middle ground by assertion rather than argument. This is a lazy and contrived rhetorical device, rather than a well considered, logical argument. If your stance requires everyone who disagrees with you to be classified as an enemy, that tells me more about the framing of the argument than about the people who disagree with you. It also provides me with a good insight into the person who is trying to debate or brow beat me.

Now my opening paragraph was clearly aimed at the UK right-wing press. However, this belligerent binary approach to social issues, politics and public discourse is not unique just to them. The left similarly seeks to “debate” within parameters that they wish to set and control. They often fallback in to moral absolutism and seek to neuter any contrary view by labelling it immoral or unethical. Naturally they occupy the moral high-ground and can deflect any argument made by simply deeming it evil. The need for performative moral purity often leaves them floundering in a pool of hypocrisy of their own making but who doesn’t like being shrill and hectoring just for the fun of it? Constructing a solid argument is hard. Emotive, hyperbolic self-serving rhetoric is so much easier. Plus you get to wag your finger.

Therefore I would argue that by default it is logical to have no opinion on a large swathe of complex subjects and matters. When confronted with a social or political issue that you are not immediately familiar with, a positions of sober agnosticism is by far the most sensible stance. Matters of lifestyle choice are in my opinion often bound within concepts of privacy. Hence many contentious talking points are simply “none of my business”. Also if something doesn’t directly impact upon me, why should I belligerently shout about it and potentially oppress someone else with my uniformed and redundant view? I don’t know or fully understand many subjects that are used as fuel for the culture wars, so again, why express an opinion that is born of ignorance. Then there are things I cannot control which are many. So why worry about them?

Too much of what we’re invited to argue over these days are unmitigated bullshit. Confected outrages of no real value. Celebrity tittle tattle, pointless value judgments and again, performative outrage to try and paint those who participate as morally superior. The sad reality is that it is all just a ploy designed to divide and distract the public from the real issues that are happening. That is not a conspiracy theory but a long established fact. Bad news days are a great opportunity to bury problematic information. Why wait for bad news when you can create it yourself? However, we all have a choice as to whether we wish to take part in this process. Sadly, too many people find it highly addictive. Life feels better and easier to understand when it’s all Colin’s fault.

Not having and opinion and not being coerced into having one has major health benefits. There is no pressure to pick a side, no obligation to defend it and no anger addiction to feed. There is peace in acknowledging your own ignorance on a subject and comfort in a policy of default agnosticism. If anyone accuses you of sitting on fence sitting. Laugh at them and tell them to fuck off. You don’t have to choose, you don’t have to play by their rules. I will express an opinion when there is a cogent need for me to do so and not before. I don’t owe anyone an explanation and I am not contractually obliged to partake in anyone’s contrived and loaded debate. Once you break free of the need to have a view on everything, then life becomes far more tolerable. It’s a shame that so many people only realize this later in life.

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Blog Directory and 20 Recently Published Posts

A decade ago I wrote a post about blogrolls and the practical and social issues surrounding them. At the time, the version of Squarespace I was using didn’t easily support such things or at least wasn’t able to do so in a manner I liked, so I didn’t have one. Ten years later Squarespace as a hosting platform has far greater functionality, hence I recently decided to add a blogroll. That was in March this year. However it just wasn’t really fit for purpose. So I decided to revise it a few days ago and rather than just have a traditional list of blogs in a side column, I ended up producing a more comprehensive blog directory, which list two hundred plus sites alpha-numerically. I’ve been tinkering with it on and off and I am now finally happy with it. The latest update reflects the international nature of the Blaugust: Festival of Blogging and the fact that we have many blogs written in their native language. Translating text is now an integral function of web browsers, so I see no reason why these blogs should be excluded.

A decade ago I wrote a post about blogrolls and the practical and social issues surrounding them. At the time, the version of Squarespace I was using didn’t easily support such things or at least wasn’t able to do so in a manner I liked, so I didn’t have one. Ten years later Squarespace as a hosting platform has far greater functionality, hence I recently decided to add a blogroll. That was in March this year. However it just wasn’t really fit for purpose. So I decided to revise it a few days ago and rather than just have a traditional list of blogs in a side column, I ended up producing a more comprehensive blog directory, which list two hundred plus sites alpha-numerically. I’ve been tinkering with it on and off and I am now finally happy with it. The latest update reflects the international nature of the Blaugust: Festival of Blogging and the fact that we have many blogs written in their native language. Translating text is now an integral function of web browsers, so I see no reason why these blogs should be excluded.

The blog directory has been set up so that it can be easily updated with new contributors when required. Furthermore, old and obsolete details can equally be efficiently removed. While collating data from my Feedly account for the blog directory, I discovered numerous blogs that are dormant. However, because you never know who may or may not return to blogging, I have left the majority of these as part of the directory. Some blogs have been deleted by their owners or their domain have expired, so I’ve purge any dead links from the lists. The blog directory also provides the source for the 20 recently published posts widget that has also been added to the same page. It updates twice a day and is a very useful means of seeing what has been posted without having to read through absolutely everything. Again this feed includes blogs in all languages. For practical reasons I have opted to not include any preview images.

The blog directory is populated by a .csv file that is hosted on GitHub. This file contains each blog’s name, website address and feed information. The directory widget reads that information and displays the participating blogs as a browsable list, as well as adding some simple navigation buttons. To add, remove or correct a blog, I simply edit the .csv on GitHub. The 20 recently published posts widget is similarly straightforward. GitHub checks the RSS or Atom feeds listed in .csv. It gathers the newest posts, sorts them by publication date and tabulates the results via JavaScript. Blogs without a working RSS feed can still appear in the blog directory but their posts cannot appear in the 20 recently published posts widget for obvious reasons. Links from both widgets take you directly to the source blogs in question.

Ten years on from my original post, I feel that is important to have such facilities available and to be supportive of fellow bloggers and content creator, regardless of what platforms they use or which vertical they engage with. Over the years I have discovered numerous blogs, podcast and YouTube channels via my friends and colleagues and they have been invaluable in keeping me informed and providing different perspectives. We now live in an age where we are not always encouraged to think and express ourselves. Instead we are told just to consume generative material for a quick fix of entertainment. Hence I think we should strive to do the exact opposite, encourage independent thinking and self-expression. Let us eschew corporate bread and circuses by partaking in our own indie bread and circuses. In the meantime, if you would like your blog added to the blog directory, then let me know. Send me an email and I’ll get the list updated.

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The Price of a Freddo as an Economic Indicator

Before we start, let me explain to those readers outside of the UK, the significance of a Dairy Milk Freddo chocolate bar and its relevance to this post. The “Freddo” is an 18g (0.63 oz) chocolate bar, in the shape of an anthropomorphic frog. When it was re-launched by Cadbury in 1990 (it had previously been manufactured by an Australian confectionery company in the seventies), it was priced at 10p (£0.10). It remained at that price until 2005 when a 1p to 2p increase began to occur each year. By 2016 Freddos were retailing at 25p. However, the following year the price “lept” to 30p with an increase that was double its usual yearly rise. This led to public outrage across social media. Since then the price of a Freddo has waxed and waned. Tesco supermarket reduced the price back to 10p as part of their centenary celebrations. The post COVID price in 2022 hit 49p. At present, the average price of a Freddo in the UK is somewhere around 35p.

Before we start, let me explain to those readers outside of the UK, the significance of a Dairy Milk Freddo chocolate bar and its relevance to this post. The “Freddo” is an 18g (0.63 oz) chocolate bar, in the shape of an anthropomorphic frog. When it was re-launched by Cadbury in 1990 (it had previously been manufactured by an Australian confectionery company in the seventies), it was priced at 10p (£0.10). It remained at that price until 2005 when a 1p to 2p increase began to occur each year. By 2016 Freddos were retailing at 25p. However, the following year the price “lept” to 30p with an increase that was double its usual yearly rise. This led to public outrage across social media. Since then the price of a Freddo has waxed and waned. Tesco supermarket reduced the price back to 10p as part of their centenary celebrations. The post COVID price in 2022 hit 49p. At present, the average price of a Freddo in the UK is somewhere around 35p.

Although to the layman the price of a Dairy Milk Freddo chocolate bar may seem somewhat trivial, it has started to appear as some sort of economic indicator in the tabloid press and in mainstream political discourse. This was further compounded in October 2024, Labour MP Patrick Hurley launched a campaign to reduce the price of the Freddo as a way to engage young people in politics and discussions about the cost of living crisis. Although it was as somewhat light-hearted statement, the use of a Freddo as an accessible frame of reference, does have some merit. It is easily defined and quantified, as well as being very easily recognised. However, does such a consumer item serve any real use in economic discourse? Funnily enough, the answer is actually, “yes”, although it is mainly as an illustration of inflation, rather than a genuine economic indicator.

The Freddo works unusually well in public discussion because it is familiar, inexpensive and easily remembered. Many people recall it costing about 10p during the 1990s and early 2000s, whereas it now commonly costs roughly 30–35p, although individual retailers may charge considerably more. That makes the cumulative effect of rising prices immediately comprehensible in a way that an abstract index number often is not. A Freddo can be used as a small case study for the following:

  • Price inflation: How the nominal price of a fixed product rises over time.

  • Shrinkflation: Whether the weight or quantity changes as well as the price.

  • Price stickiness: Inexpensive products often remain at one conspicuous price for years, then rise in relatively large steps rather than moving smoothly.

  • Supply chains and costs: Chocolate involves cocoa, milk, sugar, energy, packaging, transport, labour and retail margins.

  • Consumer psychology: People notice frequent and familiar purchases more than many larger but less frequent expenses.

That last point is economically important. Bank of England research has found that food prices have a disproportionately strong influence on British households’ perceptions and expectations of inflation. Other research similarly indicates that consumers tend to form their inflation expectations partly from the grocery prices they personally encounter. A memorable item such as a Freddo can therefore tell us something about how inflation is perceived and discussed, even when it tells us little about the true overall inflation rate.

However, the Freddo is just one branded product, made by one company and sold by retailers with different pricing strategies. Its price may change because of promotions, profit margins, packaging decisions, brand positioning or a manufacturer’s desire to maintain a convenient price point. Indeed, analysis of its production costs suggests that fluctuations in the cocoa price alone account for only a limited portion of what shoppers pay. The Freddo also represents a negligible portion of normal household expenditure. Official inflation figures instead track a large, weighted collection of representative goods and services. The Office for National Statistic’s 2026 CPI basket contains 760 representative items, with their influence determined by how much households collectively spend on each of the relevant categories. Housing, transport, energy and services consequently matter far more than a small chocolate bar.

Overall, the Freddo is best regarded as a cultural cost-of-living index, rather than a more significant economic indicator. It is a good indicator of how inflation feels, a useful teaching device for explaining cumulative price rises and an interesting microeconomic example. That being said, it is not a sufficient instrument for measuring the overall state of the British economy and its complexities, which is why the Chancellor of the Exchequer does not feature them in their fiscal policies or end of year budget analysis. Used light-heartedly, it makes economic discussion more accessible. Used as evidence that official inflation is inaccurate, or as a substitute for CPI, wage growth, household costs or purchasing power, it becomes misleading. The distinction is essentially one between economic storytelling and economic measurement. But it does makes for a fun blog post. What is the equivalent of a Freddo in your country?

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New LOTRO Expansion Announced: Wolves of Mordor

The next expansion for the MMORG, The Lord of the Rings Online, was announced on the 1st August, via the gaming website MMORPG.The Wolves of Mordor, which will launch later in the year, appears ambitious in scope as it will include two new game systems as well as the obligatory story update. This expansion takes place in Draugardh located in the North East of Mordor, beyond the Plateau of Gorgoroth. It includes the new zones of Heledhris, Parth Rhavas and Nan Ogol. These vary environmentally ranging from the arid, volcanic and semi-tropical. Players will encounter the Daugrim in these regions, Werewolves but not in the modern sense. This is not the lycanthropy of Eastern European legends but in the established Tolkien idiom of fell spirits inhabiting the bodies of Wolves. The region also sees the return of the Woses and players can expect to encounter Elves and scouts from Gondor. As ever with LOTRO expansions, there will be new instances as well as a raid.

The next expansion for the MMORG, The Lord of the Rings Online, was announced on the 1st August, via the gaming website MMORPG.The Wolves of Mordor, which will launch later in the year, appears ambitious in scope as it will include two new game systems as well as the obligatory story update. This expansion takes place in Draugardh located in the North East of Mordor, beyond the Plateau of Gorgoroth. It includes the new zones of Heledhris, Parth Rhavas and Nan Ogol. These vary environmentally ranging from the arid, volcanic and semi-tropical. Players will encounter the Daugrim in these regions, Werewolves but not in the modern sense. This is not the lycanthropy of Eastern European legends but in the established Tolkien idiom of fell spirits inhabiting the bodies of Wolves. The region also sees the return of the Woses and players can expect to encounter Elves and scouts from Gondor. As ever with LOTRO expansions, there will be new instances as well as a raid.

The two new game systems included with The Wolves of Mordor appear quite intriguing. Neighbours, is an additional feature to existing player housing. NPCs visit your home(s) and players have the option of completing special Neighbour Missions with them. These advance a bespoke Neighbour reputation system, offering rewards for both the NPC and the player. How you interact with an NPC impacts upon their mood and disposition. The second system is Survival Instincts, an account-wide progression system tied for the time being to the regions in the new expansion. As you “quest” through Draugardh, you will unlock new triggered abilities, active skills, and tactical responses that “enhance” your respective class strengths. Survival Instincts are earned by building reputation with the region’s inhabitants and are organised through a new tab on the existing Trait Panel. What makes this mechanic more interesting is that they’re account-wide unlocks.

The addition of two new game systems certainly makes The Wolves of Mordor standout from recent expansions. LOTRO players have been asking for the scope of the housing system to be broadened for years. Neighbours certainly appears to address these requests. Survival Instincts raises some interesting possibilities, especially with regard to account-wide unlocks and benefits. Both Guild Wars 2 and Star Trek Online have systems like these and they’re useful when creating new alts. Standing Stone Games have posted provisional notes on both these new systems with further details coming soon. It is also worth noting that the next expansion does not include an increase in the level cap and hopefully that means that the virtue trait cap will similarly remain the same. I do find the gear treadmill somewhat tiring in LOTRO, especially if you reach level cap close to the launch date of a new expansion and subsequently have to replace all you recently acquired gear.

What I do find interesting about The Wolves of Mordor is that developers SSG, have chosen a less known lore reference about Sauron being “Lord of Werewolves” as the theme for the expansion. This lore comes principally from First Age material surrounding Beren and Lúthien. During that era, Sauron turned the captured Island of Tol Sirion into the evil fortress of Tol-in-Gaurhoth and apparently bred werewolves by imprisoning evil spirits within wolf-bodies. They were used as executioners and hunters. Sauron himself took the shape of a mighty wolf and it should be noted that the battering ram Grond, which was used during the assualt on Minas Tirith during the War of the Ring, was fashioned into the shape of ravening Wolf’s head. Details regarding these references can be found in The Silmarillion and The History of Middle-earth. Hence I am looking forward to the release of this new expansion as SSG have always utilised canonical lore well.

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Blaugust 2026 Group Project: Welcome to Blaugust

Today’s post is part of the Blaugust 2026 Group project, which features a series of writing prompts set for specific dates throughout the month. The idea being that everyone who wishes to participate can write about the same subject, riff off each other’s posts and enjoy a shared experience. In many respect having a common writing prompt levels the playing field and provides a sense of common purpose among those who take part. Today’s group project prompt asks the question “tell us all about your very first blog”. An unambiguous and interesting question that will hopefully prove enjoyable to write about and informative to others.

Today’s post is part of the Blaugust 2026 Group project, which features a series of writing prompts set for specific dates throughout the month. The idea being that everyone who wishes to participate can write about the same subject, riff off each other’s posts and enjoy a shared experience. In many respect having a common writing prompt levels the playing field and provides a sense of common purpose among those who take part. Today’s group project prompt asks the question “tell us all about your very first blog”. An unambiguous and interesting question that will hopefully prove enjoyable to write about and informative to others.

I have always had a passion for writing throughout my life, so when blogging started to become an online “thing”, I immediately wanted to join in. Fortunately for me, I was making a major career transition at this time and it afforded me the time necessary to be able to blog, as and when I wanted to. It was late summer 2007 and I had recently started a new contract on a network rollout project at a major West London hospital. Like most UK government projects, it fell behind schedule. Hence I had a lot of down time during the working day when I could write.

At the time there were several free blogging services available. Many of which have long since vanished. I started using Blog.co.uk which was part of a German tech platform, if memory serves. You created a free account and then your username became your blog prefix. I chose this service mainly because I want a UK based URL. The set up process was quick and easy and I was subsequently up and running immediately after choosing a simple default template. It was exciting to be doing something online and I soon met, via comments, many of the other people who were using this service. It was a nice little community.

At the time, as with blogging today, my first immediate decision was what to write about? And the answer then, is the same as it is today. Write about what you know. It may well be a cliché but it will serve you well. It’s pointless to write about Etruscan pottery if you have no background in such a subject. But if you’re a keen gardener and have pursued this hobby for years, then you will more than likely have a lot of useful information and experience to share. In my case, I started writing film reviews as I have always had an avid interest in cinema and filmmaking. So that’s what I started with in 2007. The entire process was mainly done on a whim and there was little or no research or thought put into the process. I picked a name for the blog, which was “Did I Pay to See That?” and then I started writing. Badly.

In many respects that is the best way to approach a new hobby. Don’t get bogged down in the planning and start doing it as soon as you can. You’ll quickly get a feel for what is required. With writing it’s about ideas, writing and maintaining a sense of momentum. That momentum differs for everyone, as we don’t all have the same demands upon our lives and leisure time. You find a writing schedule that suits you. For some that is daily, for others that’s once a month. But if completing a post and publishing it makes you feel that your moving forward, then that is a good thing and that’s your momentum. You’ll also know if you lose it.

After about a year of using my original blogging platform, I decided to move to another, namely Google Blogger. However, I learned a lot during that first year of newbie blogging. I quickly realised that I wanted to be able to write about more than one subject. I also wanted my blog to have greater functionality and a better visual style. Ever so slowly, I started developing a writing style. Looking back on my early posts, I was very unfiltered and excessively passionate about the things I enjoyed and wrote about. The site is long gone now but I exported all the posts when I moved to another platform and I still have them today.

Another aspect of blogging back in 2007 that has come to mind as a result of this post, is how it all felt very new and exciting. Blogs and podcast were in ascendency and hadn’t yet become ubiquitous or been usurped by other mediums. Blogging still felt mainstream adjacent and kind of cool. The latter may well be a delusion that some of us suffered from at the time and it certainly wasn’t the way bloggers were perceived by the mainstream media. However, it certainly felt good to be part of a growing community that was not regulated, burdened with rules of policed by established gatekeepers.

Smol Cat thinks your blog is wack

For me, the writing and the social aspects of blogging with the links to one another’s posts and common blogrolls, was integral to my enjoyment. It still is but the blogging community has naturally changed and evolved over time. Like many things in modern life it seems more compartmentalised these days. Back then, its inherent novelty made it a little different. Those where optimistic times for online culture. Sadly that is not quite the case today.

Nearly twenty years later, I’m still writing and now have what is politely described as a “variety” blog. I still find writing extremely beneficial. It helps me clarify my thoughts and quantify my position on the matters I write about. For me writing is an intellectual process, driven by critical thinking and reasoning. It’s also an opportunity to play with words, which can be very satisfying. I can express myself as freely as I see fit. And I fully recognise that by making my personal thoughts and opinions available to public scrutiny online, that others may disagree with me and hold contrary views to mine. That’s why there’s a comments box under each post. However, I don’t owe anyone and explanation, nor am I under any obligation to debate anyone. Once you realise all this, it really does make writing even more fun.

Finally, as this is a group writing prompt, I am looking forward to reading about other peoples experiences with their first blog. It’s highly likely, given the nature of Blaugust, that many are currently maintaining their first blog. Living the dream and at the cutting edge of online writing. Or alternatively, making it up as they go along which is often the best way to go about writing. Whatever the case, good luck to you all. I hope you’re enjoying the experience of writing and of Blaugust. Please continue to do so. I certainly am.

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Star Trek Axanar: The Controversy Continues

Star Trek Axanar is back in the news, twelve years on from the last controversy. For those unfamiliar with the original debacle, in 2014 Prelude to Axanar was released via YouTube. This Star Trek “fan-film” presented as a faux 21-minute, Starfleet documentary was very well received by fans and was intended by its makers as a proof of concept for a feature-length film. Set in the year 2245, during the final year of the Four Years War against the Klingons, Prelude to Axanar pushed the boundaries of what a fan film could be. The subsequent Kickstarter and Indiegogo campaigns raised more than $1.1 million. Prelude to Axanar was promoted as a professional-quality, “independent” Star Trek production, employing experienced actors and filmmakers and even established its own studio facilities. The presence of such actors as Richard Hatch, J. G. Hertzler, Kate Vernon, Tony Todd and Gary Graham (resuming his role as Vulcan Ambassador Soval) certainly made Prelude to Axanar distinct from other fan-films.

Star Trek Axanar is back in the news, twelve years on from the last controversy. For those unfamiliar with the original debacle, in 2014 Prelude to Axanar was released via YouTube. This Star Trek “fan-film” presented as a faux 21-minute, Starfleet documentary was very well received by fans and was intended by its makers as a proof of concept for a feature-length film. Set in the year 2245, during the final year of the Four Years War against the Klingons, Prelude to Axanar pushed the boundaries of what a fan film could be. The subsequent Kickstarter and Indiegogo campaigns raised more than $1.1 million. Prelude to Axanar was promoted as a professional-quality, “independent” Star Trek production, employing experienced actors and filmmakers and even established its own studio facilities. The presence of such actors as Richard Hatch, J. G. Hertzler, Kate Vernon, Tony Todd and Gary Graham (resuming his role as Vulcan Ambassador Soval) certainly made Prelude to Axanar distinct from other fan-films.

However, CBS Studios Inc and Paramount Pictures Corporationregarded its scale, commercial activity and extensive use of Star Trek characters, terminology, uniforms, species and designs as having crossed the boundary normally tolerated for amateur fan films. They subsequently filed a joint copyright-infringement lawsuit on 29th December 2015 and the following year the media storm began. During 2016, J. J. Abrams publicly suggested that the studios intended to withdraw the legal action, but it continued. CBS and Paramount instead issued far stricter Star Trek fan-film guidelines, limiting productions to short, amateur and non-commercial works. In January 2017, a federal judge rejected the producers of Star Trek Axanar (as it was now colloquially known) fair-use defence, leaving it facing a jury trial and potentially substantial damages. However, the parties settled on 20th January 2017, shortly before the trial was scheduled to begin.

The settlement hinged upon the Star Trek Axanar producers and writer and actor Alec Peters acknowledgement that the original 21-minute film, as well as proposed feature film had crossed boundaries acceptable to CBS and Paramount. They agreed to make “substantial changes”. In return CBS and Paramount permitted the following. That Prelude to Axanar could remain on YouTube without advertising. That the planned feature was to be replaced by two further episodes of no more than 15 minutes each, distributed free and without advertising. Certain actors from Prelude to Axanar could return but without being paid. Finally, that any future productions by Alec Peters or the production team had to follow the official fan-film guidelines. The complete financial and contractual details were not initially disclosed but there was apparently no damages payment arising directly from the original lawsuit.

Unfortunately, the relationship between Axanar Productions, CBS and Paramount has remained contentious. In 2022 CBS and Paramount began arbitration over alleged breaches of the settlement. In September 2023, the arbitrator found in their favour and awarded approximately $292,373 in legal fees and costs against Peters and Axanar Productions. However, despite this incident and the ongoing acrimony between all parties, Axanar productions have continued with their planned two short film sequels. The next of which, The Gathering Storm, premiered at a small San Diego cinema and on YouTube on 26th July 2026. Within a 48 hour period the fan-film accumulated roughly 120,000 YouTube views. However, on 29th July, YouTube removed The Gathering Storm following a formal copyright-removal request from Paramount Pictures Corporation and CBS Studios Inc. This was therefore more serious than an ordinary Content ID claim, redirecting advertising revenue.

At the time of writing, neither studio has yet published a detailed explanation of exactly which settlement provisions it believes has been breached. The apparent areas of dispute could include the film’s approximately 21-minute total length, compared with the agreed 15-minute limit. The appearance of additional former Star Trek performers who were not part of Prelude to Axanar and therefore may not have been covered by the settlement’s exceptions, could also be a bone of contention. Whatever the reasons, Axanar Productions anticipated a possible removal and have now placed the film on its own website. There it remains available, along with Prelude to Axanar and other related short films as a free stream or download. Alec Peters has put out a statement on the Axanar YouTube channel, stating he intends to fight both CBS and Paramount for what he sees as a breach of the 2017 settlement.

At first glance, it is understandable why the copyright owners balked at what Axanar Productions have done. Can such a project legitimately be called a fan-film, when you consider it’s production pedigree? However, before we answer that question, let’s not forget Star Trek Continues. In many ways this fan-film series consisting of eleven episodes released between 2013 and 2017, had equally high quality production values and a similar cast of known actors, Yet despite transgressing the same rules as Alec peters’ production, this show seemed to get a free pass from the rights holders and suffered no legal action. Does an endorsement from Rod Roddenbery carry such weight? Hence, something seems off with the recent renewal of hostilities between Axanar Productions, CBS and Paramount. Let us see what happens between now and September when the final instalment of Star Trek Axanar is due to be released.

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Thinking Out Loud

Thinking Out Loud is a blog post series where I share random ideas and thoughts that have come to mind. Some of these could could lead to a full article in themselves but that’s not really the aim. Instead I see these thoughts as just starting points for broader discussions. Some of the ideas espoused can be quite serious, while others are light-hearted and trivial. Such is the nature of random thought. As ever there is no rhyme or reason to the various ideas that I’ve chosen or any significant point or concept linking them all. They are as they claim to be, random thoughts, born from thinking out loud. I do edit myself to ensure what I post here is suitable. It can get a but dark and grim inside my head, so I try to apply some degree of quality control to Thinking Out Loud but not too much. As ever, feel free to comment below if you have anything to add. The idea with this post is to start a conversation of at least provide something to think about.

Thinking Out Loud is a blog post series where I share random ideas and thoughts that have come to mind. Some of these could could lead to a full article in themselves but that’s not really the aim. Instead I see these thoughts as just starting points for broader discussions. Some of the ideas espoused can be quite serious, while others are light-hearted and trivial. Such is the nature of random thought. As ever there is no rhyme or reason to the various ideas that I’ve chosen or any significant point or concept linking them all. They are as they claim to be, random thoughts, born from thinking out loud. I do edit myself to ensure what I post here is suitable. It can get a but dark and grim inside my head, so I try to apply some degree of quality control to Thinking Out Loud but not too much. As ever, feel free to comment below if you have anything to add. The idea with this post is to start a conversation of at least provide something to think about.

IT Nostalgia

I’ve watched quite of lot of technology themed historical documentaries recently on YouTube. They’ve covered such subjects as the rise and fall of Netscape Navigator, 3dfx graphics cards and how the launch of Windows 95 changed the wider public’s perception of software from niche tool to a mainstream consumer product. Much of the content I’m watching is recent history from the late eighties and nineties. I suppose the reason I find these subjects so fascinating is because I lived and worked through them. These are companies that I saw grow first hand. I used these products and am therefore very familiar with them. It’s odd how hearing the Windows 95 startup sound evokes such a tangible nostalgic reaction from me. I have a somewhat different relationship with technology nowadays, as I no longer work in IT and do not move in the appropriate marketing circles for new products. I am no longer an insider, so to speak. Just a domestic consumer. It is a very different perspective.

Eavesdropping

I often listen to other peoples conversations when out and about, especially when I’m on my own. I think this is driven by two specific reasons. The first is a case of being aware of what is going on around you for your own safety. If I get on a train, I discretely checkout who is sitting in the immediate vicinity. I’ll listen too to ensure that everything is okay, by which I mean not likely to kick-off at any moment. The second reason is that I am fascinated by other people and enjoy the act of people watching. Humans can be an endless source of entertainment, though often for the wrong reasons. Hence, listening in on someone else’s conversation can make a very dull journey go a lot quicker. I’ve heard some very enigmatic snatches of conversations over the years. One standout was “fuck you and your Jigglypuff”. Then there was “these shoes are okay for wearing” which begged the question what else were you planning on doing with them?

Changing Public DNS Servers

I recently changed the DNS entries on my router. When I set up my Netgear RS100 via the Netgear app in May, my ISP’s DNS records where added by default. Although I am not manic about privacy, I don’t see the need to hand over my data casually. So I did some research and decided to use Quad9 for my DNS requirements. They focus heavily on real-time cybersecurity threat blocking, strict privacy protection rather than just fast domain name resolution. They also fall under Swiss jurisdiction as opposed to US. Hence I added the new records for Quad9 and ensured that all local devices such as laptops and phones had no local settings that differed from the router. There has been a nominal performance increase with regard to resolving web addresses. But the main improvement is the increased online privacy. Something that is slowly being eroded and compounded by the fact that so many members of the public don’t know or don’t care.

My Phone

I have had three personal phone calls to my mobile phone in the last two months. I’ve had several “suspected spam” calls that I rejected. No messages were left. I have made no phone calls myself, whatsoever. The few social arrangements I’ve made have all been dealt with via WhatsApp. I cannot remember when I last sent a text message. I do receive text reminders regarding appointments. I find this service useful. Instead my phone is mainly used for banking, searching train and bus time tables, using Google Maps, as well as booking tickets and tables in restaurants. Spotify is also used regularly, via a pair of Bluetooth headphones. Recently, I installed ChatGPT as I now subscribe. Essentially, I use my phone as a pocket computer and personal assistant, rather than for traditional telecommunications. So it would appear that the standard name we use for this device IE a “phone”, is redundant. I wonder if it will change eventually?

Breakfast

I like three meals a day. I’m sure that comes as no surprise to those who know me. However, breakfast is fast becoming the one I tend to skip the most. Mainly because I can’t find anything that I want. I don’t mind breakfast cereal but I see this more as a starter for breakfast. Something you have before moving on to something else. Naturally I’d like a Full English Breakfast as often as I can but my cardiologist strongly objects to this. Hence I am currently trying to find things that can provide a fairly robust breakfast but are also relatively healthy. Eggs are possibly the way to go but obviously I can’t have these every day. May be fish? There are lots of healthy options available such as fruit and yoghurt but I do not find these appetising in the least and fundamentally object to them due to my own personal prejudices. The other problem is that when I can’t find anything that I want, I eventually get annoyed and get a delivery from McDonald’s. How do you square this circle?

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Blaugust 2026: Let Writing Commence

 I have been writing online for nearly two decades. I don’t claim to be good or accomplished but what I can say with certainty is that the more often you write, the easier it becomes. For those who are new to writing a blog and the Blaugust Festival of Blogging, possibly the biggest hurdle that you now have to get over, is writing your first post of the month. You spent the lead up to this event sorting out your blog templates, fine tuning the backend and possibly banking some ideas. Or you may have decided to just wing it and make it all up as you go along. Both are perfectly valid approaches. However, there is one thing left to do that cannot be put off, avoided or danced around. Writing. At some point you’ve got to do it. Or bail on the event. The proverbial “shit or get off the pot”.

 I have been writing online for nearly two decades. I don’t claim to be good or accomplished but what I can say with certainty is that the more often you write, the easier it becomes. For those who are new to writing a blog and the Blaugust Festival of Blogging, possibly the biggest hurdle that you now have to get over, is writing your first post of the month. You spent the lead up to this event sorting out your blog templates, fine tuning the backend and possibly banking some ideas. Or you may have decided to just wing it and make it all up as you go along. Both are perfectly valid approaches. However, there is one thing left to do that cannot be put off, avoided or danced around. Writing. At some point you’ve got to do it. Or bail on the event. The proverbial “shit or get off the pot”.

I think I’ve participated in all previous iterations of Blaugust and before that the Newbie Blogger Initiative. I have written numerous first day posts where I extol the benefits of writing both personally and for society. I always stress the social and community aspect. Sadly there comes a point when repeating yourself becomes a little tiresome, so another approach needs to be found to sell things. I personally like quotations. They show that many of the struggles we face in life are in fact universal and if other have beaten them, so can I. A good quote imparts wisdom and can also be charismatic, witty and even fun. So, can I find any suitable quotes about the merits of writing? Yes I believe I can.

If you cannot write well, you cannot think well; if you cannot think well, others will do your thinking for you.”
Oscar Wilde

Too heavy? May be. Let’s try and find something that doesn’t imply some dystopian police state. Okay, how about this?

Ernest Hemmingway doing his famous George A. Romero impression

The first draft of anything is shit.”
Ernest Hemingway

Too dispiriting? Possibly. But there is a lot of truth in the quote. On to another then and let’s see if we can find the right tone.

There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.”
Beatrix Potter

That’s more like it. Very positive. It makes writing sound very adventurous.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.”
Kingsley Amis

Blimey O’Riley. If that isn’t a major incentive to write I don’t what is. It certainly is a good reason to start typing immediately after you’ve read this post.

Advice from this particular Khajiit is often questionable

Writing is a great way to become rich and popular. Furthermore it’s easy.”
M'aiq the Liar

Damn. Where did that come from? Ignore it. It’s total bullshit. Focus on the other ones.

The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
Stephen King

So we’ve completed our motivational quote journey and arrived back where we started. With Blaugust 2026 starting and everyone publishing their first post. I hope everyone participating enjoys the event and gains something positive from the experience. I’m looking forward to reading a lot of new material and following new blogs. I have updated my bloroll page, so that it shows the 20 latest posts from those who are taking part in Blaugust 2026. It also has a comprehensive directory of over 250 blogs, which includes previous Blaugust alumni and long term bloggers who are now established community members. Some sites have not seen any content posted for a while but I like to leave them on the blogroll in case their owners resume writing. In the meantime, may I wish all those taking part in this years Festival of Blogging Qapla’. Time for one more quote.

Good luck everyone. Especially me.”
Marek Larwood

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The Fall of Númenor by J. R. R. Tolkien - Edited by Brian Sibley and Read by Samuel West

For many years, Tolkien fans only had a tantalising glimpses of the Second Age of Middle-earth via the appendices found within The Lord of the Rings. It was only after The Silmarillion was posthumously published after Tolkien’s death, that a more comprehensive narrative could be presented. While much of that book focused on the First Age of Middle-earth, it also included events surrounding the rise and fall of the island of Númenor in the Second Age. This kingdom, raised from the Great Sea and bestowed upon the Men of Middle-earth as a reward for their assistance in defeating the Dark Lord Morgoth, became a centre of power and wealth. However, as the Númenóreans' influence grew, the seeds of their destruction were inevitably sown. Over the years further publications edited by Christopher Tolkien, such as Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth and the twelve-volume series, The History of Middle-earth have provided further historical lore.

For many years, Tolkien fans only had a tantalising glimpses of the Second Age of Middle-earth via the appendices found within The Lord of the Rings. It was only after The Silmarillion was posthumously published after Tolkien’s death, that a more comprehensive narrative could be presented. While much of that book focused on the First Age of Middle-earth, it also included events surrounding the rise and fall of the island of Númenor in the Second Age. This kingdom, raised from the Great Sea and bestowed upon the Men of Middle-earth as a reward for their assistance in defeating the Dark Lord Morgoth, became a centre of power and wealth. However, as the Númenóreans' influence grew, the seeds of their destruction were inevitably sown. Over the years further publications edited by Christopher Tolkien, such as Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth and the twelve-volume series, The History of Middle-earth have provided further historical lore.

In The Fall of Númenor, editor Brian Sibley has compiled a new and comprehensive chronicle of the Second Age of Middle-earth primarily by drawing from all the aforementioned published texts and collating all relevant passages in chronological order. The reader is presented with the story of the Akallabêth, previously published in The Silmarillion, as well as supplementary versions from different periods of Tolkien's creative process. The Fall of Númenor also covers related events from the Second Age, from the foundation of the Grey Havens to the first victory over Sauron. Brian Sibley has painstakingly collected scattered information, consolidating and expanding it. He turns the otherwise highly fragmented material into a practical and cohesive text. By providing a chronological context for the events and their protagonists, he imbues the narrative with a greater sense of a historical chronicle. For completeness, even the Númenórean chapters of The Lost Road, Tolkien’s abandoned sequel to The Lord of the Rings, are also included.

Armenelos by Rafael Damiani

The Fall of Númenor is an exceedingly useful and enthralling addition to any fans collection of Tolkien’s writing. Essential material about the Second Age is presented in a single volume, negating the need to cross reference through multiple volumes yourself. Furthermore, the rise and fall of the Númenórean people provides invaluable context for the realms in exile, Gondor and Arnor. The audio version by HarperCollins is as ever impeccably produced, narrated by Brian Sibley himself with additional passages of text read once again by Samuel West. The pace is measured and the complex notes and editorial comments clearly explain Tolkien’s historical revisions. Again I must praise the standard of pronunciation of the Quenya, Sindarin and Adûnaic languages, as I have with previous HarperCollins audiobooks. There is an inherent beauty to Professor Tolkien’s languages and that becomes very apparent when they are spoken correctly.

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Planning for Blaugust 2026

If you take a cursory look at a calendar you will see that the month of July is fast coming to an end. That means that Blaugust 2026 Festival of Blogging starts in a few days time! If you’re participating, or thinking of doing so, the next few days present a golden opportunity to do some practical organising and basic preparation. You don’t have to if you don’t want to. Feel free to just do things as they come, so to speak, if that’s your approach. However, for most of us, it helps if we have some kind of plan in place and make some arrangements in advance. I personally prefer this approach and like to have some ideas for blog posts in the bank. It is also useful to have “options” if something doesn’t go to plan. For those who are new to Blaugust, here are a few ideas regarding preparation that may be of use to you. As ever, your personal mileage may vary and ultimately you are best off adopting a strategy that suits your writing style and personal schedule.

If you take a cursory look at a calendar you will see that the month of July is fast coming to an end. That means that Blaugust 2026 Festival of Blogging starts in a few days time! If you’re participating, or thinking of doing so, the next few days present a golden opportunity to do some practical organising and basic preparation. You don’t have to if you don’t want to. Feel free to just do things as they come, so to speak, if that’s your approach. However, for most of us, it helps if we have some kind of plan in place and make some arrangements in advance. I personally prefer this approach and like to have some ideas for blog posts in the bank. It is also useful to have “options” if something doesn’t go to plan. For those who are new to Blaugust, here are a few ideas regarding preparation that may be of use to you. As ever, your personal mileage may vary and ultimately you are best off adopting a strategy that suits your writing style and personal schedule.

Basic planning

Blaugust is about creating content, be it written, videos or audio. Hence now is the time to start brainstorming ideas for potential material. I’m a stalwart advocate of notebooks and their electronic equivalent. If you have an idea, write it down. As for written content, establishing regular columns and recurring posts if useful. Providing a diary of your progress in a game or a project is useful and straight forward to write. Developing ideas into an actual post can be turned into a process. Start by writing down your blog title or a sentence describing it. Then add bullet points about different aspects of that subject. These can then be fleshed out into paragraphs. Impose structure via opening and closing statements and voila, you have a blog post or at least the first draft of one. If you’re out of ideas the Blaugust community has a list of prompts that may help.

Gonzo blogging

You may want to experiment with writing a stream of consciousness instead of planning a post. Some writers find this suits their temperament and will just sit and write whatever comes into their head. However, it is a very personal and exposing style of writing. When it’s good, it is a very engaging and powerful form of writing, that can be insightful and charismatic. However, it can also go the other way and come off as rambling and incoherent. There’s also a school of thought that some of the stuff that is in your head and that you don’t say out loud, is in there for a reason. Hence I wouldn’t recommend this style of writing to everyone.

Hunter S Thompson and the concept of Gonzo Journalism

Staying motivated and “doing the thing”

Let’s not kid ourselves. Writing or indeed producing any sort of creative content on a regular basis for a hobby is hard. It requires a degree of focus, time and self-discipline. Staying motivated is hard. Which is why I strongly encourage all Blaugust participants to talk with each others on the Blaugust Discord Server. It is an invaluable source of encouragement and support, irrespective of what sort of content you produce. Advice, constructive criticism and a kind word are always available. Or if you prefer, you can just shoot the breeze and unwind if it helps your creative processes (yes you do have them. We all do). And when I say talk, it’s mainly a text based discussion. Or you can just lurk if you want to. Passively observing is a useful tool in itself.

Adjust your expectations and be realistic about what you will achieve

Be realistic with your Blaugust goals. The key to building an online presence is to publish content regularly. Even a post a week can be difficult, especially if the only time you have to write is after work, when you’re tired and have other demands on your time. Remember that every post doesn’t have to be an in-depth essay or a literary milestone. A few paragraphs or even lines is sometimes all that’s needed to make your point, convey an idea or express a sentiment. Remember it is your blog and you should do things your way that you’re comfortable and content with. Don’t overreach yourself but don’t sell yourself short either. Realistically consider what you can produce over the course of a month and attempt to achieve it.

Go with the flow. What could possibly go wrong?

Go with the flow

Plans and reality make for uncomfortable bed fellows. You may plan a series of blog posts or videos and then discover that you’re no longer interested in the subjects or the content doesn’t come out as you thought it would. You favourite Aunt may splinter her pancreas and you find that the subsequent care you provide impacts upon your writing schedule. You may simply discover that writing or whatever it is that you create online is not for you or that you’re going about it the wrong way. Fear not. That is part of the point of Blaugust. The event gives you a broad overview of not only the mechanics of content creation but the “lifestyle”, so to speak. Hence adopt a go with the flow philosophy. That’s not to say you should be a lazy git. Blaugust is often a case of you get back what you put in. Just be mindful that things can change and that shit happens.

So to summarise, it never hurts to be organised and for many, imposing a degree of structure upon a month-long writing event, will make it far easier to navigate. Yet, there does come a point when you have to stop fine tuning your plan and just get on with writing, podcasting, streaming etc. It’s a bit like getting into the swimming pool when on holiday. The water looks inviting but you know it will initially feel cold. Once your in, past experience tells us it will be fine but the main obstacle is just diving or climbing in to the damn pool. Publishing your first Blaugustpost is a bit like this but once it’s done you may wonder why you worried about it so much. So take the plunge, stay in touch with other participants and see where the month ahead takes you. If you get stuck then help is at hand. Just ask on the Discord server or via a post comment. Enjoy the month ahead and Qapla’ as the Klingon’s say.

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Exploring Tolkien’s Legendarium: The Defeat of Sauron

At the start of the 2001 film, The Fellowship of the Rings, director Peter Jackson has crafted a compelling and visual stunning prologue. It distils a great deal of Tolkien’s text and conveys the essential history of the One Ring succinctly. Cinematically it works extremely well but it is sadly far from canonical due to all the practical considerations a film maker has to make when adapting a lore dense text. I have often wondered exactly how Sauron was defeated at the end of the Second Age because Tolkien is somewhat vague in The Lord of the Rings. Gil-galad, Elendil and Isildur all seem to be involved in physically fighting the Dark Lord. Gil-galad died due to being burned by Sauron’s touch. Elendil also died in combat and his sword Narsil broke beneath him. Isildur claimed to have delivered the killing blow after his father was defeated. However, no character in the story provides a definite, linear account of these event.

At the start of the 2001 film, The Fellowship of the Rings, director Peter Jackson has crafted a compelling and visual stunning prologue. It distils a great deal of Tolkien’s text and conveys the essential history of the One Ring succinctly. Cinematically it works extremely well but it is sadly far from canonical due to all the practical considerations a film maker has to make when adapting a lore dense text. I have often wondered exactly how Sauron was defeated at the end of the Second Age because Tolkien is somewhat vague in The Lord of the Rings. Gil-galad, Elendil and Isildur all seem to be involved in physically fighting the Dark Lord. Gil-galad died due to being burned by Sauron’s touch. Elendil also died in combat and his sword Narsil broke beneath him. Isildur claimed to have delivered the killing blow after his father was defeated. However, no character in the story provides a definite, linear account of these event.

Instead we have various characters making guarded statements about this battle at various points throughout the story. As ever, Tolkien is deliberately ambiguous and chooses his words very carefully. All of which builds a sense of legend around the events. However, if one draws upon Tolkien’s writing in other texts, such as his letters to his editor and readers, the comprehensive History of Middle-earth and the various appendices to The Lord of the Rings, there is enough information to reconstruct the broad sequence of events with reasonable confidence that provides a clearer picture of what happened. It should be noted that there is insufficient data to choreograph the combat blow by blow. Tolkien states who accomplished what but never described precisely how the three combatants fought or fell. That is left to the readers imagination and is perhaps all the better for it.

A deleted scene from The Fellowship of the Rings prologue depicting Elrond and Gil-galad

After reading and cross referencing the various sources I previously stated, here is my interpretation of the sequence of events that happened on the slopes of Mount Doom as Gil-galad, Elendil, Isildur and Sauron fought.

Sauron makes a sortie from Barad-dûr

After seven years of siege, Sauron personally breaks out of the Dark Tower and drives the fighting towards the slopes of Orodruin. Gil-galad and Elendil confront him there. Isildur, Elrond and Círdan are also present at the final encounter but the texts explicitly name Gil-galad and Elendil as the two who directly engage or “wrestle” with Sauron. “Wrestle” in Tolkien’s elevated, archaic language means a close and desperate physical struggle. Gil-galad presumably still had Aeglos his spear and Elendil had his sword Narsil. Both are imbued with “power”. Tolkien was intentionally vague about “magic” in his writing and it is very much a soft system with a quasi-spiritual aspect.

Gil-galad and Elendil overthrow Sauron

This is the most consistent point across various accounts. Gandalf says that Gil-galad and Elendil “overthrew Sauron”. Elrond states that Sauron was already “overthrown” before mentioning Isildur cutting off the Ring. Furthermore The Silmarillion says that after Sauron wrestled with the two kings, “Sauron also was thrown down”. Finally in Letter 131, Tolkien says that Gil-galad and Elendil perished “in the act of slaying Sauron”. The cumulative evidence therefore attributes Sauron’s actual defeat principally to Gil-galad and Elendil acting together. However, Sauron kills both kings during the same struggle. We know that Gil-galad was burnt. This probably happened during the close physical struggle, perhaps through Sauron seizing him but Tolkien never describes the exact action. Similarly, the details regarding Elendil death are absent. Nor can we determine whether Gil-galad or Elendil died first, or whether the events were effectively simultaneous. But in one respect the text is unambiguous. The outcome is mutually destructive. A pyrrhic victory.

Is Sauron physically dead at this point or just incapacitated?

This is a particularly ambiguous aspect of the tale. When Tolkien says Sauron was “thrown down” or “overthrown”, that could mean that his physical body was dead or that he was incapacitated and unable to continue fighting. However, I think it is certainly a case that the final separation of spirit from body had not yet occurred. The second possibility provides the neatest reconciliation of the accounts. Gil-galad and Elendil defeat and mortally wound Sauron, leaving him helpless or dying. They subsequently die achieving this. Isildur then performs the final physical act of “defeating Sauron” delivering the “killing blow”.

Isildur cuts off the Ring

Elrond says that Isildur alone stood beside his father during the “last mortal contest”, while Elrond and Círdan stood beside Gil-galad. That establishes Isildur’s presence at extremely close quarters. It does not, however, explicitly state that Isildur exchanged blows with Sauron before the two kings fell. Isildur takes the broken hilt-shard of Narsil and cuts the One Ring from Sauron’s hand. Only after narrating the overthrow by Gil-galad and Elendil do the principal accounts describe this action. At this point Sauron’s power wanes and his spirit flees, although precisely whether Ring-removal caused the bodily death or merely completed an already accomplished defeat is not explained. Isildur may well have delivered a “coup de grâce” to Sauron, finally killing his physical body, before cutting the One Ring from his hand. Either way, this deed makes Isildur’s action enormously important but it does not make him the warrior who single-handedly defeated Sauron. However, Isildur uses this act as justification for keeping the ring. “Was it not I that dealt the Enemy his death-blow?” This leads to the subject of Weregild, which is a complex matter in itself and best explored in a separate blog post.

A possible sequence of events

After due consideration of all the data available I interpret the most likely sequence of events regarding the defeat of Sauron to be as follows. Gil-galad and Elendil fight Sauron together at close quarters, with Isildur, Elrond and Círdan nearby but unable to intervene effectively. Both kings wound Sauron severely. Sauron seizes and burns Gil-galad, but in doing so leaves himself open to Elendil. Elendil delivers another terrible wound before Sauron strikes him down. Elendil falls upon Narsil and breaks it. Sauron, grievously injured and exhausted, falls beside them but still retains bodily life and the terrible heat of the Ring. Isildur takes up the shard and severs the Ring from his hand. Sauron’s body then finally relinquishes his spirit. That is a partly imaginative reconstruction but it accommodates virtually every significant statement Tolkien made. The order of responsibility is clearer than the exact physical events

A cutscene from the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online depicting Gil-galad wounding Sauron

The depiction in The Lord of the Rings Online

The MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online features a cutscene version of these events and it is appreciably closer to the text than Peter Jackson’s prologue. It shows Gil-galad and Elendil both injuring Sauron, Sauron killing them through his fiery power and Sauron collapsing from the wounds and effort before Isildur cuts away the Ring. This captures Tolkien’s essential structure. The kings fight Sauron, all three are mortally overcome. Sauron falls. Isildur removes the Ring. LOTRO still invents necessary visual details. Tolkien does not say that Elendil is burned, that each king lands a particular wound, or that Sauron collapses from expending the Ring’s power. Only Gil-galad’s death by fiery heat is specifically attested to. Nevertheless, I think the LOTRO cutscene is probably the most credible dramatic visualisation of the surviving textual evidence. It understands that the victory belongs collectively to Gil-galad and Elendil, while still allowing Isildur’s severing of the Ring to function as the concluding “death-blow”.

Concluding thoughts

Upon further reflection it can be cogently argued that it is not essential to clarify this matter and many others that arise in Tolkien’s writing. As a writer whose work evolved over decades, he would often revise his writings and occasionality contradict himself. Thematically, much of The Lord of the Rings is about distant past events shaping the future. Much of this history is shared orally from characters from different races, with different perspectives. As such these dialogue exchanges can be open to interpretation and can be plausibly different. Plus Tolkien knew that it isn’t always essential or indeed desirable to clarify everything. His Legendarium drew heavily from existing European mythology which in itself is not one hundred percent coherent, linear or without contradiction. However, fans of Tolkien’s lore and of lore per se tend to like continuity. In its absence there is “headcanon” and artistic interpretation. In many respects that is what keeps Tolkien’s work evergreen.

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Cold Storage (2026)

David Koepp is no stranger to genre cinema, having written the screenplay for such films as Jurassic Park, Spider-man and War of the Worlds. Where these titles are big budget, major studio productions, Cold Storage is a far more modest production with a smaller scope. Adapted from his own novel, the screenplay is by David Koepp and the film is directed by British film-maker Jonny Campbell. At first glance, Cold Storage seems a somewhat derivative science fiction horror film with a relatively modest budget, financed through a convoluted US and French co-production. Lurid green and red colours feature heavily in the marketing artwork and it is easy, after a cursory look, to write the film off as cheap, generic, direct-to-streaming filler. However, Cold Storage is prime example of why you should not judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a film by its posters and online advertising. It is in fact an amusing and fun endeavour that can fill an evening.

David Koepp is no stranger to genre cinema, having written the screenplay for such films as Jurassic Park, Spider-man and War of the Worlds. Where these titles are big budget, major studio productions, Cold Storage is a far more modest production with a smaller scope. Adapted from his own novel, the screenplay is by David Koepp and the film is directed by British film-maker Jonny Campbell. At first glance, Cold Storage seems a somewhat derivative science fiction horror film with a relatively modest budget, financed through a convoluted US and French co-production. Lurid green and red colours feature heavily in the marketing artwork and it is easy, after a cursory look, to write the film off as cheap, generic, direct-to-streaming filler. However, Cold Storage is prime example of why you should not judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a film by its posters and online advertising. It is in fact an amusing and fun endeavour that can fill an evening.

In 1979, Skylab burns up in the atmosphere but an oxygen tank survives and is found by a farmer in Western Australia. 28 years later, biochemist Dr. Hero Martins (Sosie Bacons) accompanies Pentagon operatives Robert Quinn (Liam Neeson) and Trini Romano (Lesley Manville) to the an isolated Australian town, where they find it overrun by an infectious fungus. Martin becomes contaminated and the fungus starts to control her actions. However, she commits suicide. The military subsequently incinerate the town and take a sample to an underground cold storage vault in Kansas. In the intervening years, the government seals the vault and the facility is bought by a self storage company. In the present day, Travis (Joe Keery) and Naomi (Georgina Campbell), who work the night shift at “Atchison Storage”, hear an intermittent alarm behind a false wall. They soon find the former government vault and discover a new fungal outbreak. The military, aware of the situation, send Robert Quinn to investigate.

Cold Storage draws heavily from The Andromeda Strain and The Return of the Living Dead. It certainly leans into the light heartened tone of the latter film. However, two things lift Cold Storage above the average. The dialogue between the main characters is amusing as they trade quips and ironic remarks. This isn’t a complete horror comedy but the humour does give the story an engaging tone and trajectory. The presence of Liam Neeson and Lesley Manville also does much to bolster the proceedings from the standard to the wryly entertaining. There is an effortless chemistry between these two actors which is aided by Koepp’s plausible bickering dialogue. The next, notable aspect of the film is the targetted use of VFX. The budget obviously kept the visual scope focused but what digital and practical effects there are throughout the 100 minute running time, are done well.

At a time when the US film industry is beginning to learn that audiences are fast becoming tired with bloated, soulless, multimillion dollar budget films, Cold Storage provides an object lesson in “less is more” and how to work within some fairly tight parameters. The cast of characters is minimal, the action scenes and visual effects are efficient and the film tells its tale in the right amount of time. It does not outstay its welcome. Although not a genre milestone by any shake, it does take several familiar tropes and presents them in an engaging manner and with a new spin. Cold Storage is entertaining in that “Friday night, back from the pub” way and also manages to captures the creativity and humour that can be found in similar movies from the eighties and nineties. Like I Come in Peace (1990), which is hardly surprising as David Koepp wrote that as well.

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Thoughts on Work Part 4

Over the last 10 years, I’ve written several blog posts about my personal working experiences and my career, such as it was. I touched upon working specifically in IT and how that industry changed over time, both technically and in the way that other people perceived it. I have also given my thoughts on the social dynamics of the modern work environment and the way we interact with our colleagues and employers. That is another area that has changed dramatically. Naturally my retirement from full time work has been written about, as it is such a radical change in one’s life. Especially if you’re the sort of person who is clearly defined by their job, which I personally was not. This time, I want to share a few thoughts I have about what I miss about “going to work” and “having a job”. I’m not sure if “miss” is the right word. Perhaps it is more a question of things being absent. Either way, there are some aspects of being employed that I use to enjoy or at least found beneficial that I now no longer experience.

Over the last 10 years, I’ve written several blog posts about my personal working experiences and my career, such as it was. I touched upon working specifically in IT and how that industry changed over time, both technically and in the way that other people perceived it. I have also given my thoughts on the social dynamics of the modern work environment and the way we interact with our colleagues and employers. That is another area that has changed dramatically. Naturally my retirement from full time work has been written about, as it is such a radical change in one’s life. Especially if you’re the sort of person who is clearly defined by their job, which I personally was not. This time, I want to share a few thoughts I have about what I miss about “going to work” and “having a job”. I’m not sure if “miss” is the right word. Perhaps it is more a question of things being absent. Either way, there are some aspects of being employed that I use to enjoy or at least found beneficial that I now no longer experience.

Friends and colleagues

I read a recent poll about employment in the UK that showed that for a lot of people, the thing that makes a lot of jobs bearable, are the people we work with. That was totally the case for me. There were a few problematic managers during the course of my career and I have worked with my share of idiots but for most of the time, I was fortunate to spend 9 to 5 with a good bunch of people from all walks of life. There were a lot of laughs and often a lot of drinking. I remember the time we... Nope, upon reflection its best not to recount such anecdotes. Some of those friendships have endured. Others were of the time. However, I look back fondly on all of them. Friends and colleagues often made going to work fun, when the job itself had no other intrinsic value other than providing a pay cheque.

Sharing knowledge

During my working life, each job provided a network of professional colleagues, most of whom were more than happy to share knowledge and help each other out. All it took was a phone call and advice was freely given. No one asked for anything in return, although the implicit social contract was that this unofficial service was a quid pro quo. If you could return the favour at sometime in the future, then you did so. It was a very equitable and useful gentleman’s agreement to have. It’s something I miss greatly today and AI is not a perfect substitute.

Access to resources

When you work for a big company you often get direct and indirect access to resources. Or you did in my day. My IT qualifications such as MCSEs, CCNA, PRINCE2 accreditation and others were all paid for by my employers. Phones, laptops, software and sundry IT peripherals were also provided as part of the job. Then there was the stationery, the lunches and “expenses”. Old kit that was scheduled for disposal could also be “acquired”. The moment I went self-employed all these benefits stopped. Every new skill or project that I undertake nowadays comes with a cost that falls directly to me. Such is life.

A sense of achievement and pride in one’s work

I was at the dentist recently and there on the wall, in a corner, was a half sized patch panel cabinet. It was a total dog’s dinner and it took my mind completely off whatever the hygienists was doing (which was painful). All I could think of was that I’d have never have left a panel in such a state because all you’re doing is deferring a problem that you’ll eventually have to address. Also because personal pride would not allow me to do leave such a thing. A far as I’m concerned stuff like that reflects directly on the IT department. It doesn’t matter if other people don’t notice it, if that were my responsibility, I’d know it was still there and it would keep me awake. Yes. I curiously miss this aspect of work. I guess that’s why I’m currently fine tuning this blog. It’s my current equivalent of a messy patch panel.

For the sake of balance and to offset any sense of regret, which I unequivocally do not have, here are a few things about having a full time job that I don’t miss.

Commuting

I am not a good traveller. The idea of getting up at “stupid o’clock” and getting on a cramped commuter train in this current heat just fills me with dread. I always disliked commuting as I saw it as unpleasant, uncomfortable, dead time. I guess I still do. Hence I always tried to fill these journeys by doing something constructive, such as reading or watching a documentary on my laptop. I also remember having to get out of London by any means available during the 7th July 2005 terrorists attacks. That was a grim day that still crosses my mind whenever I go to London.

Idiots, bullies and lazy employees

Although I’ve often worked with nice, decent and regular people I have also encountered some unpleasant individuals during my career. No matter how thorough people think the interview process is with regard to finding new employees, idiots always seem to beat the system. There is nothing worse than the fool who has an unworkable plan and the ear of senior management. Unless it is the person who is quite capable of doing their job but for whatever reasons chooses not to. Someone you have to carry because they never answer emails or do their part of the project. Then there are those broken human beings who see work a means to persecute others. Who revel in humiliating subordinates and making them unhappy. The one’s that hated lockdown because there was no one to bully, apart from their own family. Those pitiful bastards are out of my life forever now.

The Treadmill effect

One of the reasons I moved from a permanent position to short term IT contracting and then to self-employment, was because of the treadmill effect. A short term IT project has a start and an end date. Once it’s done you move on. Some of the permanent jobs I’ve had at the start of my career have felt like an endless slog to nowhere. Especially when I worked for the DWP processing benefit claims. The process naturally never ended and it came with a substantial portion of human misery. An average jobs can’t all be perfect and is unlikely to be totally spiritually fulfilling but feeling that you’re making no progress what so ever is utterly demoralising.

Since leaving a work environment, a decade ago, I have kept in touch with various recruitment executives and naturally still have friends who are still working. I suspect that I experienced a vastly different work culture during the late eighties, nineties and the early two thousands, compared to what exists today. I suspect I wouldn’t thrive in the modern office environment, as I speak my mind too freely and have far too many rough edges for the likes of a modern HR department. I could go back to contracting if necessary but I suspect it just wouldn’t be as fun as it used to be and fun was a very important element in my working life. However, overall I count myself fortunate that my career followed the course that it did and took place at the time that it did. I have a lot of happy memories which I reflect upon whenever I miss the aspects of work that I’ve listed above.

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