Thinking Out Loud
Our household has a newspaper delivered once a week on a Saturday. It is specifically for Mrs P who still likes to sit down at the weekend and catch up with the recent events via print media rather than the 24/7 rolling coverage on TV. There was a time, back in the seventies and eighties, when this delivery service was the province of children trying to earn some money. Nowadays it tends to be adults that undertake this work. Our local newsagents were bought out by a bigger chain a few years back. They in turn were acquired by Morrisons supermarket. A month ago they sacked 1700 “paper boys” nationwide and contracted the newspaper delivery service out to a specialist company, Newsteam. Today at 04:00 a large vehicle pulled up on our drive and noisily rammed a newspaper through the letterbox. This is apparently “progress”.
This post is a collection of random thoughts and eclectic ideas. Hopefully they are succinctly expressed as well as short and to the point. A few words about the various things that have crossed my mind in recent weeks. They may also be ephemeral talking points from the never-ending news cycle, or even those obscure thoughts you experience while laying awake in your bed. Either way, they are not the sort of material that requires a full blog post and in-depth analysis. A paragraph or two is usually sufficient to make a point for your consideration. All of which is collectively gathered under the title “Thinking Out Loud”, which has become a recurring blog post. Feel free to comment and offer your perspective on any point raised that takes your fancy.
Newspaper Delivery
Our household has a newspaper delivered once a week on a Saturday. It is specifically for Mrs P who still likes to sit down at the weekend and catch up with the recent events via print media rather than the 24/7 rolling coverage on TV. There was a time, back in the seventies and eighties, when this delivery service was the province of children trying to earn some money. Nowadays it tends to be adults that undertake this work. Our local newsagents were bought out by a bigger chain a few years back. They in turn were acquired by Morrisons supermarket. A month ago they sacked 1700 “paper boys” nationwide and contracted the newspaper delivery service out to a specialist company, Newsteam. Today at 04:00 a large vehicle pulled up on our drive and noisily rammed a newspaper through the letterbox. This is apparently “progress”.
Christmas Cards
December is fast approaching. Fortunately, our household has bought all the necessary Christmas gifts and cards already. Naturally, this is all Mrs P’s doing. Not mine. Now I am not a mean person, nor do I consider myself cheap. However, good quality Christmas cards, especially personal ones with fancy messages inside, are expensive. As is postage. A 1st class stamp costs £1.70 and a 2nd class is £0.87 at present in the UK. It is likely that we could spend £100 on 50 cards and their associated postage. By my estimation, I’ll send about 10 cards altogether to friends and my immediate family. Which begs the question, who the hell are all these other people that get sent cards? I asked Mrs P and she quoted several names but none of them rang any bells. Mind you exactly the same thing happens when we start receiving cards. I’ll look at a selection and wonder who the hell are you?
Anthropromorphism
Humans have a propensity for anthropomorphism. IE the attribution of human traits, emotions and behaviours to non-human entities. This can be animals, objects, or natural phenomena. It’s a common concept in storytelling, mythology and everyday life. We give human characteristics, such as speech or feelings, to things that are not human. Pets are the most obvious example. Please see “the internet” for further examples. Bearing all this in mind, please see the above picture which I am currently using as desktop wallpaper on one of my monitors. Is it me or does this Cheetah look mournful? Like some terrible injustice has been perpetrated upon them. Perhaps he went to pour himself a bowl of Coco Pops and there was no milk left in the fridge, so he had to have them dry. What do you think? Oh, so it’s not just me then.
Reaching the Limits of Your Understanding
Learning takes longer as you get older. Especially with complex subjects. If I am reading textbooks then I have to do it several times before things stick. Hence I listen to a lot of non-fiction audiobooks because the slower pace of the narration allows me time to absorb information. I can also rewind and listen again to difficult concepts. Philosophical subjects are becoming a struggle to learn as I find some too abstract. Similarly I find a lot of theoretical physics very hard to conceptualise. I find that these subjects often take me to the limits of my understanding. I am aware that Carl Sagan argued that all ideas and concepts should be able to be explained to the wider public. Yet I think that some subjects that exist primarily as abstractions to begin with are hard to convey as a metaphor or any of the other semantic devices we commonly use to convey complex things.
UK Licensing Law
I went to a local restaurant on Friday for breakfast. It was a social gathering from Mrs P’s church. The establishment in question is contemporary and informal and you go to the counter to order your food, which is then brought to the table. It was 10:30 AM and I fancied a pint of cider. However, I was politely told that due to the terms of their license to sell alcohol, I could not be served until 11:00 AM. It wasn’t a big deal so I had my Full English breakfast, sans alcohol but it did get me thinking. So I did some research. The UK Licensing Act of 2003 regulates the sale of alcohol, entertainment and late-night food and drink within England and Wales. Businesses need a premises licence to be able to provide these services. The actual hours during which a licensee can do this are negotiable. However, the standard hours tend to be 11:00 to 23:00 and this remains broadly the norm.
Thinking Out Loud
To quote Sam Gamgee “It's the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish, as my old gaffer used to say”. I recently had a timely reminder that this aphorism is 100% true. I finally got round to updating my blog, something that I had been putting off because I knew it would result in breaking the site and incurring a great deal of work. Well I did it. The process was relatively straight forward and didn’t result in anywhere near the amount of formatting issues that I had feared. Within 72 hours I had figured out how to fix most of the problems that arose and after a week I had added new pages and revised those that required a makeover. I still have to correct image sizes in many previous posts but the site has finally been dragged into the current blog era. Furthermore, addressing this issue has lifted a weight of my mind and I feel far more disposed towards writing and posting regularly. I wish I had done this sooner.
Thinking Out Loud is a recurring post in which I present a selection of thoughts and ideas that have recently crossed to my mind. While some of these could be developed into lengthy blog posts in their own right, that is not the primary objective of this initiative. Thinking Out Loud serves as a platform to share some ideas for mutual contemplation and reflection. Hopefully, this will stimulate some debate and discussion. As always, I invite you to leave a comment and welcome any insights you might wish to contribute.
Website Upgrade
To quote Sam Gamgee “It's the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish, as my old gaffer used to say”. I recently had a timely reminder that this aphorism is 100% true. I finally got round to updating my blog, something that I had been putting off because I knew it would result in breaking the site and incurring a great deal of work. Well I did it. The process was relatively straight forward and didn’t result in anywhere near the amount of formatting issues that I had feared. Within 72 hours I had figured out how to fix most of the problems that arose and after a week I had added new pages and revised those that required a makeover. I still have to correct image sizes in many previous posts but the site has finally been dragged into the current blog era. Furthermore, addressing this issue has lifted a weight of my mind and I feel far more disposed towards writing and posting regularly. I wish I had done this sooner.
Fan Podcasts
15 years ago the majority of the podcasts that I regularly listened to were fan made productions. Many of these were video game related. I was far more passionate about gaming back then and would happily listen to fellow players relate their in-game experiences and discuss the minutiae of a specific class or instance. These shows were sometimes a little rough around the edges but they were driven by passion and had a sense of honesty about them. Sadly, many of these shows have ceased production and the “wild west” spirit of the internet has slowly been tamed. I find nowadays that the majority of podcasts that I listen to, although independently produced, use professional production companies. There are still people out there recording via Zoom and using dodgy mics but it’s not so commonplace. I wonder if the perceived need to be slick and professional discourages people from having a go themselves?
Green Vegetables
I was channel surfing the other day and watched a few minutes of a shopping channel that was selling kitchen appliances. The “brand ambassador” was extolling the virtues of steaming fresh vegetables. Everything they said about them from a nutritional perspective was factually correct. However, then they went and spoiled it by saying “and they taste great”. I beg to differ. I find that very few vegetables have a pleasant taste. I don’t mind carrots, peppers, sweet potato or butternut squash but tend to find most “green” vegetables to be bitter or sulphurous. I eat vegetables because they’re a nutritional necessity and because I don’t want to get scurvy. Drowning them in gravy or some kind of spicy condiment helps. Beans are a far more interesting substitute.
Cutting Your Fingernails
Old age is marked by the decline of the human body. Your waistline expands, hair turns white and skin loses its elasticity. I am a sad wreck of the man I was thirty years ago. However, that being said, one part of my body remains resolute in being healthy. Namely, my fingernails. They grow at a prodigious rate and I find myself regularly having to cut them as I cannot stand having nails like a velociraptor. Furthermore, having recently purchased some good quality nail clippers and being observed to have well manicured nails, I now find myself regularly pressganged into having to cut other people’s fingernails and toenails. While I’m on the subject, what is the correct way to dispose of nail clippings? They are biodegradable. However, you don’t want them falling into the wrong hands, what with voodoo and such like.
Phone Calls
I found an old mobile phone bill from 2011 recently. Over the course of a month it listed dozens of daily phone calls. I was working in short term IT contracts at that time so a great deal of those itemised calls were work related. I also used voice calls and texting for all my social arrangements. When I stopped working to be my parent’s carer, I continued to use my phone regularly. Although at that point the bulk of all my calls were related to hospital appointments, social services and other healthcare and local government institutions. Nowadays, it is very unusual to get a phone call. I am no longer a carer and have retired from work. The number of contacts on my phone has reduced dramatically. I mainly stay in touch with friends and family via WhatsApp. If the phone rings and the number is not recognised, I let it go to voicemail by default. It’s odd how we’ve become disinclined to talk to each other.
Thinking Out Loud
I was quite surprised by an unusually high number of participants in this year’s Blaugust: Festival of Blogging. The current count is 165. I am pleased by this because I worry about the decline in written skills that appears to be happening in western society. Yet here we have 165 individuals all writing in their own unique way. It is quite reassuring. My RSS feed currently has over 200 blogs that are still regularly updated, many of which are prior Blaugust participants. I try my best to keep up to date with posts and to leave comments, if they’re supported. A bit of blogging solidarity can go a long way and it’s important to encourage all forms of writing and keep the community strong.
Thinking Out Loud is a regular feature where I share a few of thoughts and ideas that have recently occurred to me. Some of these could potentially evolve into standalone, longform blog posts, but that is not the point of this endeavour. Thinking Out Loud is a means to “throw out some ideas” for consideration and reflection. I simply take a virtual pen to paper to document some of my thoughts for your review. Hopefully it may encourage some debate and discussion. As always, I encourage you to leave a comment and welcome any insights you may wish to share.
Blaugust: Festival of Blogging
I was quite surprised by an unusually high number of participants in this year’s Blaugust: Festival of Blogging. The current count is 165. I am pleased by this because I worry about the decline in written skills that appears to be happening in western society. Yet here we have 165 individuals all writing in their own unique way. It is quite reassuring. My RSS feed currently has over 200 blogs that are still regularly updated, many of which are prior Blaugust participants. I try my best to keep up to date with posts and to leave comments, if they’re supported. A bit of blogging solidarity can go a long way and it’s important to encourage all forms of writing and keep the community strong.
Entertaining Children
This topic could well be a blog post on its own and I may well develop it into something more substantial at a later date. For now, I just wanted to state that today I took a tablet with me when we visited our local Italian restaurant. It was specifically to entertain my 4 year old grandson. In the past, this would be an anathema to me. A line in the sand not to be crossed. However, in recent months I have accepted the reality of the situation. All of my grandchildren have been raised in a very different world to the one that I was. Hence to put it candidly, they struggle to stay occupied and focused with a lot of the mundanity of day-to-day life. They crave stimulation continuously. So today I ensured that there were episodes of Hey Duggee, Bluey and Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures available and kept young Oscar amused and out of mischief.
The Decline of Drinking Culture
I was raised during the seventies and enjoyed my teenage years in the early eighties. Much of the social culture of those decades was based around drinking and pubs. I have a healthy relationship with alcohol and still find a trip to a good pub a pleasant pastime. It’s a place to socialise or to sit alone and escape from the trials of life, briefly. However, I am aware there is a generational divide when it comes to alcohol consumption. Young people drink less or not at all and so the default social activity of “going down the pub” is not necessarily the convenient catchall that it used to be. Going for coffee is an adequate alternative and has the added bonus of cake being available. However, I draw the line at bubble tea. Someone suggested meeting at such an outlet recently and it was met with confusion and raw panic among the older folk present. Times change and I try to move with them. But I can’t see Sham 69 recording a song about going down the bubble tea shop.
Captain Sensible
Best known as a co-founder of the punk band The Damned, Raymond Burns, aka Captain Sensible, is a one of the more beguiling individuals to emerge from the punk era. Apparently he didn’t actively seek a separate career from that of the band but success with a series of incongruous singles, coupled with his somewhat comedic persona and extended periods of inactivity by The Damned, made it inevitable. His first two albums were well received and remain interesting. However, after a while the media attention waned and the Captain faded from mainstream pop culture. Not that it mattered to the Captain. He just continued doing his own thing as well as collaborating with The Damned. I recently reconnected with his work via Spotify and was pleased that he has a substantial back catalogue. I find it heartening that such an artist can still exist in an industry filled with corporate bullshit.
Parties Are Shit
The sort of parties that you get invited to change over the course of your life, mainly due to your age. Yet despite being diverse, parties all have the same function. Namely to gather a group of people in a specific location with the goal of socialising and having fun. It is a simple and straightforward concept. It is also bollocks. I can remember numerous memorable parties from my youth but that isn’t the same as fun. I can also recollect a lot of awkward small talk and teenage angst. Also fights, substance abuse and trauma inducing embarrassing situations. The best party is always the one you don’t attend and you hear later how great it was from everyone else. As a man in his fifties the prospect of a party now means having dinner with a couple called Geoffrey and Jennifer and several of their friends, who you don’t know that well or especially like (they’re usually a friend of your significant other). The very epitome of middle class bullshit.
Thinking Out Loud
Art is a big subject, so I shall keep this brief. Art has a massive impact on shaping our personalities, whether we think it does or not. Consider for a moment, any online service that requires you to write a profile about yourself. Something that is designed to provide a summary of your personality, abilities and your likes and dislikes. IE Facebook, a dating app or even your online resume. Frequently, these profiles will require us to define ourselves by what we read, watch and listen to. Yes, other information is included in such profiles but directly or indirectly, we are asked about our artistic preferences. Possibly we do not consider such a line of questioning to be about art but essentially it is. So we dutifully state which art we cleave to and then look for reciprocal taste in others. Does this not prove that art is important?
Thinking Out Loud is a recurring post in which I present a selection of thoughts and ideas that have crossed my mind recently. As always, some of these could be developed into blog posts of their own but that really isn’t the point. Thinking Out Loud is a vehicle for brief, rhetorical musing rather than log form analysis. I just put a virtual pen to paper and get some of my thoughts written down for your consideration. As always, please feel free to leave a comment.
The Importance of Art
Art is a big subject, so I shall keep this brief. Art has a massive impact on shaping our personalities, whether we think it does or not. Consider for a moment, any online service that requires you to write a profile about yourself. Something that is designed to provide a summary of your personality, abilities and your likes and dislikes. IE Facebook, a dating app or even your online resume. Frequently, these profiles will require us to define ourselves by what we read, watch and listen to. Yes, other information is included in such profiles but directly or indirectly, we are asked about our artistic preferences. Possibly we do not consider such a line of questioning to be about art but essentially it is. So we dutifully state which art we cleave to and then look for reciprocal taste in others. Does this not prove that art is important?
Are You Wealthy?
HSBC bank recently conducted a survey in the UK about people’s perception of wealth. It is a very interesting analysis with some stand out facts. The biggest being a major regional disparity between the South and the North of the UK, regarding how much you need to earn a year to be considered wealthy. Londoners cited £290,000 as an annual salary, where in the North East it was £80,000. House prices have a lot to do with this. There were also some interesting social markers that some deemed to imply wealth. Having investments, being able to regularly travel and retirement were mentioned by about half of people surveyed. There were some curious additional examples, such as having an island in your kitchen or having a cleaner, gardener or any help with domestic chores. There was also a strong trend to equate wealth with mental well being. Money worries are seen as a key source of stress.
Doing Things Spontaneously
Spontaneity covers a lot of things, so allow me to be specific with regard to the point I’m making. Consider the following thought experiment. You decide on a whim to visit a place of interest. You also consider going to a restaurant afterwards and enjoying a leisurely meal and a few drinks. However, when you arrive at the place of interest you find that it is totally rammed. You can’t find anywhere to park, or the venue limits the number of people entering. You’re advised that you should have checked the website in advance and booked tickets for a designated time slot. You then go to your restaurant of choice, only to find that it is similarly full. Disappointed, you head home only to run into major traffic delays that you were totally unaware of.
This is something that has happened to me and Mrs P on several occasions. She favours doing things spontaneously. Sadly, the world is becoming increasingly averse to such a philosophy. Museums, galleries and places of historical interest are more often than not, subject to a booking regime. Reservations for dining out are also commonplace nowadays. It simply comes down to the number of people pursuing leisure activities, especially with a growing retired population in the UK. You’ll encounter the same problem when entertaining children during half-term. Personally, I like the piece of mind that planning a day out brings but Mrs P hates the fact you can’t always do things on a whim.
Password Managers
I wrote four months ago about replacing my existing password manager, after years of using LastPass. At the time I was going to move to Bitwarden. However, I ended up creating a free account with Proton Pass, developed by the Swiss software company Proton AG. Proton Pass can store login credentials, email aliases, credit card data, passkeys, 2FA secret keys, and notes in virtual vaults that are encrypted using 256-bit AES-GCM. The company seems to have a strong customer service ethic and the free version of the software is not lacking in functionality.
Car CD Players
Mrs P is the designated driver in our household as I don’t drive. Mrs P bought a new car in 2020. A Skoda Scala. It did not come with a CD player as the car industry now expects drivers to connect a streaming device via Bluetooth, to the vehicle’s “infotainment system”. Mrs P doesn’t especially care for technology. Nor does she have a phone contract with an adequate data allowance or indeed a spotify account. She does like CDs. So I bought a portable CD player with Bluetooth. Sadly it refused to connect to her Skoda, which upon further research, is a common issue. So it was returned to Amazon and the quest for a tech friendly solution goes on. In the meantime she has found a country radio station which has proven adequate.
Thinking Out Loud
When people think about large sums of money, especially in relation to their own salary and any future expectations of wealth, the phrase “a million pounds” (feel free to substitute that with your own currency of choice) will often be bandied about. Culturally it quickly conveys the concept of a large sum of money and as such, something that would transform your life. Although I am not in any way averse to the idea of winning “a million pounds” on the lottery or by some other means, I’m afraid it is no longer the gateway to wealth that it used to be. In fact a so-called cool million may not even last you a lifetime. UK property prices are grossly over inflated, so you could easily blow 50 to 75% of your money just buying a new house. Perhaps we now need to think in tens of millions instead of just a million with regard to life changing wealth.
Thinking Out Loud is a recurring post in which I present a selection of thoughts and ideas that have crossed my mind recently. As always, some of these could be developed into blog posts of their own but that really isn’t the point. Thinking Out Loud is a vehicle for brief, rhetorical musing rather than log form analysis. I just put a virtual pen to paper and get some of my thoughts written down for your consideration. As always, please feel free to leave a comment.
The Value of Money
When people think about large sums of money, especially in relation to their own salary and any future expectations of wealth, the phrase “a million pounds” (feel free to substitute that with your own currency of choice) will often be bandied about. Culturally it quickly conveys the concept of a large sum of money and as such, something that would transform your life. Although I am not in any way averse to the idea of winning “a million pounds” on the lottery or by some other means, I’m afraid it is no longer the gateway to wealth that it used to be. In fact a so-called cool million may not even last you a lifetime. UK property prices are grossly over inflated, so you could easily blow 50 to 75% of your money just buying a new house. Perhaps we now need to think in tens of millions instead of just a million with regard to life changing wealth.
Projects
The New Year is always a good idea for projects. The weather is often poor and the time of the year is generally quite dull. Hence it’s a useful period to channel all that positive energy (or hubristic bullshit if you prefer) into a new project. I was going to try and write a blog post everyday but that hasn’t quite gone to plan due to “life ™”. So rather than worry about it, I just write as and when I can. The main source of distraction has been a rather ill conceived idea to dust off my YouTube channel. When I first decided to do a podcast back in 2010, I effectively taught myself how to record and edit audio. I became adequately skilled in the process and could turn around a well edited, 60 minute podcast in about 6 to 8 hours. So I recently thought I could do the same again, with regard to editing video.
As my aims are straightforward, IE record some video game footage and then add a narration to it in post production, I decided to go with some basic video editing software. So I decided on Corel VideoStudio 2023 and it does exactly what I need, in an intuitive manner. The only drawback in posting videos to YouTube is the time investment required. It takes a fair amount of time to record, edit and then upload a video to one’s channel. If you then want people to actually see it, then there’s further work to do with regard to promoting it. If this is something I decide to do more often, I can see videos being added on a purely monthly basis. In some respects this project is merely an intellectual exercise, designed to see whether I can do what so many other people do. Personally I prefer podcasts as a medium and still have aspirations to resurrect my former show.
“Work you JAMF”
Learning When Older
According to Google, it becomes harder to learn when older, for the following reasons. “Learning can become harder as you get older primarily because of natural changes in the brain, including decreased neural plasticity, reduced blood flow to certain regions, and a decline in the efficiency of communication between neurons, which can lead to slower processing speeds and difficulty forming new memories, especially for complex information; this is further compounded by potential lifestyle factors like less dedicated learning time and increased distractions as people age”. I’m not going to argue with this explanation but I will add that another factor that makes things difficult is continuous interruptions. Why is it that people find a pressing need to appraise me of all the tedious irrelevancies of their lives when I’m trying to concentrate?
Sorting Your Life Out
When I say “sorting your life out” I don’t mean having a spiritual epiphany or anything philosophical. I just mean doing some rather straightforward administrative tasks that have a deferred benefit. I recently had a new will written which means that as and when I die, Mrs P doesn’t have to endure excessive legal complexities when administering my estate. I also took steps to ensure that I have paid sufficient National Insurance Contributions towards my UK state pension. I am not eligible for this until I’m 67 (in a decade’s time) but there are some major rule changes coming on 5th April this year and I didn’t want to be caught out at a later date. There’s an insidious culture in the UK of “putting off to tomorrow what you can do today” but it’s so difficult to overcome. I guess hitting 57 last December made it clear that I have more time behind me than I do ahead.
TV Quiz Shows
This is actually a picture from the fictional quiz show “Numberwang”
I have watched a couple of daytime UK TV quiz shows recently and was perturbed by the contestants’ low levels of general knowledge. Especially as some had professional jobs. I suspect that the internet is to blame, along with an educational system that is designed so people can pass exams but no more. There is no longer a pressing requirement to retain data anymore, as it can just be “Googled”. People tend not to know anything outside of their career, or see the merit in just knowing stuff. The concept of the “well read” person also seems to be in decline. Which begs the question, who will be tomorrow's renaissance men raconteurs?
Thinking Out Loud
At present the UK is enduring some relatively harsh winter conditions. Usually November to February is continuously filled with rain and drizzle. When it is not enduring either of those things it tends to be overcast and gloomy. However, for a change the nation is currently experiencing snow, ice and heavy frosts. Even as far as the South East of England (IE where I live) the weather is cold, reaching temperatures as low as -3° celsius. Oh and before we get into the usual “You call that cold? It’s -X degrees here” argument, more fool you for living somewhere freezing. You can move, you know. Getting back on point I hate this time of year because it is so dreary. There’s nothing immediately on the horizon to look forward to and the cold weather just makes the matter worse. The UK is never equipped for snow to begin with. The idea of a fortnight somewhere warmer suddenly becomes a lot more appealing.
Here we are again with another selection of thoughts and ideas that have crossed my mind recently. As always, some could be developed into blog posts of their own but that really isn’t the point of this recurring post. This is more of a curated “brain fart”, where I just put a virtual pen to paper and get some of my thoughts written down for your consideration. As always, please feel free to leave a comment.
Winter
At present the UK is enduring some relatively harsh winter conditions. Usually November to February is continuously filled with rain and drizzle. When it is not enduring either of those things it tends to be overcast and gloomy. However, for a change the nation is currently experiencing snow, ice and heavy frosts. Even as far as the South East of England (IE where I live) the weather is cold, reaching temperatures as low as -3° celsius. Oh and before we get into the usual “You call that cold? It’s -X degrees here” argument, more fool you for living somewhere freezing. You can move, you know. Getting back on point I hate this time of year because it is so dreary. There’s nothing immediately on the horizon to look forward to and the cold weather just makes the matter worse. The UK is never equipped for snow to begin with. The idea of a fortnight somewhere warmer suddenly becomes a lot more appealing.
New Year Honours
Each year on January 1st, the New Year Honours are announced as part of the wider British Honours System. This often attracts a great deal of negative and partisan debate because a percentage of those nominated are serving or former politicians and titles and awards are seen as a “reward” or “payoff”. This is especially so when someone is made a Lord and gets a permanent seat in the second chamber of the UK parliament, The House of Lords. The UK tabloid press also dislikes it when celebrities or those connected to the arts receive honours due to diverging political opinions and affiliations.
But the vast majority of New Year Honours are given to members of the public for their service to others. Furthermore they are nominated by their peers and friends. Hence, decent people such as those providing school crossing patrols or running charities such as food banks will receive “gongs” and initials after their names. I do not consider this a bad thing and find it frustrating that a worthy form of public recognition is hijacked by the media who focus on a few political nominations. It’s a shame that people who have dedicated their lives to others don’t receive comparable press exposure.
New Year Resolutions
New Year resolutions are bullshit. You know this. I know this. A sham, a waste of time and a pointless self indulgence. If you want to make a change to your life then research it, plan it and implement it. As Yoda wisely said, “Do or do not. There is no try”. Or as German comedian Henning Wehn said “ Westphalia is not an option”.
You Cannot Always Achieve a Positive Outcome
If you keep abreast of the latest data collated by those with appropriate qualifications, you will notice that Western culture is becoming very risk averse. A lot of positive developments such as a greater focus on mental well being and being open about one’s feelings have also fostered a mindset where people don’t want to make mistakes or be seen to do so. This leads to a culture of either misplaced assuredness and possibly to the Dunning-Kruger effect, or alternatively to a complete inability to make decisions and a withdrawal from anything where definitive action is required.
When I was a young teenager I can remember several teachers at my school from different disciplines impressing upon us that it is not always possible to achieve a positive outcome. They illustrated this with points from history. This axiom also occurs in the literature and wider pop culture of the time and still persists today. Captain Picard stated that “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life”. It is a shame that more people don’t understand this concept and reconcile themselves to it. Because I suspect that global events over the next 4 to 5 years will hammer the point home. Don’t allow yourself to be broken by a misplaced philosophy.
Thinking Out Loud
I appreciate that talking about illness can often make people uncomfortable. It’s not exactly my favourite thing. However, I do not subscribe to the school of thought of avoiding such matters. We all get ill from time to time to varying degrees and we’re all going to die one day. You can’t just wish problems away. My significant other, Mrs P, has a history of heart disease and her overall health has declined this year. To cut a long story short, she is having surgery on 28th November to effectively repurpose a previously bypassed artery. Throughout this month we have been going to outpatient clinics as well as meetings with consultants. We have also been busy putting practical measures in place for her recovery. As you can imagine, it is a worrying time. Hence, I have not written much in recent weeks as her well being is my current focus.
Here we are again with another post consisting of some random thoughts and ideas that I’ve been recently contemplating. Some could be a bog post in themselves but that isn’t really the point of this recurring post. It’s more a case of just throwing some ideas out there. Please note that the first point of discussion is an explanation as to why things have been quiet of late, here at Contains Moderate Peril. As always, please feel free to leave a comment.
Illness
I appreciate that talking about illness can often make people uncomfortable. It’s not exactly my favourite thing. However, I do not subscribe to the school of thought of avoiding such matters. We all get ill from time to time to varying degrees and we’re all going to die one day. You can’t just wish problems away. My significant other, Mrs P, has a history of heart disease and her overall health has declined this year. To cut a long story short, she is having surgery on 28th November to effectively repurpose a previously bypassed artery. Throughout this month we have been going to outpatient clinics as well as meetings with consultants. We have also been busy putting practical measures in place for her recovery. As you can imagine, it is a worrying time. Hence, I have not written much in recent weeks as her well being is my current focus.
Blogging and more
With regard to my current blogging activities, I will post occasionally between now and the end of December but it will be very much on a “as and when” basis. At present, it is my intention to resume a more structured writing schedule in the New Year. I am also considering some additional projects. Let’s see how the year pans out and I’ll review the situation in January.
MMORPGs
I have a cyclical relationship with the MMORPG genre of games. Certain MMOs such as The Lord of the Rings Online get and Star Trek Online get played at regular intervals. They are a gaming mainstay throughout the year. Others such as Guild Wars 2, The Elder Scrolls Online and Star Wars: The Old Republic get played every 18 months, or so. Often an event, expansion or even a YouTube video can prompt a return to a particular game. Recently I received an email from Broadsword, the developers of SWTOR, that they may reuse names from dormant accounts, so I reinstalled the game. As each class has a unique story associated with them, the game has a great deal of replayability. I have yet to play the Sith Inquisitor, Jedi Knight or Jedi Consular class, so I think I’ll resubscribe and play a new character over December.
This nostalgic reverie for MMOs got me thinking about Age of Conan, which I have not played since 2011. Although effectively in maintenance mode by developers Funcom, I was able to log into my old account and reinstalled the game client. My original character was still where I left them but I had to rename them due to 13 years of account inactivity. I spent a few hours trying to figure the control out and actually managed to complete a few basic quests. Although the game has aged somewhat, it runs well and has a great deal of content to play through. I am tempted to create a new character and play through the game’s main storyline. However, it should be noted that this MMOs population is low. I only saw about five other players while on the Crom server, so if I do replay Age of Conan then I shall treat the game as an RPG.
Presents
Christmas is fast approaching, which raises the spectre of presents. Mrs P and I do not buy presents for each other, mainly because we don’t need anything. We don’t see the point in “novelty” gifts or anything that is just arbitrary. Plus I have a birthday that is a week before Christmas which further compounds the complexity of the issue. Hence presents are bought mainly for the grandchildren, our son and daughter-in-law. Let it suffice to say that through no fault of their own, the grandchildren are thoroughly spoilt with respect to presents. I actually witnessed them getting bored with opening Christmas presents, a few years ago. So we have tried to show some moderation this year but it remains to be seen whether any other family members will follow suit.
There is often a complex social dynamic to both giving and receiving gifts. People feel obliged by tradition to give presents and often are confused by comments like “ I don’t need anything, thanks”. Hence, I often find myself the recipient of novelty socks, aftershave and gin. I see these sorts of presents as the lesser of two evils. IE something you don’t need but don’t mind, as opposed to something that just isn’t needed and ends up going to a charity shop or being re-gifted. In a perfect world, it would be nice if someone actually considered what my hobbies and interests are and used those as a guide. A £20 Steam or Audible voucher would be most welcome but alas, is never considered. It was all much easier when I was a child in the seventies. My present aspirations seldom went beyond Lego and if I was lucky enough to get any, it was considered the proverbial “top brick of the chimney”.
Thinking Out Loud
If you want to buy a grapefruit spoon with an inlaid mother of pearl handle or 25Kg of exotic aquarium gravel, then a simple Google search (other search engines are available) will yield a multitude of results. However, the search engine does not fare so well with finding online communities. Many years ago I joined The LAMB (Large Association of Movie Blogs), which at the time claimed to be the world's largest movie blog directory/community. It was a useful website. From what I can see, this site is now partially dormant. New reviews are being posted but the directory service of other movie related websites seems unavailable. Hence I am looking for a comparable online community where I can share my film reviews and read other peoples. Trying to find one is proving quite difficult.
Once again, I have collated a series of random thoughts on “stuff and things”, as the expression goes. All of which is published under the title “Thinking Out Loud”, which is a recurring blog post.
Finding Online Communities
If you want to buy a grapefruit spoon with an inlaid mother of pearl handle or 25Kg of exotic aquarium gravel, then a simple Google search (other search engines are available) will yield a multitude of results. However, the search engine does not fare so well with finding online communities. Many years ago I joined The LAMB (Large Association of Movie Blogs), which at the time claimed to be the world's largest movie blog directory/community. It was a useful website. From what I can see, this site is now partially dormant. New reviews are being posted but the directory service of other movie related websites seems unavailable. Hence I am looking for a comparable online community where I can share my film reviews and read other peoples. Trying to find one is proving quite difficult.
I find that a lot of online communities have migrated to Discord for obvious reasons. Subreddits are also still an important focal point for shared interests. However, Discords by their nature do not lend themselves to creating easily navigable and searchable archives. They are more about informal discussions. Subreddits have their respective gatekeepers who often prefer to keep user debate confined within their own managed environment. Third party links and external sources are not always welcome. Hence I prefer conventional websites that collate and aggregate content. The only problem with this is that it’s becoming increasingly rare due to the associated work and cost. In the meantime, I shall continue searching as I’m sure a suitable community is out there.
Gaming Homework and Fear of Getting Things Wrong
Something that came up while I was struggling to familiarise myself with Dragon’s Dogma 2. A matter that is now a major aspect of gaming culture. Specifically, the requirement to have to research gameplay mechanics, classes and builds prior to actually playing a game. YouTube is the dominant medium for this requirement. I found myself watching various videos with titles such as “10 mistakes you don’t want to make” and “the best classes and vocations” before I even created a character in Dragon’s Dogma 2. Do you remember a time when games had tutorials that explained their own mechanics. You may be old enough to recall when media shipped with a physical manual. Such days have long gone.
However, not only is it expected these days that you have to do research via third parties to be able to work out how to play a game, there is now a considerable “risk” if you don’t. If you just pick a class and gear based purely upon “that looks cool”, then you will damn yourself to the seventh circle of gaming hell and have a chronic case of buyer’s remorse. How the hell did we get to this place? A place where there isn’t scope to just have fun partially on your own terms. If certain builds and combinations of in-game gear lead to poor experience, why put them in the game? Everything seems so formalised these days with regard to gaming. Hence we get prevailing metas and if you choose to ignore them you’re effectively gimping yourself. This “process driven” ideology seems to be bleeding through into everything nowadays. It ruined TED Talks and is ruining YouTube. Where will it end?
Continuously Outraged Fans are Wearisome
The second season of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power begins on 29th August on Prime Video. Captain America: Brave New World is released theatrically on 14th February 2025. What do these both have in common? The criticism and anger of outraged fans. Yes the vocal minority are at it again, shouting at clouds because a film or TV show has dared to do something that they don’t care for. Be it a question of representation or a matter of “creative adaptation”. It is an especially tedious foible of fandom and is often not just about likes and dislikes, but driven by other cultural and political movements. The matter came up recently in the documentary A Disturbance in the Force about the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. Writer, actor and director Kevin Smith had wise words to say on this matter. “When you have a bunch of people that love something and take it into their hearts, they claim it. And when these things don't behave the way we want them to, well, it seems like we've become a culture that doesn't know how to handle that”.
Thinking Out Loud
Simply put, I got fed up with my ongoing diet last week, so I came off the wagon. There were a few glasses of wine too many and a couple of meals that were larger than the new prescribed portion size. As a result, my weight has remained the same as last week’s. On mature reflection, I am glad it didn’t gain weight as that would be very counterproductive. Weight loss and trying to change your diet are difficult tasks and somewhat joyless. Mainly because you are denying yourself pleasure. However, I don’t like what I see when I look in the mirror, so if I wish to regain my former status as a minor deity and sexual Tyrannosaurus (in my mind), then I need to get back on track.
This is yet another post where I write a series of random thoughts, gathered under the title “Thinking Out Loud”. The fourth, if we’re counting, which we’re not. I tend to do this on Mondays but that’s not legally binding.
The Diet (Again)
Simply put, I got fed up with my ongoing diet last week, so I came off the wagon. There were a few glasses of wine too many and a couple of meals that were larger than the new prescribed portion size. As a result, my weight has remained the same as last week’s. On mature reflection, I am glad it didn’t gain weight as that would be very counterproductive. Weight loss and trying to change your diet are difficult tasks and somewhat joyless. Mainly because you are denying yourself pleasure. However, I don’t like what I see when I look in the mirror, so if I wish to regain my former status as a minor deity and sexual Tyrannosaurus (in my mind), then I need to get back on track.
Digital Terrestrial Television
I seldom watch live television these days, although it is something I did all the time as a child. However, there was no other option at the time until the advent of the VCR. Nowadays I use on demand, streaming services most of the time. Especially those paid services without any advertising and on screen graphics. However, because I am a “belt and braces” sort of person, I recently bought a USB digital terrestrial TV tuner for my PC, in case the internet ever goes down. We still have a roof antenna (although it is in the loft) and there’s an outlet in the spare room that I use as an office. Hence, it was no effort to run a cable from the socket, to the USB device and then to my PC.
I don’t know how bad digital terrestrial TV is in your country but it is pretty poor here in the UK. I’m not talking about the prestige channels such as BBC or Channel 4. I mean the cheap, filler stations that fill the extremities of the TV guide. Most of these channels are in standard definition, with poor digital compression and colour grading. There are far too many adverts, so you sometimes only get 9 minutes of actual content before the next commercial break. As for the actual programs, they tend to be low grade reality shows such as “cooking with ghosts”, or cheap cosy crime dramas about a barista who solves murders by night. If these channels broadcast old classic shows, they’re often edited for content so they can be shown at any time of day. Such is the reality of so-called “free” content. If you’re not paying, this is what you get.
Cleaning the Wheelie Bins
Upon adulthood, regardless of whether you cohabitate or live alone, you quickly discover that there are chores that need to be done. Clothes don’t miraculously wash themselves. You have to go grocery shopping to some degree. If you don’t clean your home, it will become verminous. Hence, we usually get into a routine of dealing with these tasks. How effective this is comes down to you as a person. However, not all chores are immediately apparent or even expected. We have 4 wheelie bins provided by the local council, to handle our rubbish and recycling requirements. Due to the hot weather we’ve had of late, these have all needed cleaning because they contained more maggots than a Lucio Fulci movie. Needless to say this chore fell to me.
Armed with a garden hose, an old mop and a couple litres of disinfectant, I set about keeping this sinister plague at bay. It certainly wasn’t a glamorous job. Nor was it something I ever envisaged doing when younger. Along with unblocking toilets, cleaning up fox shit, removing all spiders from the house, clearing leaves from the guttering and expressing the cat’s anal glands when they’re blocked. No wonder kids don’t want to grow up these days. Due to the internet, they know that adulthood isn’t half as good as it’s cracked up to be.
The Ubiquity of AI
I built a new PC in January which meant a fresh install of Windows 10. My policy regarding this operating system is comparable to one I have regarding my own body. Namely, I don’t install anything that isn’t necessary (I’m not sure if that analogy quite works). Hence I tend to check the various updates that Microsoft regularly shunts out, to ensure that I’m only installing essential patches, rather than superfluous new features. Sadly, this is not a process you can 100% control. Which explains how I found Microsoft Copilot installed on my PC, after an alleged minor update,
Now I am not at present pathologically against AI. Artificial intelligence is a tool and like any tool, it is the manner in which it is used which foremost dictates how it is perceived. Currently, AI seems to be running rampant like a schoolyard craze among kids. The world and his wife is trying to crowbar such services into their business model. All too often the results are not good and are subsequently withdrawn. Take courier company DPD for example and its customer service chatbot. AI is also saturating other markets. Take the freelance marketplace Fiverr. A lot of the design work on offer is now AI generated and frankly shit. YouTube is awash with AI generated content which is generic, simplistic and utterly bland. As for AI voiceovers, they are excruciatingly stilted.
I make it my business now to opt out of any potential AI scraping of material that I produce. Today, I went into my Twitter/X settings to ensure that the Grok AI couldn’t parse my tweets for training purposes. I have done the same with my Squarespace website. Again, I want to keep a level head about AI but suspect that senior management in a lot of major businesses see it as a means of bypassing services that previously they’d have to pay for. It’s not so much AI per se that’s the problem but AI in the hands of unreconstructed capitalism.
Thinking Out Loud
With Blaugust: Festival of Blogging fast approaching, I have decided to close several side projects I started last November (which rapidly ran out of momentum) and focus all my writing endeavours back on Contains Moderate Peril. I have taken a 9 month break which has served its purpose. I have decided to make some minor changes to the base template I am currently using for the blog, as it has remained essentially unchanged since summer 2015. I did toy with the idea of involving a third party developer to improve the site but employing such a company with specific Squarespace experience meant spending between £2000 and £3000, which is far more than my initial budget.
This post is another collection of random thoughts, thrown together in no particular order. All of which is gathered under the functional title “Thinking Out Loud”, which is a recurring blog post that tends to be published on Mondays.
Tweaking Your Blog
With Blaugust: Festival of Blogging fast approaching, I have decided to close several side projects I started last November (which rapidly ran out of momentum) and focus all my writing endeavours back on Contains Moderate Peril. I have taken a 9 month break which has served its purpose. I have decided to make some minor changes to the base template I am currently using for the blog, as it has remained essentially unchanged since summer 2015. I did toy with the idea of involving a third party developer to improve the site but employing such a company with specific Squarespace experience meant spending between £2000 and £3000, which is far more than my initial budget.
I appreciate that such rates are the market standard at present but I simply don’t want to spend such sums of money on a hobby that in principle should not have excessive operating costs. If I was pursuing a business related blog, then it would be a different matter. My advice to new bloggers is to avail themselves of free services or 30 day trials of established products, before committing to any major costs. It is best to determine whether blogging is for you before spending a dime. If you decide that you wish to maintain an online presence and develop your own brand, then the costs have the potential to increase exponentially, the more you do. I wrote a post about the cost of keeping a blog back in 2019. Naturally the prices referenced have gone up but the basic ideas remain the same.
Total Hours Played
Setting aside the MMO genre which is predicated upon its continuous playability based upon the release of regular new content, I usually don’t keep track of the total amount of time I have invested into a video game. I will have a broad approximate notion but if I need specifics, I will go and check the numbers on Steam or whatever platform is pertinent. It can be quite surprising sometimes and often my assumptions are wrong. For example, it felt like I had spent a lot of time playing Starfield upon its release last Autumn. In total it was 136 hours, which may sound a lot but is far short of other RPGs, such as Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (186 hours) or The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (286 hours). Perhaps that was due to the rather ponderous nature of Starfield, which despite its superficial modernity, ultimately was structured and played like a much older RPG.
I recently returned to Sniper Elite 5 which I have been playing on and off over the last two years plus. Having played through the main campaign, DLC, co-op and multiplayer modes, what brought me back was a renewed interest among the wider gaming community in the so-called “invasion” mode. This interesting variation of PVP, allows another player to enter your ongoing campaign and try to hunt you down while you are battling the various NPC in the game’s story missions. It is purely optional but certainly adds a fascinating and absorbing spin on the proceedings. As the invading Sniper Jäger you have the advantage of being on the same side as the enemy NPC and can tag them. If they subsequently encounter the enemy, their change in status on the mini-map alerts you. However, playing the campaign and having your game invaded can be immense fun as well. There is scope to clear areas of the map and set traps or an ambush for invaders. I find this especially satisfying. It certainly has given the game a new lease of life which is why I discovered last week that I had played 317 hours in total. Seldom does a modern game provide such value.
Alexa Doesn’t Swear
I’ve had some form of Amazon Echo smart speaker since 2016. I have always found these devices useful for timers, general questions such as weather, traffic and train times and for reminders. Its main use in our house is playing music. I probably don’t use a third of its total functionality but I still consider it an asset. However, despite 8 years of ownership, I only recently discovered one of Alexa’s curious foibles. She seems incapable of swearing. Upon reflection, I see the merit in this design choice. Especially if you have young children using the device. I certainly don’t see it as an infringement of free speech. I found out about Alexa’s puritanical streak when I requested specific songs to be played. Usually I request various playlists that I’ve curated but on this occasion I asked for a few songs by name. To my surprise and amusement, the profanities in their titles were “bleeped out” when Alexa confirmed the selection. The songs in question were “Too Drunk to Fuck” by Dead Kennedys and “Pussy” by Rammstein.
Diet Update
When I stood on the scales this morning, I appear to have lost another 2.2 lbs, which is steady progress. At present I weigh 196.4 lbs. I had to cut down a great deal last Wednesday to compensate for the fact that I was going for a meal at a French brasserie on Thursday and I felt obliged to try and ensure that my metaphorical food intake ledger was balanced accordingly. Mrs P and I have decided to not eschew wine completely so it has been incorporated into our weekend “indulgences”. Whether this has a detrimental effect on the overall program, I will find out next Monday.
Thinking Out Loud
First of all let’s begin with an activity that I have a love hate relationship with. Namely, tinkering with your PC. I’ve been looking at the specs of my computer and it would appear that its performance Achilles heel is the graphic card. In a perfect world, I would just buy the latest top of the range model and be done with it. However, I am not sufficiently wealthy to do such things. Hence, I have to set a budget and then search for what is considered the best option within it. This is a tedious, contradictory and wearisome task. It involves trawling through reviews written by people who often do not understand the concept of a budget and figurative lines in the sand. They are infuriating, but that’s people for you.
This post is a collection of random thoughts, expressed as a stream of consciousness. Put less pretentiously, a few words about the various things that are occurring in my life. Alternatively, they may also be ephemeral talking points from the never-ending news cycle, or even those obscure thoughts you experience while laying awake in your bed. Either way, they are not the sort of material that requires a full blog post. A paragraph or two is sufficient to express a thought or make a point. All of which is collectively gathered under the title “Thinking Out Loud”, which will no doubt become a recurring blog post.
Tinkering With Your PC
First of all let’s begin with an activity that I have a love hate relationship with. Namely, tinkering with your PC. I’ve been looking at the specs of my computer and it would appear that its performance Achilles heel is the graphic card. In a perfect world, I would just buy the latest top of the range model and be done with it. However, I am not sufficiently wealthy to do such things. Hence, I have to set a budget and then search for what is considered the best option within it. This is a tedious, contradictory and wearisome task. It involves trawling through reviews written by people who often do not understand the concept of a budget and figurative lines in the sand. They are infuriating, but that’s people for you.
To cut a long story short, I have ordered the following AMD graphics card. Powercolor AMD Radeon RX 6650 XT Fighter 8GB GDDR6. The reviews are acceptable, my current PC is based around an AMD Ryzen 7 5700X 8-Core Processor so there should be some synergy there, and I got offered a very good price. If this is not to the liking of the selfappointed “Graphics Card Police”, then they can fuck off into the sea. It’s the best I can do for £204 plus postage. Hopefully it will arrive on Tuesday and then I can have the usual fun and games trying to fit it. I can also “defluff” the interior of my PC case. The fun is endless.
Games Should be Fun
I stopped playing Call of Duty in June because it was becoming too much of a treadmill. Playing both Warzone and Multiplayer essentially boiled down to the following. Buy the 2 month Season Pass, grind out the weapons and aftermarket parts, adapt your existing weapons builds to the latest meta, endure the endless succession of unbalanced multiplayer games and swarms of cheaters. Rinse and repeat while being bombarded with endless new novelty skins and weapon blueprints. It all became a dull chore, lacking in fun. So I’ve moved on.
It seems that the notion that a game should at some fundamental level be fun, is no longer a primary consideration. In fact it seems pretty low on the list of requirements, at least with mainstream, triple A titles. Obviously there are still entertaining and enjoyable titles out there but I feel that you just have to look a lot harder to find them, these days. Too many games feel generic, soulless and obvious products rather than interactive mediums for entertainment and enjoyment.
I recently bought a few new games, because why would I want to play any that I had in my library for years? Insane isn’t it? I bought The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe version which is most amusing and incredibly intelligent in its satire of so many video game tropes and idiosyncrasies. It lends itself to binge gameplay until you’ve achieved several of the alternate endings. I also bought the submarine game Cold Waters mainly because I recently watched the 1958 classic movies, Run Silent, Run Deep with Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster. It’s not a full blown submarine simulator but still offers complex gameplay. I also purchased Dragon’s Dogma 2, as I had a hankering for an RPG. Sadly, I’m struggling to find the fun in this game as it is proving confusing both narratively and with its gameplay. I’m also struggling with the keyboard and mouse controls for the PC. I suspect this title plays better on consoles.
Diet (Who Ate All the Pies?)
My diet is far from healthy and has contributed to my gaining a lot of weight. I drink too often as well, which makes matters worse. I have managed to lose weight in the past but this year I have not been so successful mainly because my heart hasn’t been in it. But it is for the sake of my heart that I need to resolve this matter. So Mrs P and I are both embarking on a diet, based on three meals a day, reduced portion sizes and the elimination of a few specific items, including alcohol. I’m not looking forward to it as I derive a great deal of pleasure from eating and drinking. I shall try and gamify the process and work towards goals and rewards. I shall also post details each Monday as to whether I’ve been successful. As of today, my starting weight is 201 lbs. I am looking to shed 28 lbs (2 stone). It’s on, like Donkey Kong, as they say.