Ten Pointless Facts about Me
This post is inspired by Axxuy, who recently replied to an open post by Forking Mad. It’s a simple set of questions and a convenient writing prompt for those occasional slow days. Now some folk can get quite “sniffy” about these sorts of posts. Perhaps they think they’re too insubstantial or too easy or something. Irrespective of whether such assertions are true or not, I would like to point out that one of the most popular posts on Contains Moderate Peril is a similar sort of internet questionnaire, titled “Would You Rather - The Gaming Edition”. Originally posted in late August 2021, it has been read over 18,000 times. Now I’m not advocating shameless “ambulances chasing” and “jumping on bandwagons” but I am reminded of the old adage, “if the shit fits, wear it”. Hence, you’ll find no prejudice against internet questionnaires on this blog. Here are ten pointless facts about me.
Q: Do you floss your teeth?
A: I use a very specific brand and size of disposable interdental brushes. This is due to my teeth being quite close together and having gum related problems in the past. It is exceedingly important to look after your teeth.
Q: Tea, coffee, or water?
A: Despite being a Brit, I am not a big tea drinker. If it is socially expedient to accept a cup when offered one I will do so. Especially if it is accompanied with biscuits. I drink black coffee in the morning but am not part of the “cult of coffee”. I have a bottle of water on the go, whenever I am sitting at my desk. I also drink Pepsi Max regularly.
Q: Footwear preference?
A: As I am now retired, I only wear formal footwear occasionally. I therefore have several pairs of Oxford shoes for weddings, holidays and court appearances. Most of the time I wear desert boots, my hiking boots and Sketchers slip-ins, depending on time of year and where I am going.
Q: Favourite dessert?
A: Why have one favourite? I like Tiramisu, Profiteroles, Cheesecake, any desserts based upon alcohol and loads more. However, sometimes when in a restaurant, rather than have a dessert after my meal, I’ll opt for a selection of cheeses.
Q: The first thing you do when you wake up?
A: Visit the bathroom and empty my bladder. I am 57. I tend to get up immediately once I’m awake and get showered and dressed. Once I’ve done this I ready for whatever the day has to throw at me.
Q: Age you'd like to stick to?
A: I have enjoyed most of the age groups I’ve passed through. I think I had the most fun in my twenties and thirties. However, I think I felt most content and at peace with myself and life during my forties. My fifties so far have been more sedate and my body hurts from time to time. But the good thing about my current age is that I don’t have to put up with anyones bullshit anymore and I am happy to point this fact out to offenders.
Q: How many hats do you own?
A: One. A knitted beanie hat in green, featuring the logo of The Cool Dudes Walking Club.
Q: Describe the last photo you took
A: A picture of a bottle of wine that we enjoyed while out for a meal. I often use the camera on my phone as a means of remembering things. Products I want to buy again, things that I’m curious about etc. I also photo the electricity meter whenever I’m submitting a reading to our utilities supplier, in case they try something shady.
Q: Worst TV show
A: I am not a fan of reality TV as a genre. We give far too much air time to fools and people that reflect the least credit on us as a species. We no longer venerate knowledge, honesty and integrity. Galactica 1980 was also quite shit.
Q: As a child, what was your aspiration for adulthood?
A: To be an adult, or at least to have access to the things I thought or imagined that adults did. My parents always encouraged me to read and didn’t mind what books I chose. Hence I soon abandoned children’s literature and started to read mainstream fiction. It seemed that adulthood had a lot to offer and I grew impatient with the trappings of a child’s life. When I finally reached adulthood I discovered its realities. I now reflect upon the old adage that “youth is wasted on the young”.
