Uninstalling Software

One of things I dislike with a passion about modern software is that you cannot cleanly uninstall it from your PC. Removing an unwanted or problematic program just leaves metaphorical muddy footprints throughout your PC. It makes my SSD feel like a crime scene with virtual brain matter spattered across the soft furnishings. Sadly, this is the price you pay for having a modern operating system with a registry, shared dependencies and a liking for temporary files and caches. It all makes me feel very nostalgic for the halcyon days of DOS, with self-contained programs sitting in a solitary folders. Often libraries and drivers lived in specific system paths or the same folder, avoiding conflicts. You could just delete stuff and it sodded off. You didn’t need two priests and holy water. Happy days.

And so we seamlessly segue into the fun subject “uninstallers” and the fact that trying to find a good one is an uphill struggle. No matter how comprehensive these claim to be they still leave traces that have to be manually cleared. 10Bit Uninstaller is pretty good, as is Bulk Crap Uninstaller (subtle name). Yet uninstalling Office 365 or some other sprawling corporate blight is simply a bridge too far. You need to download bespoke tools and maintain a written crib sheet of file locations to comprehensively uninstall such things. Even then I’m never quite sure if its really gone and weeks later you’ll find a rogue icon in control panel. Even the legendary Revo Uninstaller has its limitations. Plus I don’t like its subscription model.

I noticed today that there was a hitherto unnoticed and potentially rogue .tmp file, sitting at the bottom of my root directory. Being suspicious of anything like this I investigated further. It appeared to be linked to the GameInput service. It also refused to be deleted by conventional means. Eventually I booted into Steam OS and deleted it (“the power of Christ compels you etc.) only to find when I logged back into Windows it got recreated. After trawling the internet for answers, it has been “surmised” by folk on Reddit (who share this problem) that the file is a temporary artefact apparently being created in the wrong location rather than the normal temp directory. Sounds like the sort of shit Microsoft pull. No doubt it will vanish quietly in a future patch.

I guess the rule of thumb to follow is “if your not sure, don’t install it”. Such a policy will keep your PC orderly and uncluttered by orphan files and virtual detritus. However, that really doesn’t help you if you need to regularly use obscure software as part of your work or just like to try stuff. I used to love trawling through the cover disc of a PC magazine and trying anything that sounded “useful”. I also suspect that some software is intentionally designed to be difficult to remove and the developers happily maintains such a reputation, so that users tend to leave it be. Companies that have paid Microsoft to bundle their software with Windows 11, also have a vested interest in making the removal of their content difficult. The bottom line is, this is just the way it is nowadays for multiple reasons and the convenience of the customer simply isn’t on that list any more.

Roger Edwards
Writer & editor of Contains Moderate Peril. A website about gaming, genre movies & cult TV. Co-host of the Burton & Scrooge podcast.
http://containsmoderateperil.com
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