The Celebrity Traitors

Whenever certain TV shows gain popularity and become internet talking points, it simultaneously piques my interest while also invoking my scepticism. Popularity is not always indicative of quality. I can think of numerous UK TV shows that attract big audiences that do not appeal to me whatsoever. However, sometimes it can be enjoyable to watch something that is in the public eye and to participate in the “buzz” associated with that show. I watch Strictly Come Dancing each year for this reason and because watching people learn a skill is entertaining. However, this post is about another show. Namely The Celebrity Traitors which has just begun its second season on the BBC.

The Traitors is a British reality television series broadcast on BBC One, based on the Dutch series De Verraders. The show features a group of contestants participating in a social deduction game, set in the Ardross Castle Estate in Scotland. During the course of the game, several contestants are secretly appointed "Traitors" and must work together to eliminate the other contestants to win a grand prize. The remaining contestants, the "Faithful", are tasked with discovering and banishing the Traitors by a round table vote. Since 2022, there have been for seasons of the show, featuring members of the public and a “celebrity” version. Viewer audiences can reach up to 15 million, making it one of the most popular shows on UK TV.

I’ve not watched any of the previous seasons but have I decided to give The Celebrity Traitors a go, mainly because I was somewhat fed up with the amount of column inches the show gets in the press, when it is on. It also tends to monopolises my social media timeline, so I decided to see exactly what the fuss was all about. The show is also something that Mrs P and I can watch together. I also find the actor Richard E. Grant very entertaining so as he is a contestant this year, that pretty much clinched the deal. Last night, we caught up with the first two episodes and I must admit I was entertained and had plenty to say about the show. However, not necessarily for the same reasons as everyone else.

Before I begin, here are all the celebrities taking part in the current show. Some of the names I know, others mean nothing to me (or Midge Ure). Bella Ramsey (Actor), Hannah Fry (Broadcaster & mathematician), James Acaster (Comedian), James Blunt (Singer-songwriter), Jerry Hall (Model & Actor), Joanne McNally (Comedian), Joe Lycett (Comedian), Julie Hesmondhalgh (Actor), Leigh-Anne Pinnock (Singer-songwriter), Maya Jama (Broadcaster), Michael Sheen (Actor), Miranda Hart (Actress & comedian), Myha'la (Actor), Richard E. Grant (Actor), Rob Beckett (Comedian), Romesh Ranganathan (Comedian), Ross Kemp (Actor), Sebastian Croft (Singer & actor), Amol Rajan (Journalist & broadcaster), King Kenny (Content Creator) and Sharon Rooney (Actor).

The premise for this show is essentially a cross between a Victorian era parlour game and the video game Among Us. Once the respective roles of “traitors” and “faithful” have been assigned it is a question of observing contestants behaviour and interactions with others and then determine through deductive reasoning, which faction they belong to. Logically at the start of the game when there are 21 contestants, there is very little information or discernable facts to go on. Hence it doesn’t take long to most people to lapse into baseless speculation, erroneous assumptions and paranoia. Was a friendly pat on the back a death mark, a signal between two people or simply a friendly pat on the back. Therein lies the appeal of the show. You get to watch celebrities think that their Hercule Poirot and make poor choices based on their own personal biases.

One example of this was Mathematician Hannah Fry noticing that Actress and Singer Leigh-Anne Pinnock was applying make-up at the end of the evening when contestants were about to return to their respective apartments. “Why would she do that” Dr Fry surmised. “Unless she had an assignation with the other traitors” was the deduction. It was wrong of course and the person in question was simply an individual who constantly adjusts their make-up out of habit. The person who observed this obviously has a less rigorous make-up regime. But it was fascinating to see how humans in the absence of data, will happily seek to find some, regardless of whether it is there or not. Similarly, actor Ross Kemp became increasingly paranoid about someone rubbing his arm and on another occasion, placing of a hat upon his head during one of the games challenges. Had he been marked, or would those who saw these thing happen consider it as a cover signal?

However, the highlight of the first two episodes was the wonderfully unpredictable, Richard E. Grant. He desperately wanted to be a “traitor” at the beginning of the show, as it is by far the better role for an actor. He was subsequently picked. Immediately afterwards, when the contestants had gathered for the first time after being assigned role, when he was asked casually whether he was a “traitor” by Joe Lycett, he emphatically said yes. Had he made a schoolboy error and given the game away, or was this some sort of cunning triple bluff like the plot of Alistair MacLeans Where Eagles Dare? His statement did initially arise a lot of suspicion, as you would expect, yet it did subsequently polarise opinion in the wider group. Some discounted it as a joke, others a ploy, while a few were simply discombobulated by the remark. It was a bold tactic. However, he may still be voted off as a result of his strategy.

In the absence of any correctly observed and verifiable information, the logical position at the first round table (where the contestants try and vote someone off who they suspect is a traitor), is to simply state “there is insufficient data”. You’d probably get a better result by tossing a coin or crunching the numbers, than pursuing bogus lines of investigation. At present, there are 6 comedians and 10 actors out of the group of 21 contestants. Hence it statistically more likely that the “traitors” will be found within those groups. However, taking such an analytical approach to the problem doesn’t make for dramatic entertainment. Furthermore, very few people are capable of thinking in purely logical terms, even the academics. Human frailty wins every time. Hence we had a debate based on spurious facts and poorly conceived theories.

So after a crash course, I can see the overall appeal of The Celebrity Traitors. It is in the drama arising from contestants speculation, from the curious alliances that seem to form and the banter from the comedians and some of the more charismatic contestants. I was certainly entertained. Also, another selling point is the lively debate that happens online after each episode. It is fun to be part of a “cultural event”. Can we learn anything from the show? Yes. If the UK ever becomes a police state, this is how your friends, family and peers would turn on you and send you to the Gulag, or worse. All based on speculation and paranoia. Can the show be improved in any way? Yes but not legally. I personally would like to see the use of scopolamine and beating confessions out of people with a telephone directory but I suspect that may deter contestants from signing up. It is also why I don’t work in television. In meantime let’s see what happens in next week’s show.

Roger Edwards
Writer & editor of Contains Moderate Peril. A website about gaming, genre movies & cult TV. Co-host of the Burton & Scrooge podcast.
http://containsmoderateperil.com
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