Diary of a Podcaster Part 19
I regularly receive random emails addressed to such august bodies as “the Contains Moderate Peril team”. They always raise a wry smile. Like there’s a team. That implies an organisation, structure and even a budget. As opposed to just me, screaming into the void and pouring money into a financial black hole. I don’t resent such emails. People are just trying to earn a crust, I guess. The only thing about them that frustrates me, is they never address me by name. A cursory glance at the “about” page of the website would provide them with my personal details. So I just delete them and think no more about them. Today I received one that did more than make me smile. In fact I laughed out loud and heartily. The email started with “Dear Burton”. Someone had found a few old episodes of the Burton and Scrooge podcast and had assumed this was indeed my real identity.
I regularly receive random emails addressed to such august bodies as “the Contains Moderate Peril team”. They always raise a wry smile. Like there’s a team. That implies an organisation, structure and even a budget. As opposed to just me, screaming into the void and pouring money into a financial black hole. I don’t resent such emails. People are just trying to earn a crust, I guess. The only thing about them that frustrates me, is they never address me by name. A cursory glance at the “about” page of the website would provide them with my personal details. So I just delete them and think no more about them. Today I received one that did more than make me smile. In fact I laughed out loud and heartily. The email started with “Dear Burton”. Someone had found a few old episodes of the Burton and Scrooge podcast and had assumed this was indeed my real identity.
The email itself was about outsourcing podcast post production. I broke protocol and actually replied to this one, as they had unknowingly amused me. I politely declined their services, pointing out that the Burton and Scrooge podcast had ceased production over 8 years ago. But it certainly got me thinking about how the nature of podcast production has changed over the years. When I started producing podcasts in 2010, it was very much a case of flying by the seat of your pants. I had a cheap, desktop microphone which sounded terrible. Everyone recorded their own audio which was then sent to me and I tried to cobble it together using Audacity. It was very rough around the edges but it was that lack of formality and quality which made it exciting and different. Now even a small podcast can outsource its post production, if it sees fit. The cost is that low.
That “wild west” period of small, amateur podcasts seems pretty much over. Everything is slick once again. Podcasts for a while supplanted traditional media but the corporations and professional companies simply moved into the podcast market and slowly formalised everything once again. Like the media version of the Borg. It’s a shame but unsurprising. Capitalism hates anything that it can’t control and monetise. But enough of this melancholic, introspection. It was nice to have been reminded of the Burton and Scrooge podcast. It was a fun time and both I and my co-host Brian really enjoyed having a weekly show where we could literally talk about anything. That is a rare opportunity these days, where everything is quantified and optimised to appeal to a predetermined market. As for being addressed as Burton, it just makes me want to podcast again.
Burton & Scrooge Podcast #31
After a short hiatus, Messrs Burton and Scrooge make a welcome return to the world of podcasting with their lavishly tooled and finely crafted show. No expense has been spared upon the production as once again this esteemed broadcasting duo, bring you another erudite and august debate. As ever they focus on the relevant issues and ensure that their scholarly discussions are free from unnecessary phatic language and tabloid hyperbole. The podcast also sports a new introductory voiceover and complimentary epilogue at the close of the show. Liam Neeson has graciously endorsed Burton and Scrooge yet again.
After a short hiatus, Messrs Burton and Scrooge make a welcome return to the world of podcasting with their lavishly tooled and finely crafted show. No expense has been spared upon the production as once again this esteemed broadcasting duo, bring you another erudite and august debate. As ever they focus on the relevant issues and ensure that their scholarly discussions are free from unnecessary phatic language and tabloid hyperbole. The podcast also sports a new introductory voiceover and complimentary epilogue at the close of the show. Liam Neeson has graciously endorsed Burton and Scrooge yet again.
In this latest instalment, our hosts turn their attention to the popular MMORPG, Lord of the Rings Online and ponder the games ongoing renaissance, since the it changed developers and publishers. They also ponder the recent brouhaha, caused by popular You Tuber PewDiePie. Is he a misunderstood artist of just another jumped up blackguard? Finally, to close the show, Messrs Burton and Scrooge ponder the merits of season four of the television drama Sherlock. Was it a worthy entry in to the pantheon or “a load of old bollocks”, to coin a phrase?
So why not settle down in your favourite fireside chair, ask your batman to pour you a glass of Amontillado and treat yourself to seventy-five minutes of auditory delight. Remember your podcasting enjoyment is assured as Messrs Burton and Scrooge have a reputation for being purveyors of the finest quality podcasts throughout the civilised world. If you don’t enjoy the experience, then you’re obviously listening incorrectly and need to raise your own personal game. You may benefit from listening to previous episodes as a means of educating yourself.
Burton and scrooge. Condescending to their listeners since 2010.
The Burton & Scrooge Podcast December Schedule
As the holiday season approaches many institutions adjust their schedules and take a break from their usual routines. Far be it for the Burton & Scrooge Podcast to fly in the face of tradition, so we will be releasing two more episodes this year and then taking a short break in early January 2016. The release dates for the finally shows of 2015 are as follows:
Burton & Scrooge #25 13th December.
The Burton & Scrooge Review of 2015 30th December.
As the holiday season approaches many institutions adjust their schedules and take a break from their usual routines. Far be it for the Burton & Scrooge Podcast to fly in the face of tradition, so we will be releasing two more episodes this year and then taking a short break in early January 2016. The release dates for the finally shows of 2015 are as follows:
Burton & Scrooge #25 13th December.
The Burton & Scrooge Review of 2015 30th December.
Brian and I have very much enjoyed the new laid back style of the Burton & Scrooge Podcast and are pleasantly surprised to find that we’ve reached twenty five episodes already. The broad remit and accommodating format of the show are the main reasons behind this and we hope to continue to widen the scope of our discussions in 2016. Hopefully it will keep listeners engaged and the Brian and I motivated.
Thanks to everyone for listening to our intermittent ramblings and your continued support of our audio endeavours. There’s not a lot of point of doing a podcast if no one is listening, which is why feedback and comments are always gratefully received. So it just remains for me to say that we’ll be back in 2016. Until then don’t forget to pet your Chihuahua, now sod off.