Projects and Problem Cascades
As the New Year is still young, I have embarked upon several new projects that I’ve been planning since Autumn last year. These undertakings have gone beyond the planning stage and are currently being implemented. The fun thing about the phrase “implemented” in this context is that it implies that it is by far the easiest and most straightforward part of the process. The initial brainstorming of ideas has been completed. A cogent and detailed plan has been written. The costing of materials and time required have been determined. These are the hard parts. All that remains is to “just do it”. It should be a piece of piss (a British phrase indicating that something is easy). It virtually “implements” itself. However, that is a load of bollocks. Because there is always scope for something to go wrong. It may well start as something minor and innocuous but it all too often ends in a “problem cascade”.
As the New Year is still young, I have embarked upon several new projects that I’ve been planning since Autumn last year. These undertakings have gone beyond the planning stage and are currently being implemented. The fun thing about the phrase “implemented” in this context is that it implies that it is by far the easiest and most straightforward part of the process. The initial brainstorming of ideas has been completed. A cogent and detailed plan has been written. The costing of materials and time required have been determined. These are the hard parts. All that remains is to “just do it”. It should be a piece of piss (a British phrase indicating that something is easy). It virtually “implements” itself. However, that is a load of bollocks. Because there is always scope for something to go wrong. It may well start as something minor and innocuous but it all too often ends in a “problem cascade”.
In early 2025 I experimented with recording video game footage, editing it and uploading it to YouTube. Initially I thought it would be a straightforward process. All I needed was some video capture and editing software along with the time to learn the basics of the process. I did eventually upload two videos to YouTube but I wasn’t entirely happy with them. The main problem was that at every stage of the production process there were factors that impacted upon the results. For example, OBS requires a great deal of fine tuning and a lot of that is dependent upon your PC and its respective hardware. Hence you have to make changes, record some video content and then appraise it to see if it is adequate. If not, it’s a case of rinse and repeat. Hence there is great deal of time spent fine tuning your set up and effectively just experimenting. It isn’t the most efficient of processes.
Last year I bought Corel VideoStudio 2023 for video editing. It proved adequate but took a while to figure out. As I haven’t used it for 10 months I am currently struggling to recall what I have previously learned. During that time I have also changed monitors, which means that several videos I created for branding, are now in different resolution to any new video content that I may record. This can be addressed when editing future videos but it has added another layer of complexity to the process. As a result I have also purchased Movavi Video Suite 2026 to see if this software is a little more intuitive or will automatically address problems like this one, without manual intervention. However, the software kept on freezing upon launch and it took two hours of troubleshooting before I determined that it was due to a conflict with my Action! screen capture software, that launches on Windows start up.
I also dusted off my Yeti X microphone this week and made some test audio recordings via Audacity, to see what the sound quality was like. Again it required a lot of fine tuning as I had to set the microphone to an appropriate “pickup pattern”. Cardioid is the best for recording a single voice and is recommended for solo podcasts. Next I needed to find an optimal distance between myself and the microphone, so it recorded my voice at an acceptable level. The microphone also had to be positioned so I could access my keyboard and monitors while using it. The final results were good but I did waste some time troubleshooting a humming noise that was present on the recordings, before I realised it was the sound of the washer/dryer in the kitchen being picked up. Once again, an unforeseen factor can derail your progress and send you down a proverbial Rabbit hole.
Mind you, it hasn’t all been a continuous struggle. I installed a piece of software recently called Custom Resolution Utility that allows you to create custom screen resolutions for your monitor and add them to the drop down list in Windows. It worked immediately without any fine tuning. I often find that utilities written by the public and shared on GitHub are far better supported, have better instructions and have superior quality control than a lot of commercial software. As for projects, I guess it is in their nature that there will always be problems and areas where you simply have to experiment to get optimal results. But I do find it frustrating that so much software these days feels only 80% completed and that technical support is often a case of “troubleshoot it yourself”. It is not a business model we’d accept for other products, where we expect things to work straight out of the box. However, that enough complaining from me. I’ve got some projects to “implement” and they’re not going to do it themselves.
Changing Software
This time last year I made a decision to replace Microsoft Office or Office 365 as it is currently known. Mainly because I only use Outlook out of the entire suite of software. This project stalled because I couldn't easily import my existing email archive into Mozilla Thunderbird. Hence the status quo has been perpetuated. However, there is an ongoing cost associated with this software as well as some wider considerations about ethics and privacy which is why I have returned to this matter. Although this time I wish to replace not only Office 365 but all the other "production tools" I use to write and browse the internet. I have managed to make some progress towards this goal but it has been hard to adapt. Mainly because I had everything set up to my liking. Although alternatives are available, they're never exactly alike and require a lot of fine tuning to be deemed satisfactory.
This time last year I made a decision to replace Microsoft Office or Office 365 as it is currently known. Mainly because I only use Outlook out of the entire suite of software. This project stalled because I couldn't easily import my existing email archive into Mozilla Thunderbird. Hence the status quo has been perpetuated. However, there is an ongoing cost associated with this software as well as some wider considerations about ethics and privacy which is why I have returned to this matter. Although this time I wish to replace not only Office 365 but all the other "production tools" I use to write and browse the internet. I have managed to make some progress towards this goal but it has been hard to adapt. Mainly because I had everything set up to my liking. Although alternatives are available, they're never exactly alike and require a lot of fine tuning to be deemed satisfactory.
Web Browser
I have used Chrome for years and until fairly recently it has served my needs adequately. However, whether it is due to the various extensions I have installed or some inherent software flaws, I’ve found that several websites that I use regularly do not perform well with Chrome. These problems usually occur when attempting to buy and item or service. As this is not a trivial issue, I decided to try Vivaldi as my default web browser and so far, I have been happy with the results. It performs well, can be easily customised and it even managed to import all my existing Chrome extensions. I’ve had no issues when banking online, or ordering from Amazon or other retailers. Plus Vivaldi is weighted towards user privacy. Something that I am becoming increasingly interested in.
Search Engine
Over the last 6 months or so, I have noticed a decline in the quality and relevance of search results when using Google. There are too many paid or sponsored links which are an impediment to obtaining relevant data quickly. Although Google has taken steps to highlight sponsored search results recently, I would like a means to block them entirely. However, I am not sure if this can be easily done. Having researched the matter all alternative search engines show adverts and sponsored results. It just seems to be an integral part of all search engine business models these days. Perhaps a browser extension may offer a solution. I am currently testing one called “Unsponsored” to see if it does the job.
Office Suite
I stopped using Office 365 (bar Outlook) along time ago preferring the simplicity and immediacy of Google Drive. In the past I had a requirement to be able to access my documents across multiple locations, so Google’s solution was of use to me. However, I now tend to do the majority of my writing at home, so a stand alone solution is now more convenient. With this in mind I installed LibreOffice and it serves all my needs with regard to writing blog posts. I have a convenient shortcut on my taskbar which launches a blank document set to a formatting style of my choice. It does not suffer from an excess of functionality and provides an efficient means to write my blog posts.
Finally I have returned once again to replacing Outlook. Or at least the current iteration that is part of Office 365. I have a copy of Outlook 2021 and a license key, so I can theoretically downgrade to this older version and dispense with the monthly subscription. In the past my main concern regarding changing email clients has been being able to import all my existing emails. However, I can always just export all the old data as a .pst files and keep it as an archive. This then allows me to choose from a variety of alternate email clients as I am effectively starting from scratch. This raises the prospect of using Mozilla Thunderbird once again. Or I may even use Vivaldi as it offers integrated email support. I shall investigate this further in the next few days.
Some people may question my concerns over changing software and which service providers I deal with. Broadly speaking, for those who use the internet casually, using the most obvious and commonest tools is probably the most convenient option. However, I think there are cogent reasons to be concerned about becoming dependent upon specific free tools provided by predominantly US companies with an ever increasing monopoly on such services. I like my data to be a secure and private as possible. I also want to deal with companies that are vaguely ethical. I certainly feel that consumer legislation is better represented in Europe than elsewhere in the world. If this ongoing project works, I would also like to say goodbye to Windows as an operating system, although that has much bigger ramifications. In the meantime, I shall continue to make changes until I find an optimal solution. I am a firm believer in the old adage that it is the dog that wags the tail and not vice versa.
Thoughts on Blogging Part 24
Today I started the slow process of auditing every post that has been published on Contains Moderate Peril since 1st August 2016. The goal is to correct any obvious typos and replace all existing images with larger ones. The Squarespace software upgrade I applied to the website at the end of last year has finally allowed me to establish a standard format that I am happy with. Hence the ongoing audit is the perfect opportunity to apply these style rules to all posts. There are also some technical issues and matters regarding functionality that need to be addressed. I need to determine how to embed YouTube videos in such a way that they automatically scale to fit whatever device is viewing them. Another area which needs improving is the website search facility. This needs refinement so that enquiries can be more specific. Older posts also need to be more accessible, although I am still researching how best to achieve this.
Spring Cleaning Contains Moderate Peril
Today I started the slow process of auditing every post that has been published on Contains Moderate Peril since 1st August 2016. The goal is to correct any obvious typos and replace all existing images with larger ones. The Squarespace software upgrade I applied to the website at the end of last year has finally allowed me to establish a standard format that I am happy with. Hence the ongoing audit is the perfect opportunity to apply these style rules to all posts. There are also some technical issues and matters regarding functionality that need to be addressed. I need to determine how to embed YouTube videos in such a way that they automatically scale to fit whatever device is viewing them. Another area which needs improving is the website search facility. This needs refinement so that enquiries can be more specific. Older posts also need to be more accessible, although I am still researching how best to achieve this.
Deleting Existing Content?
When I started writing this blog, it was specifically about my hobbies and interests. Initially, my scope of writing was confined to subjects such as films, TV, video games and other associated or adjacent aspects of popular culture. Over the years, I have found myself writing about an increasingly wide range of subjects. Hence you’ll find posts about supermarkets, holidays and even UK slang. Although I have enjoyed this immensely a lot of these posts have fallen on stoney ground. There has been no interest according to the website statistics and the conspicuous lack of reader comments. As a result I am actively considering removing a lot of this content so that the overall remit for Contains Moderate Peril is more clear and concise. I haven’t made up my mind yet about how far I should take this process. Does anyone have any views on this? Yes, I’m talking to you, dear reader(s).
“So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”
Over the years I’ve written a couple of posts about long term and respected members of the blogging community stepping back from their respective roles and retiring. There are still plenty of people who fall into the category of being “part of the furniture”; constantly active in the background, posting material that is engaging and an invaluable resource. However, life and circumstances change and therefore from time to time, someone feels the need to hang up their spurs. Recently, FibroJedi announced that they were no longer able to continue to produce and maintain the online guides for LOTRO (and other games) that they have been stalwartly producing for so many years. This was a decision made on health grounds. Under such circumstances the most prudent thing that the community can do is wish them the best and offer our heartfelt thanks for such a prodigious contribution to our shared fandom.
Der Tiger AKA The Tank (2025)
On the Eastern Front in 1943, a German Tiger tank crew led by Lieutenant Philip Gerkens (David Schütter) is sent on a mission to rescue the missing officer Paul von Hardenburg (Tilman Strauss) from a top-secret bunker that is at risk of falling into enemy hands. As they make their way through an eerie no-man’s land, they have to avoid Russian armoured vehicles that seem to be aware of their mission. They also encounter a German unit taking punitive action against a peasant village, in reprisal for partisan activity in the area. The youngest crew member, Michel (Yoran Leicher), talks of the land being home to ghosts and spirits. As the tank penetrates further into contested territory the crew become increasingly disturbed by the uncanny nature of their mission and begin to fall prey to their own inner fears.
On the Eastern Front in 1943, a German Tiger tank crew led by Lieutenant Philip Gerkens (David Schütter) is sent on a mission to rescue the missing officer Paul von Hardenburg (Tilman Strauss) from a top-secret bunker that is at risk of falling into enemy hands. As they make their way through an eerie no-man’s land, they have to avoid Russian armoured vehicles that seem to be aware of their mission. They also encounter a German unit taking punitive action against a peasant village, in reprisal for partisan activity in the area. The youngest crew member, Michel (Yoran Leicher), talks of the land being home to ghosts and spirits. As the tank penetrates further into contested territory the crew become increasingly disturbed by the uncanny nature of their mission and begin to fall prey to their own inner fears.
If you watch Der Tiger AKA The Tank expecting to see a film similar to Fury, then you’ll possibly be disappointed. This is not a traditional war film and it doesn’t take long for the story to stray out of one genre and into another. Perhaps the marketing for this film should have been more specific and indicated that it wasn’t just the wartime story of a Tiger tank crew but something a little more “horror adjacent”. That being said, there is much to like about the film and its production. It is beautifully shot by cinematographer, Carlo Jelavic, who imbues a great deal of atmosphere with evocative lighting. The visual effects both physical and CGI are well realised with the Tiger tank being very plausible. The central performances by the actors portraying the five man crew members are strong. Plus, it is always interesting to see WWII from a perspective other than the Allies.
Yet despite so many good elements, director Dennis Gansel, plays his hand too early in the proceedings tipping off astute viewers as to where the film is really heading. To discuss this in-depth would be a spoiler so I shall not go into further detail. As for those who miss this clue, they run the risk of being disappointed in the climax of the third act when the plot takes a radical change. It’s odd that such a clumsy clue was given and I wonder if it was something imposed upon the production by Amazon Studios. Some streaming companies have a policy to accommodate viewers whose attention is divided between watching TV and their smartphone. Whether that is the case here, remains to be seen. However if it is, then it is a sad indictment of contemporary audiences.
As it stands, Der Tiger is a well made exploration not only of the horrors of war but of being lost in grief. The action scenes are tense and well handled, including an interesting encounter with a Soviet SU-100 tank destroyer. The replica Tiger I is in fact a modified T-55 chassis with an aluminium shell built over it. Overall it is very convincing. The story follows a three act arc, starting as a WWII drama, then transitioning into a homage to Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness. The third act is bold and its credibility ultimately comes down to whether the viewer wishes to maintain their suspension of disbelief and go with the story or not. Some critics have compared Der Tiger with the 2012 Russian film, White Tiger. I would argue that is not a fair comparison because the latter makes it clear that it is a parable right from the start. I enjoyed Der Tiger but recognise that it may not be for everyone.
More Screen Capture Software
Last summer I wrote a post about my experiences using various screen capture software. At the time I was using Bandicam which suited all my needs. I had configured the software to launch at Windows start-up and had a hotkey assigned to capture images from my primary monitor. Hence I could quickly grab a screenshot from my desktop or when playing a game. However, this changed in November 2025, when I bought two new monitors. Both of which supported HDR (High Dynamic Range). Although they provide superior picture quality, HDR has a knock-on effect on Bandicam. Screen capture images and video look over exposed. Hence I had to stop using the software and find an alternative. Fortunately the same company has been developing an alternative product with HDR support; Bandi Camera. So I swapped to this software. The screenshots were far better but the functionality of the app was lacking.
Last summer I wrote a post about my experiences using various screen capture software. At the time I was using Bandicam which suited all my needs. I had configured the software to launch at Windows start-up and had a hotkey assigned to capture images from my primary monitor. Hence I could quickly grab a screenshot from my desktop or when playing a game. However, this changed in November 2025, when I bought two new monitors. Both of which supported HDR (High Dynamic Range). Although they provide superior picture quality, HDR has a knock-on effect on Bandicam. Screen capture images and video look over exposed. Hence I had to stop using the software and find an alternative. Fortunately the same company has been developing an alternative product with HDR support; Bandi Camera. So I swapped to this software. The screenshots were far better but the functionality of the app was lacking.
The main problem I have found with Bandi Camera is that to use it effectively you have to use a series of hotkeys. First it has to be maximised from the system tray and then you need to select which monitor you wish to take images of. Finally you have to choose whether you wish to capture a specific portion of the screen or the active window. It all works well but the process does not lend itself to “grabbing a screenshot on the fly”. I prefer just pressing a single key and not having to worry about anything else. Another issue is that the software takes two images when you take a screenshot. One in .jpg format and the other in .avif (or .jxr). I have no need for these more advanced formats. However, as there is not an excess of screen capture software with HDR support available at present, I have got by using Bandi Camera. It has the benefit of being free of charge at present.
Recently while perusing software online, I discovered Action! This is a screen recorder, primarily designed to be an alternative to software such as OBR and XSplit. Not only does it record video footage of your desktop or game, it also can take screenshots. It is also notable that it supports HDR. So I purchased Action! for £20, which is a reasonable price for a single user lifetime license. I was pleasantly surprised at how easy the software was to configure and how straightforward the user interface is. Most importantly, I can take a screenshot of a specific monitor by pressing a single hotkey. Effectively I have returned to the functionality that Bandicam gave me, only this time I have HDR support. So far the quality of the screen captures has been fine, apart from those taken from Roblox. However, as that is not a major source of my video game blogging, I can live with this minor issue.
I have also spent some time experimenting with the screen recorder option, capturing video footage of various video games. Action! is certainly less complex than OBS and once properly configured to record HDR content, the results are good. However, there are a few bugs. If I set the software to capture an active game, most of the time it does so without any issues. However, when recording The Lord of the Rings Online, if I turned off the screen recorder HUD, a black box would still appear in the top right corner of the screen. This bug seems unique to LOTRO as it hasn’t occurred with any other game. I fixed the issue by selecting the screen instead of the game, as the source of the recording. Minor glitches notwithstanding, Action! Handles screenshots well, so as that is my primary requirement, I’ll continue to use it.
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon - Magic and Spellcasting
I decided to pursue a magic and spellcasting build in the RPG Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon after the story prologue. During the opening section of the game, the player is presented with a sufficient range of weapons to determine which type suits them best, although you can change at any time during the game. For me, casting spells feels right and is fun. Plus I have fond memories of the magic system in Two Worlds II and Skyrim. So once I started playing through the first zone, I started putting attribute and skill points into the appropriate trees to bolster my spells strengths and frequency. I also chose gear that would bolster those statistics further. The results have been surprising, as magic and spellcasting is not presented in the usual “glass cannon” style you find in some other RPGs. Here it offers robust DPS output and with the right gear and spell combination, a strong degree of survivability.
I decided to pursue a magic and spellcasting build in the RPG Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon after the story prologue. During the opening section of the game, the player is presented with a sufficient range of weapons to determine which type suits them best, although you can change at any time during the game. For me, casting spells feels right and is fun. Plus I have fond memories of the magic system in Two Worlds II and Skyrim. So once I started playing through the first zone, I started putting attribute and skill points into the appropriate trees to bolster my spells strengths and frequency. I also chose gear that would bolster those statistics further. The results have been surprising, as magic and spellcasting is not presented in the usual “glass cannon” style you find in some other RPGs. Here it offers robust DPS output and with the right gear and spell combination, a strong degree of survivability.
Magic in Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon consists of the following. Spells that can be cast which cause damage or drain health. Cubes which are chargeable magical artefacts that enhance existing magic attacks or provide an additional one. Wands that players can use to enhance spellcasting, manage mana and provide defensive options such as parrying and blocking a melee weapon. There are 6 types of spells available in the game. Summoning, healing, projectile, ray, channeled, and area of effect. Players can equip up to 2 spells simultaneously on their loadout and can hotswap between 4 loadouts. There are 55 spells available in the game. Cubes are charge-based equipment that collect energy through actions such as attacking an enemy, spending mana, or spellcasting. Once fully charged a cube can activate its effect. If 2 spells are equipped, instead of a spell and a wand or shield, the player will have to rely on dodging incoming attacks, instead of parrying and blocking.
Most spells can be cast in two different ways. Light cast and heavy cast. Light cast is faster, uses less mana but deals less damage and has no bonus or crit related effects. Heavy cast is more powerful but costlier in terms of mana and takes longer to cast. Their respective use and benefits are situational, depending on which enemies you’re facing and what their respective weakness is. The main resource to cast spells is mana which is the blue bar on the UI, between health (red) and stamina (green). Each time players cast a spell, mana is spent and the blue bar is reduced accordingly. Channelled spells, keep spending mana while they’re being used. Mana regenerates slowly over time, both while in or out of combat. Spirituality is the main stat for spellcasting and magic. Points spent on it increase spell power, mana and its regeneration. The more spirituality players have, the more efficiently they use mana (IE the cost of spellcasting).
To use magic and spellcasting effectively in Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon a player has to manage their use and regeneration of mana. All of which is dependent upon how they spend skill and attribute points and what gear they wear. If done correctly the right armour set, coupled with appropriate skills will regenerate mana upon enemy kills or critical hits. Thus the player should seek a build that uses mana and regenerates it, allowing the player to sustain prolonged attacks. For example the Waning Moon Set is a specialized armour set that provides continuous mana regeneration and is particularly effective when your mana is low. The set effect increases mana regeneration by 1% and boosts this by 50% when your mana is below 25%. The spell Soul Salvage is a spell that when targeted at your active summon (IE an AI companion you have summoned to help you), dismisses them and restores 75% of the mana cost used for the initial summoning, based on their current health.
Some players favour melee combat and the experience of fights being up close and personal. I prefer stealth, ranged attacks and the ability to move quickly, find cover or dodge. Magic and spellcasting is the perfect fit for such a strategy in Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon. I am currently in the second zone of the game and have a build that allows me to take on two to three mobs simultaneously. Ranged attacks using lightning and ice projectiles are particularly effective on standard landscape enemies. I tend to use a wand when fighting melee bosses, as I can parry and block, exhausting their stamina. Then as they pause to recuperate, I can hit them hard with a ranged or AoE attack. Or I can summon multiple AI companions if I run low on stamina during a fight and they can act as temporary “meat shields”. All of which makes combat very satisfying, as there are always options depending on the situation.
Treasure Island (1990)
Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novel has been adapted for cinema and television numerous times. Perhaps the most well known is the 1950 Disney version, starring Robert Newton as Long John Silver. His eye rolling performance and exaggerated West Country accent is credited with popularising the stereotypical form of “pirate speech" that has become the pop culture default. Although an enjoyable film, it does gloss over the more sinister aspects of both the source text and history, perpetuating the myth that pirates are just loveable scoundrels. Many subsequent adaptations have fallen into the same trap to a greater or lesser degree. However, that is not the case with the 1990 version of Treasure island, which was made for the TNT cable network and released theatrically outside of the US. This darker and notably more violent adaptation closely follows the source text and is widely considered the most faithful to the book.
Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novel has been adapted for cinema and television numerous times. Perhaps the most well known is the 1950 Disney version, starring Robert Newton as Long John Silver. His eye rolling performance and exaggerated West Country accent is credited with popularising the stereotypical form of “pirate speech" that has become the pop culture default. Although an enjoyable film, it does gloss over the more sinister aspects of both the source text and history, perpetuating the myth that pirates are just loveable scoundrels. Many subsequent adaptations have fallen into the same trap to a greater or lesser degree. However, that is not the case with the 1990 version of Treasure island, which was made for the TNT cable network and released theatrically outside of the US. This darker and notably more violent adaptation closely follows the source text and is widely considered the most faithful to the book.
Ageing pirate Captain Bones, takes lodging in the Admiral Benbow inn, owned by Jim Hawkins and his widowed mother. One night, Bone’s former crew mates Black Dog and Blind Pew arrive and an altercation breaks out. As more pirates attack the inn, the local Magistrate Dr. Livesey and the local militia drive them off. Bones gives Jim the key to his chest and dies. When Jim searches the chest he finds some papers which he and Dr. Livesey then take to Squire Trelawney. He realises that one is a treasure map belonging to the notorious pirate Captain Flint. Trelawney charters the ship Hispaniola and hires Captain Smollett. He then employs a one-legged publican Long John Silver the as ships cook. Silver then convinces Trelawney to hire his friends as crew. However, both Silver and the men are former associates of Captain Flint and plan to take the treasure.
Written and directed by Fraser C. Heston Treasure Island boasts a notable cast with the likes of Christopher Lee (Blind Pew), Oliver Reed (Billy Bones), Richard Johnson (Squire Trelawney) and Julian Glover (Doctor Livesey). However the focus of this gritty adaptation is Charlton Heston as Long John Silver and Christian Bale as Jim Hawkins. Heston plays Silver as a cold, cunning and dangerous rogue, who pivots between charm and violence. Bale excels as a quick witted “Jim lad”, who is the equal of many of his seniors. The film eschews the cosy “odd couple” interpretation of prior adaptations. Both Silver and Hawkins are pragmatic in their own way and see much of themselves in each other. The production makes excellent use of locations in Devon and Cornwall in the UK, as well as Jamaica, capturing the atmosphere of the times well.
The 1950 Disney production of Treasure Island was not only instrumental in creating the modern contemporary stereotypical depiction of pirates but it also neutered the inherent violence and unpleasantness associated with such a lifestyle. That is not the case here. The crew of the Hispaniola are depicted as scurvy degenerates and it doesn’t take long for them to lapse into violence. Although not excessively graphic there are various stabbings, people being run through with cutlesses and the judicious use of the swivel gun in the final battle scene. All of which is concisely staged by veteran UK stunt co-ordinator Peter Diamond and shot by second unit director Joe Canutt. The proceedings are further bolstered by a traditional folk inspired score by Paddy Maloney and performed by his band The Chieftains. It has an appropriate nautical style without lapsing into cliche.
By following the source text closely, presenting the story within an accurate representation of the period and filling the cast with character actors of note, Treasure Island avoids the puerile and re-establishes the story as an adult, action adventure. Pirates are not jolly, fun characters as they seem to be presented in contemporary pop culture. They are thieves, murderers and worse. Director Fraser C. Heston in many ways set a benchmark as to how you effectively adapt a classic book and make it palatable for modern audiences, without denigrating the material. Sadly, few filmmakers have learned this lesson, instead often deviating from the source text and pandering to modern sensibilities. Mercifully, none of those mistakes are made here. Hence Treasure Island is highly recommended both as an entertaining film and a blue print as to how you adapt classic literature.
Warhammer: Dark Omen - Available from GOG
I originally bought Warhammer: Dark Omen in the summer of 1998. I played a demo copy via a magazine cover disc, which was a common means of promotion and marketing back then. Although I was at that point, unfamiliar with the Warhammer Universe, I found this game to be an excellent point of entry. The story did an excellent job of introducing players to “The Old World”, the political and power structure and major characters. I instantly liked both the aesthetic and the lore. Warhammer: Dark Omen was also the first real-time tactical wargame that I played and I spent numerous hours playing through the campaign. Overall, the game was a critical success, particularly on PC, but it struggled commercially upon its initial release and didn’t quite find the audience that it deserved. However, it has achieved status as a “cult classic” among gamers, leading to a recent re-release on GOG in late 2025.
I originally bought Warhammer: Dark Omen in the summer of 1998. I played a demo copy via a magazine cover disc, which was a common means of promotion and marketing back then. Although I was at that point, unfamiliar with the Warhammer Universe, I found this game to be an excellent point of entry. The story did an excellent job of introducing players to “The Old World”, the political and power structure and major characters. I instantly liked both the aesthetic and the lore. Warhammer: Dark Omen was also the first real-time tactical wargame that I played and I spent numerous hours playing through the campaign. Overall, the game was a critical success, particularly on PC, but it struggled commercially upon its initial release and didn’t quite find the audience that it deserved. However, it has achieved status as a “cult classic” among gamers, leading to a recent re-release on GOG in late 2025.
Technically, Warhammer: Dark Omen is a sequel to Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat, although it is not at all necessary to have played the first game. Warhammer: Dark Omen provides a variety of battles that are played in real time. The Warhammer fantasy setting affords players a mixture of medieval warfare with fantasy elements. Hence players deploy units prior to a battle based upon what enemy units they can see and the anticipation of reinforcements. To win you must kill or rout all enemy units. If your forces are similarly routed or destroyed the battle is lost. while losing if all their units are killed/routed from the battlefield. Units include infantry, archers, cavalry and cannon along with more exotic forces such as Dwarf Warriors, Mercenary Ogres and various Wizards. Losses can be replaced (purchased) between battles and units can use magic items to use to help them in battle.
The game maps are 3D with units depicted via animated sprites. The player can issue various commands to units throughout battles, instructing them to move, engage specific enemies or use a magical item. It is important to move the in-game camera around the map and examine the terrain from multiple angles both prior and during the battles. Line of sight is extremely important especially for archers and cannon. The enemy attacks in waves and can sometimes set ambushes. Therefore it is important to zoom the view out from time to time and take stock of the battlefield. If a friendly unit is completely wiped out in a battle it is absent from the rest of the campaign. Therefore, battles need to be fought strategically and not rushed and it is prudent to ensure that your core units are not lost. However, throughout the main story, additional guest units may join you for a while and subsequently leave.
The main story that drives the campaign in Warhammer: Dark Omen is fairly straightforward. Due to an alignment of planets, a powerful supernatural entity, The Dread King, has returned to the world and raised an undead army. Morgan Bernhardt, commander of the “Grudgebringer” mercenaries is tasked by Emperor Karl Franz in investigating and eliminating this threat to The Empire. As the “Grudgebringer” mercenaries journey south they fight various battles in key locations, often with local allies. There are a handful of cutscenes during the course of the story with the majority of the dialogue being delivered by animated talking heads in portraits frames, set against a background reflecting the current location. It is all relatively low key, as you’d expect from a game of this age but the voice acting is solid. There is also a very atmospheric soundtrack by Mark Knight. It should also be noted that this game is hard. You cannot vary the difficulty which is taxing at times.
Last year, Warhammer: Dark Omen received over 15,000 votes on the GOG Dreamlist, leading to an official re-release with 4K and widescreen support in December 2025. It should be noted that the game may require some fine tuning to run how you like it on your PC. There is an excellent guide to this process over at Dark Omen Fansite Portal. All things considered this 28 year old game runs well thanks to GOG and I for one am very pleased to see it make a return. It is not just a case of nostalgia, although that is a factor. Warhammer: Dark Omen is a good real-time tactical wargame that is accessible and compelling. Unlike modern games it is not cluttered with an excess of systems and mechanics, instead focusing on providing straightforward battle scenarios where the player succeeds through thinking and measured action, rather than bluffing their way through. Sometimes less is indeed more.
Classic Movie Themes: Escape from the Planet of the Apes
The Planet of the Apes movie franchise took a radical change of course with its third entry in the series. The first two films were set in the future and benefited from high production values to help realise a post apocalyptic earth. However, due to a substantial reduction of budget, Escape from the Planet of the Apes uses a time travel plot device to bring the ape protagonists to present day Los Angeles (1971 in this case). The result is a film with a much smaller narrative scope. However, although it lacks the science fiction spectacle of its predecessors, it features an interesting satirical exploration of celebrity culture and ponders what it is like to be deemed an enemy of the state. As ever, Roddy McDowell and Kim Hunter provide exceptional lead performances as the Chimpanzees Cornelius and Zira. Escape from the Planet of the Apes also captures the pop culture vibe of seventies America.
The Planet of the Apes movie franchise took a radical change of course with its third entry in the series. The first two films were set in the future and benefited from high production values to help realise a post apocalyptic earth. However, due to a substantial reduction of budget, Escape from the Planet of the Apes uses a time travel plot device to bring the ape protagonists to present day Los Angeles (1971 in this case). The result is a film with a much smaller narrative scope. However, although it lacks the science fiction spectacle of its predecessors, it features an interesting satirical exploration of celebrity culture and ponders what it is like to be deemed an enemy of the state. As ever, Roddy McDowell and Kim Hunter provide exceptional lead performances as the Chimpanzees Cornelius and Zira. Escape from the Planet of the Apes also captures the pop culture vibe of seventies America.
The soundtrack for Escape from the Planet of the Apes, marked the return of composer Jerry Goldsmith, whose score for Planet of the Ape had been nominated for an Oscar. On this occasion Goldsmith shifts from the stark, avant-garde style of the first film, to a lighter, more upbeat seventies sound, reflecting the film’s comedic and romantic elements. However, Goldsmith still maintains his signature use of unconventional percussion, brass, and innovative orchestral techniques. The result is a unique, fun and charming score which despite being very much of the time, does a great deal to bolster the unfolding drama. The title theme stands out with its unusual time signature and rhythmic bassline, played by the legendary session musician Carol Kaye. Goldsmith also uses both sitar and steel drums adding to the quirky character of the piece.
Despite the lighter tone of Jerry Goldsmith’s soundtrack, Escape from the Planet of the Apes is a very bleak film with respect to its ending, which features infanticide. Musically, unlike the oppressive dread of the Planet of the Ape, the score for this film embraces the musical informality of the early seventies. The cue “Shopping Spree” captures the romantic interactions between Cornelius and Zira, incorporating charming piano melodies. While tracks such as “The Hunt” offer moments of suspense and are written in a more traditional idiom. However, the main title theme for the film remains the stand out track and is presented here for your enjoyment. It remains a prime example of the inherent versatility of composer Jerry Goldsmith who on this occasion goes for a more pop infused approach to his writing. The result is a charismatic soundtrack that captures the essence of the film and the mood of the time.
LOTRO: New Zone Coming in Q2
According to the recent “letter to the players”, Standing Stone Games will be adding a new zone to the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online in the second quarter of this year. Possibly around May or June. Having spent the last three expansions in the South of Middle-earth exploring the tropical Umbar and the deserts of Harad, I would certainly welcome a change of location. I have gradually warmed to these zones over the last eighteen months but I do find them so incongruous. They are so radically different to the European style content that has been the mainstay of the game for so long. Tolkien’s source text has plenty of detail regarding Eriador and Rhovanion. Information regarding Harad is scarce, hence it has afforded the developers a great deal of artistic freedom. Although exceedingly well realised these tropical zones have taken a while for me to get used to.
According to the recent “letter to the players”, Standing Stone Games will be adding a new zone to the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online in the second quarter of this year. Possibly around May or June. Having spent the last three expansions in the South of Middle-earth exploring the tropical Umbar and the deserts of Harad, I would certainly welcome a change of location. I have gradually warmed to these zones over the last eighteen months but I do find them so incongruous. They are so radically different to the European style content that has been the mainstay of the game for so long. Tolkien’s source text has plenty of detail regarding Eriador and Rhovanion. Information regarding Harad is scarce, hence it has afforded the developers a great deal of artistic freedom. Although exceedingly well realised these tropical zones have taken a while for me to get used to.
With the advent of a new zone coming to the game, it is natural for players to speculate as to where in Middle-earth these areas will be located. I suppose the first question one asks is whether this is the start of a new story arc or will it just be a standalone area, such as Yondershire or Wildwood in Breeland. The next question, from my perspective, is will it be a level cap area or a zone set at a different level. Will it be an alternate region of progression, in the way that Cardolan provides an alternative to Ered Luin, The Shire and Breeland? Players have discussed for a while whether there should be an alternative to Moria? LOTRO is a game that encourages players to create new characters and make multiple play throughs of game content. Hence providing a broader range of areas that you can explore and undertake quests is desirable.
At present there are some interesting gaps in SSG’s map of Middle-earth. Hence it is logical to think that these may be “filled in”. For example, adding the South Farthing of the Shire would connect that area to Cardolan via Sarn Ford. Maybe the developers will add Western Enedwaith or Minhiriath. We have also yet to see The Grey Haven in the game. All of which would lend themselves to interesting story content. Perhaps there are already clues as to our next destination on the existing in-game map which shows Lindon, Rhûn and Khand. It is also worth remembering that SSG has previously added zones to the game that are set in the past, such as The Battle of Azanulbizar and The Battle of the Morannon. I particularly enjoyed these additions and would welcome more. Let us not forget places that can exist in different story phases, as we’ve seen with King’s Gondor, Minas Tirith and Helm’s Deep.
Although this is all just speculation, it is very gratifying to be in a situation where there is forthcoming game content to speculate about. Other MMOs are not so fortunate. I recently wrote about the slow stagnation of Star Trek Online. An IP that lends itself to a wealth of potential new material. However, due to ownership related problems, the game has seen very little new content of any note over the last two years. That is a criticism that cannot be levelled at SSG, who continue to create new content for LOTRO. Although it is unlikely that we’ll ever see any major game engine changes made to LOTRO, the developers do seem to be focused on ensuring that the game as it is, remains viable and is supported with regular updates. Hence I look forward to this year’s scheduled updates and will continue to play this MMORPG as it approaches its nineteenth anniversary.
LOTRO: Tweaking Your Game Installation
I’m not sure exactly when it started but I’ve recently noticed a graphical bug within the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online. This problem often occurs within caves or in areas where there are a lot of rocky surfaces. Hence it has become very apparent in the latest two expansions, set in Umbar and Harad. This graphical glitch causes some surface textures to appear to flash from light to dark intermittently. The resulting strobe effect is hard to ignore and very distracting. Fortunately, a quick online search showed that this is not a problem unique to my installation of LOTRO and is a known problem. Furthermore, there is a very simple workaround, which is to go into the Advanced Graphics setting and uncheck “Per Pixel Lighting”, which immediately remedies the problem. I have no idea why this has recently started to happen but at least it can be resolved.
I’m not sure exactly when it started but I’ve recently noticed a graphical bug within the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online. This problem often occurs within caves or in areas where there are a lot of rocky surfaces. Hence it has become very apparent in the latest two expansions, set in Umbar and Harad. This graphical glitch causes some surface textures to appear to flash from light to dark intermittently. The resulting strobe effect is hard to ignore and very distracting. Fortunately, a quick online search showed that this is not a problem unique to my installation of LOTRO and is a known problem. Furthermore, there is a very simple workaround, which is to go into the Advanced Graphics setting and uncheck “Per Pixel Lighting”, which immediately remedies the problem. I have no idea why this has recently started to happen but at least it can be resolved.
Considering the game’s age, LOTRO is not as buggy as some other comparable MMOs. It does require some fine tuning once you’ve installed the game but nothing I would deem unreasonable. I wrote a post on this subject back in September 2024 and the contents are still relevant. If you wish to read it, here is a link. I would also add the following tips which can improve the performance of the game. Again, they’re nothing major, just practical tweaks to help this 19 year old MMO run a little better.
First, install the game on a SSD if you have one. It really does improve loading times and improve the games responsiveness.
Secondly, in the game launcher's options, make sure the 64-bit client is selected within the general tab. This improves stability and performance.
Thirdly, install the game using the standalone client and not via Steam. Third parties can make matters more complex.
Once you have a viable and up to date installation of LOTRO, any further tweaking and fine tuning of the game’s UI comes down to your personal preference. Some players like to enhance the game by using plugins (mods). I use a handful myself and I do find that they do provide “quality of life benefits”. However, if you’re not interested in such things, simply re-arranging your screen real estate can be extremely satisfying. I have a standard layout that I’ve saved and apply to all my alts. I immediately notice its absence if I ever create a new character. Fortunately it is easy to reload. I am also looking forward to the scalable UI functionality which will be coming to the live game in the next patch. Having recently upgraded to 2K monitors, I have found the third party solutions for this issue to be adequate but not ideal.
Perhaps it is a matter of my age, but a minor issue that continuously bothers me in LOTRO is that I often lose track of where my mouse arrow is on the screen. I thought that if I increased its size via Windows settings, it would similarly increase in size in-game. Sadly this is not the case. Losing track of where your mouse is located is not a major problem but it seems to mainly happen during combat which is a nuisance. As a temporary solution, while waiting for the UI scaling support, I installed a plugin called Mouse Finder. This places a resizeable circle around your mouse arrow making it easier to find. The circle size and colour can be customised and you can also choose in what circumstances it appears. Again this comes down to a matter of personal choice. There are other plugins that provide a similar solution but I find this one to be the least invasive.
Judging by the videos I see of LOTRO on YouTube, lots of players like to tweak and customise the game to their own liking. I’ve mentioned it before but everyone’s installation of the game seems to look slightly different and I’ve never seen two that are identical. However, I consider this flexibility and capacity to support customisation to be a positive thing. Some modern titles would benefit greatly from taking note of what Standing Stone Games have achieved. Simple functionality like the ability to remap keybinds or to easily duplicate settings between characters or even accounts, is incredibly useful. So if you haven’t done so already, look into tweaking your LOTRO installation, possibly adding plugins or at the very least altering the layout of your user interface. You may well improve your overall gaming experience.
Return to the Planet of the Apes (1975)
I recently found a DVD boxset of Return to the Planet of the Apes in a charity shop which I bought for £4, which is a ridiculously cheap price. I considered it an interesting find because it was a Region 1, US copy. However, that is not so unusual these days as most DVD players are now region free and Amazon (UK) sells media from all over the world. As for the show in question, I vaguely remember Return to the Planet of the Apes being shown on UK network TV when I was a child, probably circa 1976. Back then it would usually take a year or so before US shows made it onto UK television. From a commercial perspective, the entire Planet of the Apes franchise was beginning to run out of steam. I was 8 years old at the time so had missed most of the film releases. However, I enjoyed the live action TV show hence an animated follow up had obvious appeal to a child of my age.
I recently found a DVD boxset of Return to the Planet of the Apes in a charity shop which I bought for £4, which is a ridiculously cheap price. I considered it an interesting find because it was a Region 1, US copy. However, that is not so unusual these days as most DVD players are now region free and Amazon (UK) sells media from all over the world. As for the show in question, I vaguely remember Return to the Planet of the Apes being shown on UK network TV when I was a child, probably circa 1976. Back then it would usually take a year or so before US shows made it onto UK television. From a commercial perspective, the entire Planet of the Apes franchise was beginning to run out of steam. I was 8 years old at the time so had missed most of the film releases. However, I enjoyed the live action TV show hence an animated follow up had obvious appeal to a child of my age.
50 years on and I could recollect very little of Return to the Planet of the Apes. Usually specific episodes stand out from the various TV shows of my youth. Yesteryear from Star Trek: The Animated Series being a prime example of this. Yet after wracking my brain I could not recall much from this show beyond superficial details. Upon watching Return to the Planet of the Apes again, the reason for this became immediately clear. Instead of favouring just a story of the week approach, as so many shows did back then, this animated production attempted to sustain a wider continuous story arc spread across all 13 episodes as well. Something that makes the show quite unusual. After watching all episodes, it became quite clear that Return to the Planet of the Apes is quite a different beast from other animated shows from this era. I suspect that is why it may have struggled to find an audience with its target demographic.
Produced by DePatie–Freleng Enterprises, Return to the Planet of the Apes was creatively overseen by Doug Wildey. Wildey was a comic artist and had been involved in the creation of numerous popular animated TV shows. With regard to the plot, Return to the Planet of the Apes draws heavily from themes from the original Planet of the Apes feature film and its sequel Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Being an animated production, the scope of the ape dominated world is greatly expanded. The feature films depicted ape society as being predominantly agrarian and their culture having grown in a limited way from a wider world decline. Here, ape society is more advanced and is depicted as being comparable to post WWII America. There are automobiles, radio and television, modern weapons and a broadly democratic society. Ape City is exactly that. All of which is much closer to author Pierre Boulle’s original source text.
The animated style is interesting. Backgrounds are detailed and often depict notable vistas. The camera often pans across these to substantiate plot points. Character animation is minimal, even by TV standards of the time. In many ways watching the show is more akin to reading a graphic novel or watching flash animations from the early days of the internet. However, this works well within the scope of the show. Thematically Return to the Planet of the Apes explores some interesting ideas and although accessible to children, has some quite dark and cerebral ideas contained with the ongoing plot. There are hints of a policy of genocide, driven by the Gorilla Military towards the residual human population. The Underdwellers, the cult of mutants who live in the Forbidden Zone, are depicted as religious zealots and it implied that the US was indeed the belligerent party that started the nuclear war that devastated the world.
The voice acting is adequate as is the musical score. A lot of the criticisms of Return to the Planet of the Apes at the time stemmed from the show’s modest budget, which imposed a great many restrictions upon the production. At first glance many viewers may simply see Return to the Planet of the Apes as being a cheap and cynical animated show, designed to squeeze whatever financial gain was left from a declining franchise. If you look a little harder, there is some creativity and innovation to be found over the 13 episodes. Sadly, the show was cancelled and the planned conclusion to the story arc was never produced. It allegedly explored the idea of rights being extended to humans within ape society which is a bold and somewhat adult concept to have in a children’s TV show. As it stands Return to the Planet of the Apes is an interesting curiosity and as such will appeal to those who find such things appealing.
Star Trek Online in 2026
This year is the 60th anniversary of Star Trek. The original TV show was first broadcast in the US on September 8th 1966. If you search online you’ll find details of lots of related events. There are documentaries, conventions, new TV shows and even some video games in development. However, what you won’t find are any details regarding what will be happening with the MMORPG Star Trek Online. So far no road map for 2026 has been posted online by the developers but it is still quite early in the New Year. That being the case, I am not especially optimistic about there being any major plans waiting to be revealed. It is not as if DECA Games have demonstrated or stated any major ambitions for STO beyond keeping the endless events treadmill going and regularly adding content to the in-game store, during their development tenure. The ongoing story arc drags on inexorably and is as dull as ditchwater.
This year is the 60th anniversary of Star Trek. The original TV show was first broadcast in the US on September 8th 1966. If you search online you’ll find details of lots of related events. There are documentaries, conventions, new TV shows and even some video games in development. However, what you won’t find are any details regarding what will be happening with the MMORPG Star Trek Online. So far no road map for 2026 has been posted online by the developers but it is still quite early in the New Year. That being the case, I am not especially optimistic about there being any major plans waiting to be revealed. It is not as if DECA Games have demonstrated or stated any major ambitions for STO beyond keeping the endless events treadmill going and regularly adding content to the in-game store, during their development tenure. The ongoing story arc drags on inexorably and is as dull as ditchwater.
In recent years Star Trek as a franchise has seen a resurgence in public interest, due to some good TV shows. Sadly, absolutely nothing has been done by DECA Games to capitalise upon this, apart from adding themed, purchasable items from the new shows, into the in-game store. It all seems a somewhat wasted opportunity and a little sad, as this MMORPG has always had a great deal of potential. The change of developers from Cryptic to DECA Games in 2024 was a good opportunity to start improving the quality of story content and to address the huge amount of bugs and “jank” that have been inherent in STO since its launch in 2010. Sadly, the recent transition away from DECA Games back to the residual Cryptic Studios and wider ownership and publishing issues in late 2025 have stalled any major changes. The game has ticked over with a minimal amount of new content, which tends to be just more of the same. I wouldn’t say that STO is in maintenance mode but it’s not far from it.
I did some searching online to see what things had been discussed over the course of 2025 as potential projects, or areas of improvement. I only found two. The first being a feasibility study to see if the game engine could be upgraded or replaced. At present the game runs on the proprietary Cryptic engine, made by the original developers. This dates back to 2000 and although it has been updated over the years, it is still essentially running on two decade old code. Naturally, I would love to see STO running on something more robust and contemporary, such as Unreal Engine but I suspect the cost of porting the game to this would be unfeasible. Especially in light of the fact that the current publishers, Project Golden Arc, were formed after a management buyout from the Embracer Group. It will take a while for these business changes to take effect and no doubt finances may be scarce.
Another proposal that has been discussed in forums is a continued focus on character customisation, specifically race and gender changes, along with improvements to core gameplay systems. All of which sounds broadly positive but is also vague with respect to detail. Hence this doesn’t really sound like anything more than bug fixing. Which when added to the vague and let us be realistic, unlikely change of game engine, means that there isn’t much that we know about what is coming to STO this year. At this point in such a post, I’d usually say something conciliatory. Especially in light of the game effectively returning into the hands of some of the original developers. But frankly I am beyond that. There are other enjoyable franchise based MMORPGs that already have regular content updates and a coherent road map for the immediate future. I’ll be focusing on those games for the foreseeable future. Which is something I shouldn’t be saying in the year Star Trek celebrates its 60th anniversary.
My Local Cinema Part 2
I last wrote about my local cinema in late October 2025. The Sidcup Storyteller had shut and the local authority, Bexley Council, was negotiating with the management of the Castle Cinema in Hackney to run the establishment. Fortunately for all, a deal was struck and the cinema re-opened just before Christmas under the new name of the Castle Sidcup. I had the pleasure of seeing Zootropolis 2 there just after New Year and enjoyed not only the film but the cosy and friendly atmosphere of the newly refurbished cinema. It is convenient to be able to see new films locally and the fact that it is one bus ride away or a leisurely walk in good weather, makes it far more likely that I will actually go to see new releases, rather than watch them at home. The Castle Sidcup also has very competitively priced ticket prices which makes it a more inviting prospect compared to the two local chain multiplexes.
I last wrote about my local cinema in late October 2025. The Sidcup Storyteller had shut and the local authority, Bexley Council, was negotiating with the management of the Castle Cinema in Hackney to run the establishment. Fortunately for all, a deal was struck and the cinema re-opened just before Christmas under the new name of the Castle Sidcup. I had the pleasure of seeing Zootropolis 2 there just after New Year and enjoyed not only the film but the cosy and friendly atmosphere of the newly refurbished cinema. It is convenient to be able to see new films locally and the fact that it is one bus ride away or a leisurely walk in good weather, makes it far more likely that I will actually go to see new releases, rather than watch them at home. The Castle Sidcup also has very competitively priced ticket prices which makes it a more inviting prospect compared to the two local chain multiplexes.
The Castle Sidcup is an independent, community-driven cinema, run by the same small team behind The Castle Cinema in Hackney. Not being part of a chain, the Castle Sidcup is striving to show a broad variety of cinematic content. This will include the best new releases, outstanding independent films as well as family favourites. There are also future plans to screen cult classics and host film clubs and special events. The management also intends to facilitate a range of accessible and community-focused screenings including baby screenings, relaxed screenings and more. The cinema also supports audio description, HoH subtitles and amplified audio. All of which is intended to make the Castle Sidcup an invaluable community asset and sounds very promising.
I am quite interested that the Castle Sidcup is available for private hire. I think it would be nice to have a screening of a classic film such as John Carpenter’s The Thing and have a few friends join me. For someone with a keen interest in cinema, that would be an excellent birthday present. There is also the potential for wider events and activities. I used to attend lots of small, independent film festivals in the eighties and nineties. Such events are less common these days and tend to be overshadowed by larger, more corporate undertakings or longstanding events that have become too commercial. I’d be interested to learn what the cost and logistics would be of putting on a Contains Moderate Peril film festival. I shall investigate accordingly. In the meantime it is reassuring to have a local cinema once again and I shall endeavour to use it more over the year ahead.
Instruction Manuals
I try not to let the failings of contemporary capitalism get to me but such a mindset is very hard to maintain. From time to time it does just piss you off and you know damn well that there’s nothing you can do about it. So to begin this tale, at the end of November, our Indesit washer/dryer gave up the ghost after a valiant twelve year lifespan. As a result of this household appliance’s stirling work, it was decided to buy another from the same manufacturer. Their website informed me that the model that had just broken was no longer being produced. However, it recommended two newer appliances that had comparable specifications and more importantly the same size. This washer/dryer had to fit into a fitted kitchen unit. To cut a long story short, a model was chosen, purchased, delivered within 48 hours and installed. The broken predecessor was subsequently taken away. The wonders of modern consumer culture!
I try not to let the failings of contemporary capitalism get to me but such a mindset is very hard to maintain. From time to time it does just piss you off and you know damn well that there’s nothing you can do about it. So to begin this tale, at the end of November, our Indesit washer/dryer gave up the ghost after a valiant twelve year lifespan. As a result of this household appliance’s stirling work, it was decided to buy another from the same manufacturer. Their website informed me that the model that had just broken was no longer being produced. However, it recommended two newer appliances that had comparable specifications and more importantly the same size. This washer/dryer had to fit into a fitted kitchen unit. To cut a long story short, a model was chosen, purchased, delivered within 48 hours and installed. The broken predecessor was subsequently taken away. The wonders of modern consumer culture!
The aforementioned process all sounds very good, doesn’t it? Broadly speaking it is. All that there was left to do was to come to grips with the operation of the new washer/dryer. However, there was one small thing that proved to be a major impediment to this process. We didn’t get a physical manual with the appliance. It would appear that getting any printed instructions with white goods nowadays is a thing of the past. To put this succinctly, that is a fucking nuisance. A manual is immediate, by which I mean it is close to hand and can be quickly perused. It is also wholly independent of any other requirement. You just need hands and the ability to read and think, to use it. Sadly, the time, effort and cost it takes to produce a printed manual has been deemed far too excessive and the ruination of the bottom line according to big corporations. So they have been dispensed with.
If you find yourself sans manual for the device you’ve just purchased, fear not. You can always go to the manufacturers website and download a PDF version. All you require is a phone or PC with internet access along with some PDF reading software. You also need to know what the fuck you’re doing. Because all the aforementioned steps come with an assumption of knowledge, experience and a willingness to use technology. Something that a substantial number of customers may not wish to do, or be able to do. Now in my case, I sought out an appropriate PDF version of the instruction manual which I then printed out. Mrs P who is the primary user of the household washer/dryer for “reasons”, doesn’t warm to technology based solutions. Hence presenting here with a printed (and stapled) manual was a step forward in addressing this problem.
Most modern washer/dryers come with a wealth of bespoke washing cycles for all sorts of situations and scenarios. Have you spilt sancerre on your cravat? Do you need to get blood out of your chinos after dismembering a corpse? Are you having to do an emergency wash of whatever your grandson was wearing to get god knows what off his clothes? That sort of thing. However, most households tend to use two or so washes at most, for their daily requirements. The thing is this becomes quite difficult to determine, if the PDF instructions are poorly written/translated and also have graphics missing from the PDF. Graphics that represent the appropriate buttons on the sodding washer/dryer. Oh how we laughed (we fucking didn’t). We managed to guess some functionality but ended up having to watch a YouTube video by a helpful engineer. He had a regional accent.
Let it suffice to say that after an online search, it would seem that a lot of other people who bought the same make and model of washer/dryer, were equally pissed off by the lack of a manual and the utterly shit quality of the PDF instructions. One person was attempting to rewrite and share them online but had been told to “cease and desist” by the manufacturers. The mind boggles. Having online resources is fine in principle, as there are always people who are happy to use their phones. However, online resources should not be the only means of providing instructions for a product. Not everyone uses their phone in such a fashion. Not everyone is familiar with PDF files. Not everyone wants to search for the answers via YouTube. But untrammelled capitalism is self-serving and cuntish by nature. Unless legally compelled to do something it seldom does so by default. Hence my and others desire for printed manuals is ultimately irrelevant. “Grr”. Shakes fist at clouds etc.
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon - Initial Thoughts
I first played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in June 2013. This was over 18 months after the game’s initial release and the base game and DLC were bundled together in a “Legendary” edition. Although a seasoned gamer at the time, familiar with the RPG genre with such titles as Mass Effect and Grand Theft Auto IV, I had not played a game from this franchise before. It only took a few hours of gameplay to realise that this was a special title. The scope of the story, the art design and the size of the world were immediately notable. Tamriel was immersive in a way I had not experienced with other titles. Often simply traversing the terrain and watching the dawn break while the game soundtrack swelled, was sufficient to hold my attention. I instantly picked up on the voice acting of Christopher Plummer and Max Von Sydow. All of which indicated that this was a gaming landmark.
I first played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in June 2013. This was over 18 months after the game’s initial release and the base game and DLC were bundled together in a “Legendary” edition. Although a seasoned gamer at the time, familiar with the RPG genre with such titles as Mass Effect and Grand Theft Auto IV, I had not played a game from this franchise before. It only took a few hours of gameplay to realise that this was a special title. The scope of the story, the art design and the size of the world were immediately notable. Tamriel was immersive in a way I had not experienced with other titles. Often simply traversing the terrain and watching the dawn break while the game soundtrack swelled, was sufficient to hold my attention. I instantly picked up on the voice acting of Christopher Plummer and Max Von Sydow. All of which indicated that this was a gaming landmark.
I spent 286 hours over the next 18 months playing through the game and its DLC. When I ran out of new content to play in the game, I spent hours experimenting with mods. During that time, I became familiar with the subtleties of the various in-game systems within Skyrim. It was a wrench to leave but eventually new titles lured me away. However, the game left a very strong impression upon me and continues to do so today. For me, it is what I immediately think of when someone mentions a fantasy based action RPG. As such, Skyrim is a hard act to follow. I’ve played other RPG’s since then, many of which have been good. But few have the same emotional impact, with the possible exception of Witcher III: Wild Hunt and Red Dead Redemption 2. However, I recently stumbled upon Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon and the associated buzz around it. Is this game the spiritual successor to Skyrim?
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon is an Indie fantasy based action RPG made by Questline and published by Awaken Realms. Played primarily in first person, although there is third person support, this game draws heavily from Bethesda games, especially Skyrim. Set on the island of Avalon, you undertake various quests in a decaying realm that is slowly being assimilated by the “Wyrdness”. You are aided by the spirit of Arthur Pendragon in your journey across three distinct zones. There are abilities and skills to level along with points to spend in skillstrees. Crafting comes in the form of cooking, smithing and alchemy. The game is also awash with loot. All in all, Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon at first glance does strike as a shameless clone of Skyrim, yet there are subtle distinctions that give it an identity of its own. The more you play the more these become apparent.
Perhaps the most noticeable is the art design. The game has a striking aesthetic, drawing from both H. R. Giger and the Cthulhu Mythos. The ambient music and sound design are also very good, instantly creating an enigmatic atmosphere. At night when the threat level from the “Wyrdness” increases, the soundscape becomes especially disconcerting. NPCs are also quite engaging, often flying in the face of your expectations. Traditionally, vendors in RPGs are functional or expositional in nature. Here, they can be quite quirky and off beat. While exploring a minor crypt, I discovered an oddly friendly supernatural entity who was quite chatty. I was expecting a fight and instead I got an amusing quest that resulted in a permanent skill increase. So despite appearing generic, Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon has subtle differences. This extends not only to the world and NPCs but to in-game systems as well.
An essential aspect of the RPG genre is character progression. In this game, while your overall level increases at quite a sedate pace, default skills grow upon use. Hence when out in the world, whenever you run, jump, sneak, craft, or fight with specific weapons or spells, these skills are levelling. Furthermore, there are no level restrictions imposed by your stats or due to the points you’ve spent in the various skills trees. You get better at crafting by making things and are not excluded due to a recipe level. Initially, when your crafting abilities are low, you may well fail to produce a top tier item but persistence remedies this. As for skills points themselves, they’re quite plentiful and so you can afford to be generous in how you spend them. Assigning one in a new tree can often lead to a useful set of improvements. For example, spending points in Practicality enhances crafting as well as increasing damage to enemy weak spots. It also reduces both stamina and mana costs.
Combat is challenging, once you move on from the story prologue. This is not a game where you stand your ground and key mash. Movement, parrying and blocking are essential for melee combat. If you prefer to use magic then it all comes down to mana management and finding the right combination of spells. You can equip two spells or weapons per weapon slots, of which you have four. You then hot swap between these according to your combat requirements. You can summon multiple AI companions if you like and attempt to rush enemies. For those who favour traditional weapons, swords have weight and as such take a time to swing. Combat is therefore about timing and the more satisfying as a result. Enemies can also vary greatly in power and often you have no idea how strong they are until you attack them. Therefore it pays to be cautious when exploring and is wise not to jump into a fight unnecessarily.
Over the course of future blog posts, I shall be exploring various aspects of Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon in more detail. Mainly because this game has taken my fancy. It is doing something familiar but doing it in its own way and not always in a manner you would expect. To use an analogy, if Skyrim is Star Wars then Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon is Battle Beyond the Stars. This game is inherently janky, although with each patch the jank is slowly being addressed. It is also very old school because the games it is emulating are themselves old school. But it has a charm and character of its own and I admire the ambition of the developers who are trying to do, with a small team, the same thing that a multimillion dollar mainstream studio has already done. And they’re putting their own stamp on the results. That is a rare quality these days. That and a game that is actually “fun”.
Zootopia 2 AKA Zootropolis 2 (2025)
It is not unusual for Disney to change film titles when marketing them outside of the US. In 2016 they renamed the animated feature film Zootopia to Zootropolis in the UK and Europe to avoid trademark conflicts with other existing businesses. For example there is a Danish zoo which already holds the “Zootopia” name. Similarly, in Germany there is a children’s book which caused copyright conflict, which led to the film being released under the title Zoomania. Such changes, although practical for legal reasons, can sometimes cause a degree of confusion. Especially as there are numerous, low budget productions companies that go out of their way to produce similarly titled “mockbusters” whenever there are big, tentpole, releases. So for clarity, Zootopia 2 has been released in the UK as Zootropolis 2.
It is not unusual for Disney to change film titles when marketing them outside of the US. In 2016 they renamed the animated feature film Zootopia to Zootropolis in the UK and Europe to avoid trademark conflicts with other existing businesses. For example there is a Danish zoo which already holds the “Zootopia” name. Similarly, in Germany there is a children’s book which caused copyright conflict, which led to the film being released under the title Zoomania. Such changes, although practical for legal reasons, can sometimes cause a degree of confusion. Especially as there are numerous, low budget productions companies that go out of their way to produce similarly titled “mockbusters” whenever there are big, tentpole, releases. So for clarity, Zootopia 2 has been released in the UK as Zootropolis 2.
After the events of the first film, Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman) are now officially partners at the Zootopia Police Department (ZPD). However, after an operation goes awry, due to Hopps’ over eager nature, Chief Bogo (Idris Elba) sidelines them. After finding some shed skin, Judy begins to believe there might be a snake in Zootopia. Nick is sceptical as snakes and other reptiles have been exiled from the city since an incident at its founding. Further clues lead the pair to the Zootenial Gala, celebrating the centennial anniversary of the city’s founding. It soon becomes apparent that the founding family of Lynxes have a dark secret and that a grave miscarriage of justice has been covered up for years. However, Judy and Nick are framed and are forced to go on the run.
Despite a 9 year gap between the release of the first film and this sequel, Zootropolis 2 is immediately engaging mainly due to the strength and appeal of the central characters. The jokes come thick and fast, with plenty of slapstick humour and sight gags. As ever with animated films, action scenes are very frenetic and demand your concentration to see all that is going on. The screenplay by Jared Bush contains the usual pop culture references and clever asides for adult viewers. Hence we have clever homages to The Silence of the Lambs and The Shining. The voice cast is sumptuous and sprawling, ranging from artists such as Shakira and Ed Sheeran, Alan Tudyk, John Leguizamo and Jenny Slate. Guessing the identity of a celebrity voice actor is part of the fun of the film. It took me a few minutes to identify the ever excellent Danny Trejo, as Jesús, a plumed basilisk lizard.
The story, although entertaining, is a little drawn out with several lengthy set pieces unnecessarily expanding its running time. However, this is standard operational procedure these days for films of this kind. Although not as novel as the first film, Zootropolis 2 is engaging, funny and handles sentiment very well. It is interesting how a lot of mainstream Hollywood films are currently exploring traditional themes and focusing on subtexts of equality, inclusion and social cohesion. All of which seems to fly in the face and provide a counter narrative to aspects of contemporary US politics. As for the usual bi-partisan criticism and pushback that occurs when such material is present in mainstream entertainment, it has not harmed the box office returns for Zootropolis 2. The film has earned globally $1.475 billion, having cost $150 million to make. So much for “go woke, go broke”.
The Running Man (2025)
Stephen King’s dystopian story, The Running Man, was previously adapted very loosely in 1987, as a vehicle for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That version focused mainly on the “Battle Royale” element of the story and leaned heavily into Arnie’s personality, rather than the politics of the book. It also wasn’t well received by the author. Edgar Wright’s remake follows the source text a lot more closely and is far more interested in its political themes and wider social commentary. Furthermore, this version re-establishes the everyman quality of the hero of Ben Richards, rather than him being the muscle bound, ex-military hero as per Mr. Schwarzenegger’s prior interpretation. This time round, The Running Man uses a lot of the visual and narrative tropes of contemporary reality TV, making this forty three year old story very relevant to today’s viewers and couching the film in a style that is recognisable and accessible.
Stephen King’s dystopian story, The Running Man, was previously adapted very loosely in 1987, as a vehicle for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That version focused mainly on the “Battle Royale” element of the story and leaned heavily into Arnie’s personality, rather than the politics of the book. It also wasn’t well received by the author. Edgar Wright’s remake follows the source text a lot more closely and is far more interested in its political themes and wider social commentary. Furthermore, this version re-establishes the everyman quality of the hero of Ben Richards, rather than him being the muscle bound, ex-military hero as per Mr. Schwarzenegger’s prior interpretation. This time round, The Running Man uses a lot of the visual and narrative tropes of contemporary reality TV, making this forty three year old story very relevant to today’s viewers and couching the film in a style that is recognisable and accessible.
In the near future, the United States is governed by an authoritarian media conglomerate known simply as the Network. The majority of the public exist in poverty with minimal access to healthcare, while the Network distracts the populace with low-quality, violent game shows and reality television. The most popular show is “The Running Man”, in which "runners" have the opportunity to win $1 billion by surviving a 30 day, nationwide manhunt, by the Network's five “hunters”. Provided with $1,000 and a 12-hour head start, “the runners” must document their experiences daily, or they will lose their earnings yet still remain targets for the hunt. Ben Richards (Glen Powell), a blacklisted blue collar worker, enters the show desperate to earn money to pay for his daughter’s healthcare. The TV show’s producer, Dan Killian, instantly senses that Richard’s maybe an exceptional contestant and a means to achieve the highest ratings ever.
British director Edgar Wright takes a calculated risk by not smoothing the rough edges of the central character of Ben Richards. Although he’s a man with a moral code and fierce loyalty to his family, his anger issues can diminish some of the audience’s sympathy for him. However, as it is this very quality that makes him a perfect candidate for the predatory TV shows that abound in the authoritarian state, it is a necessary evil. As ever, the director cleverly uses gallows humour, intelligent “needle drops” and clever dialogue to make his point. The action scenes are well handled and not too hyperbolic in scope. Shot in London, Glasgow and Bulgaria, the film looks refreshingly unamerican and pivots well between the grimy, run down aesthetic of the poor neighbourhoods and the neon modernism of the rich suburbs.
Glen Powell is well cast and his character has a logical arc. He also acquits himself well in the action scenes and the use of CGI is minimal. Josh Brolin is plausible as the scheming producer of this titular TV show and exudes appropriate insincere charm. Colman Domingo has a lot of fun with the role of Booby T, the slick host of the nation’s favourite show, whipping up the audience with his inflammatory and hyperbolic rhetoric. If there is a weak character then it is Evan McCone played by Lee Pace. Although the main “hunter” of the story, Pace has little to do apart until the third act when his role becomes mainly expository. However, this aside, The Running Man is a fast paced, clever and slick re-imagining of a somewhat bleak novel. It is not just another generic action movie and clearly shows the hallmark of its director’s persona and style.
New Year: Taking Stock of Your Life
I don’t really celebrate New Year’s Eve anymore. By that I mean, I don’t go to the pub or any other social gatherings. Nor do we have guests ourselves. Mrs P often doesn’t stay up to midnight. Mainly because she tends to go to bed relatively early, by default. One year changing to another seems a somewhat arbitrary excuse for a celebration to me. However, I realise that New Year is a big deal for some. I used to work with someone who said, very philosophically, that Christmas was for the children and New Year was for the adults. He was of Scottish antecedents and so New Year’s Eve was of more cultural significance to him. Also if you’ve had a difficult, problematic or traumatic 2025, then I fully understand that you may well be happy to see the back of 2025 and look to 2026 to be a significantly better year. Or at least, not to be as shit.
I don’t really celebrate New Year’s Eve anymore. By that I mean, I don’t go to the pub or any other social gatherings. Nor do we have guests ourselves. Mrs P often doesn’t stay up to midnight. Mainly because she tends to go to bed relatively early, by default. One year changing to another seems a somewhat arbitrary excuse for a celebration to me. However, I realise that New Year is a big deal for some. I used to work with someone who said, very philosophically, that Christmas was for the children and New Year was for the adults. He was of Scottish antecedents and so New Year’s Eve was of more cultural significance to him. Also if you’ve had a difficult, problematic or traumatic 2025, then I fully understand that you may well be happy to see the back of 2025 and look to 2026 to be a significantly better year. Or at least, not to be as shit.
However, one positive thing New Year does offer is an opportunity to take stock. I’m not talking about trite resolutions that the tabloid press are so fond of championing at this time of year. “New year, new you” sort of bullshit. I mean being brave and looking at your own life and giving serious consideration to what you can do to improve matters for yourself and possibly other people. You may also want to take a look at the state of the world. Be careful with this one as it can be a bit depressing. Although you may not be in a position to make any major changes there are lots of smaller scale things that we can do to help make life a little less shit. Taking stock should not be feared but embraced. A simple and honest audit of your personal status quo with a view to making some alterations. A chance to set some realistic and obtainable goals as well as a means to improve your state of mind.
I took time out from my usual activities at the end of April 2025. I went away for a short break to the Kent coast and was fortunate enough to have experienced some pleasant weather. I explored the picturesque town of Whitstable and relaxed at Margate Harbour. It was exceedingly restful to have a change of scene and be somewhere else for a change. During this time I candidly took stock of my life and the wider world in general. I am now a 58 years old man with more time behind me than I have in front of me. The world is also changing and I would argue not for the better. So I’ve been reflecting on both the past and the future. It has proven to be a valuable exercise and I feel better for it as I now have some clarity as to where I’m going. I have also made some decisions. Hopefully decisions that will address some of the things concerning me.
I won’t bore you with my various plans to improve my health or pursue various new writing projects. Because those aren’t really radical challenges. Improving my health is an imperative and therefore will be addressed simply because I fear the alternatives. The writing and associated projects will be done because they are a major source of pleasure and a creative outlet for me. The real and potentially challenging change I wish to make is to simply be more positive in my outlook on life. To make a concerted effort to find the good in situations and people and to dial back the skepticism. I want to be the person who after identifying an issue or problem, then has a cunning plan to address it. I believe this to be an important goal because legitimate concerns over what might happen both in your own backyard or globally are causing good people to retreat into their own personal inland empire.
I fully appreciate why disengaging from aspects of the world is a means to protect one’s mental wellbeing but it can also be part of a wider retreat from life. This concerns me because I keep coming back to the famous quote attributed to Edmond Burke. “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”. My gut is telling me that 2026 is not the year to do this. I think we need to hold the line. I’m not saying that we all need to become militant, firebrand activists. I just think we need to do what we can within the context of our own lives. Speak out if appropriate or undertake small acts of kindness. Praise those who merit praise. Admonish those who don’t. Be kind. Be strong. Be true. At the very least don’t be an asshole. There are far too many of those already. I’m certainly going to give it a go, although I have no idea how it’s going to work. In the meantime “Merry New Year” as Eddie Murphy said in Trading Places. Take stock and act. See you in 2026.
A Year in TV
I have not watched as much TV as I usually do, this year. Mainly because I have become a little weary of the ways contemporary TV is produced, especially with regards to streaming shows. Due to the costs, shows such as Star Trek: Strange New Worlds only have 10 episodes per season. Simply put, the season begins to hit its stride and then is abruptly over. This problem (if you see it as such) is then further compounded by there being a significant wait between seasons. In the case of STSNW it was two years between season two and season three. Not all shows fall foul of this. Apple TV produces two seasons of the excellent espionage drama Slow Horses at a time, ensuring a prompt release schedule. However, even this has issues. Due to the complexity of the plots of many contemporary TV shows, something that is a marketing point, some viewers cannot remember the plot after a twelve month hiatus. Network TV shows seldom have these issues with each season being 20 plus episodes long and story arcs that are seldom as complex.
I have not watched as much TV as I usually do, this year. Mainly because I have become a little weary of the ways contemporary TV is produced, especially with regards to streaming shows. Due to the costs, shows such as Star Trek: Strange New Worlds only have 10 episodes per season. Simply put, the season begins to hit its stride and then is abruptly over. This problem (if you see it as such) is then further compounded by there being a significant wait between seasons. In the case of STSNW it was two years between season two and season three. Not all shows fall foul of this. Apple TV produces two seasons of the excellent espionage drama Slow Horses at a time, ensuring a prompt release schedule. However, even this has issues. Due to the complexity of the plots of many contemporary TV shows, something that is a marketing point, some viewers cannot remember the plot after a twelve month hiatus. Network TV shows seldom have these issues with each season being 20 plus episodes long and story arcs that are seldom as complex.
I find the formula of the obligatory cliffhanger ending for each season, to keep viewers “keen”, rather wearisome. Again, each season of Slow Horses is a self contained story, based on a specific novel. I wish more shows took this approach. I don’t relish having to watch summary videos on YouTube to refresh my memory. However, I think this is symptomatic of a wider malady that is affecting modern TV. Despite high production values, adult themes and complex narratives, many feel to me as well crafted contrivances but contrivances no less. Essentially big budget and immaculately made curate’s egg. There have been several shows that I have started watching and have been broadly entertained by, yet I have at some point abandoned them simply because on some level I just couldn’t be bothered to continue. Furthermore, I didn’t see my abandonment to be a loss. I stopped watching The Last of Us season 2 for this very reason.
Another thing that has come to my notice is the gulf between what shows get written about in the online press and what the public actually watch. For example Succession was dissected in great detail by critics and had praise heaped upon it. However, despite respectable viewing figures, it is not by any means the most popular show on TV. NCIS and Tracker have far more substantive audiences but seem to be more written about on entertainment websites rather than formal online newspapers. This to me is evidence of the ever increasing cultural divide that is becoming apparent in western culture. People not only live and work in their own bespoke bubbles but can also have separate viewing habits. Another growing factor is “TV poverty”. Succession is a cable/streaming show whereas NCIS and Tracker are available on digital terrestrial TV. The cost of subscribing to multiple “premium content” platforms is simply too prohibitive.
I won’t list all the shows that I have enjoyed this year but I will name a few. Dept. Q was a very absorbing contemporary crime drama. Mark Gatiss was excellent in Bookish, channeling a great deal of Agatha Christie and sporting a handsome post WWII production design. Season 2 of Andor totally nailed the zeitgeist with its sociopolitical commentary. Alien Earth was far better than I was expecting and worked well within its canonical restrictions. Murder Before Evensong found the sweet spot between cozy drama and grim murder mystery. Season 2 of NCIS Origins is also maintaining a high standard of writing that is sadly lacking in its long running predecessor. Dark Winds continued to be a solid police drama, following two Navajo Tribal Police officers in the seventies. There were several popular shows that I decided not to watch for various reasons. I chose not to get on the hype train with regard to The Traitors and Pluribus.
Finally, I have noticed that I do not seem to watch comedy anymore. Apart from the occasional standup special by a comedian that I like, I don’t really watch any comedy panel shows anymore, such as Would I Lie To You, or entertainment shows such as Taskmaster. My granddaughters like US sitcoms such as Young Sheldon and Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage but I find them incredibly bland. Safe, non-controversial entertainment that is amusing but no more. I like satire and sadly, it appears to be running scared at the moment for obvious reasons. However, I did watch The Franchise in late 2024 and was hoping for a second season of its excellent dissection of a film studio that definitely isn’t Disney. Sadly, it’s been cancelled. Which brings me back to my original point about annoying foibles of modern TV production. Add great shows being cancelled to the list.